Entrees
- Krabby Patty - A hamburger, grilled and juicy, with crisp undersea veggies and cheese, topped off with secret sauce and between two sesame seed-seed buns. (Cheese can be taken off if you'd prefer)
- Veggie Patty - Pretty much the same thing except with a veggie burger instead of a beef patty.
- Double Krabby Patty - A Krabby Patty with TWO beef patties instead of one.
- Triple Krabby Patty - A Krabby Patty with THREE beef patties instead of one.
- Krusty Dog - A hot dog. If you're a vegetarian, SpongeBob would be happy to cook you a soy dog instead of a beef one.
- Krusty Krab Pizza - A pepperoni pizza, THE pizza for you and me. Your choice of either a whole pie (to share) or a single slice.
Sea-Sides
- Kelp Rings - Onion rings that, thanks to a little green food coloring, appear to be made of kelp.
- Coral Bits - Crispy chicken fingers shaped like pieces of coral.
- Buttered Barnacles - Buttery fried zucchini coins.
- Fried Oyster Skins - Fried oysters with an optional side of nacho cheese.
- Seaweed Salad - A small salad with lettuce, tomatoes, sea cucumbers (actually just regular cucumbers), and your choice of dressing.
- Flotsam Fries - French fries, with a side of either tangy Spongey sauce or mild Bobby Sauce (for the not so daring).
Drinks
- Dr. Kelp - Actually just Dr. Pepper, but with a more nautical name.
- Kelp Shake - A shake made from lime sherbert, ginger ale, and apple juice.
- Seanut Butter and Jellyfish Jelly Shake - A milkshake with peanut butter and jelly (a la the one served at the '50s Prime Time Cafe).
- Red Tide - A cherry-flavored soda.
- Seafoam Soda - A fizzy lemon-lime soda.
- Squidward's Sipper - A blue raspberry-flavored lemonade.
Desserts
- Ice Cream! - A bowl of ice cream (you can choose between vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry) with hot fudge and a cherry on top.
- Two Ice Creams! - A double-scoop of ice cream with hot fudge and a cherry on top.
- Still Two Ice Creams! - FOUR scoops of ice cream with hot fudge and a cherry on top.
- SpongeBob's Sundae - A vanilla ice cream sundae with bananas, whipped cream, hot fudge, strawberries, Swedish fish, and a cherry on top (Patrick highly recommends this one!).