The following is a GROWING list of offerings.
Enjoy a variety of handmade specialty mocktails, cocktails, craft beer, and wine.
Stop back again. Updated 03.30.2026
The following is a GROWING list of offerings.
Enjoy a variety of handmade specialty mocktails, cocktails, craft beer, and wine.
Stop back again. Updated 03.30.2026
Happy Hour: Wed, Thurs, Friday; from 4-6pm
$3 can beer
$5 tap beer
$5 Old Fashioned
$5/glass House Wine
can BEER:
Prescription: For mild thirst and moderate weekend energy.
Coors Lite; Chicago IL; American light lager; light body with a malty note, low bitterness, and a crisp, clean taste. 4.2% ABV , $4 *Special 24oz can, $6
Miller Lite; Milwaukee, WI; American Pilsner, grainy malt and hop give this classic a crisp finish. “Great Taste, Less Filling” 4.2% ABV, $4
New Glarus Spotted Cow; New Glarus, WI; Farmhouse ale, unfiltered yeast enhances the flavor. Fun, fruity, with a light crisp taste. Only sold in WI! 4.8% ABV, $4
Busch Light - St Louis MO. It started as Busch Bavarian Beer, made a comeback as the first beer introduced by Anheuser-Busch after prohibition. 4.1% ABV. $4
BEER on Tap:
Prescription: Handle responsibly. Highly habit-forming.
Stella Artois Lager; by Anheuser-Busch; St Louis MO Perfect to pair with family and friends. A floral aroma, balanced malt sweetness, hoppy bitterness, and a dry finish. Winner in 2019 for the World’s Best International Lager. 5% ABV, $6
Bourbon Barrel Ale - Hog House Brewing; Poynette Enjoy this local craft beer. Enjoy the distinctive nose of a well-crafted bourbon. 5% ABV, $6
Hazy Hog IPA- Hog House Brewing; Poynette
Enjoy this local craft beer. Enjoy the hop flavor, aroma and bitterness in this IPA. 5% ABV, $6
Riverwest Stein; American Lager; Lakefront Brewery MKE. Medium body amber lager with a dash of caramel malt sweetness. Pleasing hop notes and a crisp lager finish. 5.6%ABV, $6
Your Over the Counter Calm, CBD Prescriptions:
Louie Louie, Blackberry Lemon. It’s cannabis (delta-9 THC) in a delicious, drinkable format. It’s also an easy replacement for your favorite alcoholic beverage - without the hangover. Fast acting, gluten free, no alcohol, 5mg THC/5mg CBD. A balance between mind and body. $9
Looner Spirits. Unflavored THC Mixer. Pour over your favorite mocktail or mix into any non-alcoholic drink.
Sip slow, stack as needed, and enjoy the vibe. 1 oz = 6.7mg THC, $9 or 1.5oz = 10mg THC, $12
Get your Booster… aka: BUBBLES:
Prescription: Take at the onset of celebration. Repeat as needed.
Pizzolato NV Prosecco Spumante; small personal bottle! $9 bottle
& Wycliff Brut Champagne; Light and Sweet Bubbles! $5 glass/ $15 bottle
Elixirs… aka: SPIRITS:
Prescription: Dispense liberally; may cause sudden confidence.
Ask the pharmacist for current available bourbon, whiskey, and tequila selections to enjoy neat or on the rocks. Availability of some brands will vary, ask us about special or hard to find samples. (If you are like Dan, you won’t order the same spirit twice; just keep tasting!)
Godfather
On the rocks or neat. Combo of our house bourbon & amaretto. A classic. $10
Remedies aka: COCKTAILS
Prescription: Take one sip every few minutes until symptoms include relaxation and laughter.
the Ruthie
Ruth doesn’t drink bourbon neat like Dan, so pairing it with some lemonade makes for a refreshing cocktail that is not too harsh. Order it “extra special” with some strawberry syrup. Yum $6
Dan Collins
Ruth’s new favorite is Dan’s twist on the classic Tom Collins. Made from gin, lemon juice, simple syrup, and just a splash of soda water. (Ruth thinks it's best if you skip the soda!) $9
the Frank
Jameson Whiskey, Ginger Beer and lime. A tribute to a good friend. $7
Manhattan
A strong booze-forward cocktail with rich smooth flavor. Packs a hint of bitterness with some herbal qualities. Made with whiskey, sweet vermouth, and bitters. $9
Vodka and Cranberry
Did you know that the vodka cranberry cocktail is also known as the Cape Codder. Classic and Simple. Made with Wheatley Vodka from the Buffalo Trace Distillery. $5
the Pharmacy Float
Fall in love with Gin! Gin, Orgeat, & lemon juice shaken. Then add a dry red wine float on the top! Beautiful and Yummy! $9.50
Espresso Martini
Popular and sophisticated cocktail that combines the rich flavor of coffee and vodka. $9.25 (Also available with peppermint.)
