RegretfullY,

I MUST INFORM YOU THAT

THE LIST OF CHarges

IS

TOOOO Long

&

Fucking TWisted

and widely recognized for even the most patient, understanding pirate captain, crew member, stowaway, pet parrot or any other halfway fucking reasonable person to tolerate. Thus, Why fucking bother?? Please,

come back soon!

maybe somebody around here will get motivated to organize and document the evidence against all that bullshit activity so that somebody might do something about it the time you return . I doubt it.

FUCk

by popular demand, and because it turned out to be not so much work as expected:

1. Obstruction of justice - 18 U.S. Code § 1503

2. Conspiracy against the United States - 18 U.S. Code § 371

3. Suborning perjury - 18 U.S. Code § 1621

4. Making false statements to federal investigators - 18 U.S. Code § 1001

5. Bribery - 18 U.S. Code § 201

6. Tax evasion - 26 U.S. Code § 7201

7. Money laundering - 18 U.S. Code § 1956

8. Wire fraud - 18 U.S. Code § 1343

9. Campaign finance violations - 52 U.S. Code § 30121

10. Bank fraud - 18 U.S. Code § 1344

11. Abuse of power - 18 U.S. Code § 242

12. Aiding and abetting - 18 U.S. Code § 2

13. Obstruction of Congress - 18 U.S. Code § 1505

14. Fraudulent misrepresentation - 18 U.S. Code § 1030

15. Unlawful enrichment - 18 U.S. Code § 854

16. Racketeering - 18 U.S. Code § 1951

17. Perjury of oath - 18 U.S. Code § 1621

18. Embezzlement - 18 U.S. Code § 641

19. Forgery - 18 U.S. Code § 495

20. Criminal Contempt of court - 18 U.S. Code § 401

NOBODY has been able to Decide which codes to cite applying to seditious conspiracy, insurrection or red tape wrapped espionage act violations,,so we must do without for now. We have also been advised Most tax related infractions will not be pursued due a shortage of resources and the difficulty of collecting after such heavy losses..