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Endangered Ostrich Dance Genres

Good morning fellow Ostriches and Ostrich enthusiasts! Today we have a VERY serious topic this morning. That is Endangered Ostrich Dances that have been with us before the first T.A.S.S. was ever dreamed of. The first dance to discuss is the "Ton" Dance. About 3 days ago the entire Ostrich Society had knowledge of the dance. Now, only 8.5 dancers remain. "We just forgot." Says Joe, an Ostrich who's dancing ability died out yesterday. The dance contains a lot of flapping your wings, and gliding across the grass. Basically, for all the humans reading this, Figure Skating but on grass, and Ostriches.

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