Someplace Nice

At the southeastern part of Mordor lies the Sea of Núrnen. For the weary folk of Mordor who wish to get away from their stressful unpaid jobs and nasty bossesses, this might be a perfect holiday destination. Do not fear for this is not clickbait! There is looting to be done!

Even though there is really no drinking water available, it's not like it usually is in Mordor anyway, there is the plain of Núrn. The greatest tourist attraction is pillaging slave homes and stealing Master Sauron's food used to feed armies of orcs. But beware! You don't wish to be caught by Mordor's best surveillance cameras - The Nazgul and The Eye of Lugbúrz!

If you are considering going on a trip like this one, you need not carry anything but your armor and shakespear. You don't need to worry about sunburns, for there is no sun.

This location is open for all races of orcs and trolls regardless of with whom your allegiance lays with!

If "someplace nice" doesn't meet your requirements here are some places where you might find bossesses to hang out casually. Don't worry, its anonymous, your boss won't know that you filled the form for slacking off.