Vodka and Soda
Keep it classic - vodka and club soda $5
Cosmopolitan. This iconic cocktail blends vodka, orange liqueur, lime, and cranberry for a perfectly balanced sip that’s tart, slightly sweet, and chic. $7
On-Wisconsin Old Fashioned
Your traditional supper club Old Fashioned. Brandy or Whiskey; paired with sugar, and special bitters. Order it sweet or sour and your preference of orange/cherries or olives. (Ruth prefers it with whiskey, sweet, & with olives!) $9
Whiskey Sour, traditional
Sweet and sour shaken together. Whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup and shaken egg white. $9
Orange Fashion
Dan’s take on the classic Old Fashioned. A strong, bold, and balanced flavor. Whiskey, bitters, simple syrup, orange juice, and soda water. $9
Hyer Hall Slammer
An ode to UWSP, where Dan & Ruth met. Southern Comfort, sloe gin, amaretto and orange juice. “Go Dawg’s” $9
Margarita
Don’t mess with this traditional classic. Tequila, lime, triple sec, and simple syrup. Clean & Clear, no mix used. $9
Rum and Soda
Combo of a sweet cola with a strong rum. A classic. $5
French 75
Dating back to WW1, created in Paris, this combo felt like being shelled with the powerful French 75mm field gun. Gin, Champagne, lemon juice and a bit of simple sugar. $9
Fermented Remedies aka: WINE:
White - Dry & Semi Dry
Prescription: Monitor mood and hydration closely.
Harken Chardonnay; California. Rich, full body, tropical fruit, pear, warm oak, creamy buttery texture. Hints of creme brulee and buttered toast. $7
Bellwether by Rock N Wool Winery; Poynette. A dry white table wine that is fruit forward with notes of peach, pear, & pineapple. Just a small hint of oak with a soft finish. Made with grapes grown in WI. (Ruth’s favorite of the Rock N Wool wines!) 11% ABV; $7
Ranga.Ranga 2024 Sauvignon Blanc; Marlborough, NZ $9 ($23/bt)
(house white) Moulin de Gassac 2023 Guilhem Blanc; France. A blend of Mediterranean varieties—primarily Grenache Blanc, Sauvignon Blanc, and Vermentino—sourced from limestone-rich vineyards that lend freshness and complexity. Aromas of lemon zest, green pear, and white peach mingle with notes of wildflowers and a subtle saline edge. $7 ($17.50/bt)
Folonari Pinot Grigio; Italy Cool, crisp, and vibrant. $8
White - Sweet
Prescription: Side effects may include unwinding and oversharing.
Loosen 2023 Dr. L Riesling; Germany. $8
Quilt by Rock N Wool Winery; Poynette. A peach nose and stone fruit flavors offer complexity and sweetness. Made with grapes grown in WI. 10% ABV; $7 ($19/bt)
Moscato, Centorri. Italy. A sweet white wine. Centorri is owned and managed by women: estate manager and winemaker Eleonora Brangero, along with her mother Emiliana and grandmother Camilla—known as the "ladies of Moscato." The wine is made from 100% Moscato Bianco grapes 6% ABV; $8
Red - Sweet
Prescription: Handle responsibly. Pairs well with secrets.
Whitetail by Rock N Wool Winery; Poynette. Semi-sweet red with bright fruit and a soft finish. Made with grapes grown in WI. 13.5% ABV; $7
Port, Tawny by Rock N Wool Winery; Poynette. Sweet red dessert wine. Made with grapes grown in WI. 20% ABV; $10 ($45/bt)
Rose
Prescription: May cause giggles and lounging.
