Art thou in need of a weapon?

Weapons:

The standard Orcblade for Uruk-Hai oiled with grime and blood of your dark lord's enemies

A fancy elvish short sword, just what a hobbit needs to find in a Trolls cave

Ready to destroy some evil today? - Nightblood

Perfect weapon for a Dark Lord in training, evil and foreboding

Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole

A bow imported directly from Valinor itself, you will not regret buying it (for Noldor use only)

Additional accessories:

Elvish rope - Made of Hithlain, the ropes are light weight, grey, strong, and silky to touch

Woven by the Lady of Lórian - Elven cloak

Sam's fry pan - great for hitting for any unruly little sneaks, if you take my meaning ser