Accessing the following content without express authorization from the Ethics Committee chairman is grounds for deployment of MTF Omega-1 and summary termination. If you have found this page by accident, shut off your station computer and report to the highest clearance staff on-site immediately. Failure to comply with these requirements is grounds for summary termination.
*An eerie silence fills the room, periodically broken by the activation of a thermostat cooling fan*
"Why is this section classified?"
Note: Dear reader, you may be wondering why this section of the personnel file is classified. Although it may become obvious in a second, I'll spoil the fun for you. It has taken multiple operations and hundreds of hours to preserve the secrecy of the contents of this file. If you think you know what is happening, you have barely scratched the surface and you are merely just observing the tip of the iceberg. Unless you are authorized to view this file, I strongly suggest against it. Although it is best that the following information is kept to word of mouth, I find documentation valuable and important to communication between future ECCs.
I have personnally taken the time and effort to infuse the text inside this document with multiple deadly cognito hazards. If you wish to continue and understand the logistics and real story behind Asmodeus, you may, however I am strongly inclined to believe you may not live to tell the tale. Long live the Committee.
- Committee Chairman Fionn O' Rourke.
*More keyboard tapping can be heard*
*A computer voice can be heard*
Analysing document and isolating text containing cognito-hazardous traits... Ready to view, Mr. O5-7.
"Hmph, this should do the trick... Well, if I do die the committee will have to answer to the Chief."
"Curiosity killed the cat, I guess..."
*A click of the mouse is audibly heard*