(house rose) Moulin de Gassac 2024 Guilhem Rosé; France. Enjoy this well balanced rose. A blend of 50% Grenache, 30% Carignan and 20% Syrah and organically farmed. $7 ($17.50/bt)
Wildflower by Rock N Wool Winery; Poynette. A sweet rose, fruity and fun with a clean finish. 11%ABV, $7
Red - Dry & Semi Dry
Prescription: Fast acting, may induce relaxation, bold opinions.
Bonny Doon 2023 Le Cigare Volant Rouge; California, central coast, red blend, peppery finish $9
(house red) Moulin de Gassac 2022 Guillhem Roughe; France. Enjoy this wonderfully blended red. A blend of Syrah, Grenache, Mourvedre, and Carignan with deep red fruit flavors and a light spicy note. $7 ($17.50/bt)
VDR Red Blend Special Select 2022; California; Sweet up front, dry finish. A very soft red. $9 ($24/bt)
Stature by Rock N Wool Winery; Poynette. A dry red blend, medium bodied, notes of blackberry with a velvety finish. Made with grapes grown in WI. 12% ABV; $7
Educated Guess; Cabernet Sauvignon; North Coast California; Bold, rich, and balanced. $10 ($26/bt)
Lyeth 2022 Cabernet Sauvignon; California. A very light and well balanced Cab. $8
The Stump Jump; Cabernet Sauvignon; Australia. $10
Nebla 2023 Garnacha; Spain. $8
Honora Vera Gernacha, Spain. Sweet up front, peppery in the middle, and dry for the finish. Taste the grape! $8 ($22/bt)
Marques de Caceres 2020 Rioja Cranza; Spain. A wonderful body after years of aging. $9
Folly of the Beast 2022 Pinot Noir; California. The finish on this Pinot is a result of all the tannins in the wine. $10
Over-the-Counter Options (No ID Required)
Coffee
Enjoy a cup of Joe. Pair with some cream or sugar. $3
Tea
Hot steeped tea for your enjoyment. Pair with honey or real maple syrup. $3
Soda….or Pop
Our families are divided on the name, but not on the availability. Just ask for your preference. Pepsi products. $3
Find your Antidote, zero-proof cocktails… aka: MOCKTAILS
Prescription: best taken before, during, and after poor decisions. Repeat guilt free.
Golden Pineapple Sparkler Sweet pineapple with a gentle ginger kick and golden turmeric—refreshing, flavorful, and alcohol-free. $6
On Call - Perfect for our Fire and EMS friends that are “on call”. A triple blend of juices with bitters that infuse spices and herbs for a botanical but bittersweet flavor. $5
Dirty Doctor Pepper - This drink originated in Utah and contains Cream and Vanilla, paired with Dr. Pepper and finished with cherries. A flavorful twist on a classic soda. $5
Ginger “buck” - enjoy a non-alcoholic ginger beer, lime juice, and strawberry syrup. $5.50
Virgin Margarita - lime, lemon, and orange shaken with a touch of simple syrup! Yum. $5.50
The “OG”/Kiddie Cocktail - the original mocktail. Grenadine and lemon lime soda. $4
Tasty Treatments & Over the Counter offerings for your Cravings aka: SNACKS:
Prescription: Scientifically proven to improve vibes.
Lotzza Motzza 9” pizza; $10
Yummy Brew Pub Pizza.
Pepperoni, Sausage, or Pepperoni & Sausage.
Candied Pecans; $3
1.25oz, Classic golden candied pecans, salty and sweet. Classic and Everything (seasoned with sesame, garlic, & onion) flavors.
Mayana Chocolate Bar; $4.50
1.4oz, Fix bar; vanilla shortbread, caramel, dark chocolate
Columbus Charcuterie Tray; $16
12.5oz An upscale mix of Italian dry salami, Calabrese salami, Olives, dark chocolate cranberries, garlic & rosemary crackers, and white cheddar cheese.
Tortilla Chips and Salsa $5
Milwaukee Soft Pretzel, $10 served with stone ground mustard for dipping. (inspired by Dan & Ruth’s love of MKE!)
Cheesy Flatbread $10
WI Charcuterie Board; $12.50 keeping it simple with cheddar cheese, summer sausage, and crackers
Bacon Wrapped Waterchestnuts; 7 pcs. $12