OSTRICHES.COM IS A COMEDIC WEBSITE. EVERYTHING ABOVE IS FICTIONAL. ANY MENTIONS OF ANY PERSON OR PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD, ARE USED FICTITIOUSLY.
Yeah, they made me put that in, for dumb legal stuff. People are crazy and make me put stuff in. It's just unnecessary. You know? "Oh, now they put a caption on my cat memes saying that they can't be amused by the internet." Imagine an amazing travel blog, and they just add in a little thing about the dangers of travel and that other junk. Next thing you know on my About Me page that's still in development they just add "I may or may not exist." Or that stuff they made me put on this page! The internet has become a playground for lawyers and it's horrible. What happened to "Freedom of speech?" I can't say ONE good thing about a Republican without THE WHOLE WORLD coming after me.
Wow, did you just read ALL THAT? Go make a sandwich or something. Or just have fun on this stupid website.
