BATO OF THE WATER TRIBE
A shore. SOKKA, AANG, and KATARA enter.
SOKKA:
Somebody left these footprints! Who could they belong to?
AANG:
Look, Sokka! It's the meat delivery man!
SOKKA:
Where?
AANG:
(laughs) Fooled you!
SOKKA:
(sad) Ohhh.
BATO enters.
BATO:
Sokka?
AANG:
(gasps) I thought I was joking!
SOKKA:
Bato!
SOKKA and KATARA rush to BATO and embrace him.
KATARA:
(sobbing) What are the chances we'd find you out here?
BATO:
About one in fifteen.
AANG:
Hello? I'm still here too.
SOKKA:
Aang, meet Bato, my dad's best friend forever. (to BATO) Is he here?
BATO:
No, but I have something even better: (whips out bowls of) sea prunes!
SOKKA & KATARA:
Sea prunes!
The three of them exit, slurping sea prunes.
AANG:
Gee whilikers. At this rate, they'll leave me to go off with Tabo and their dad. Then who am I gonna play pranks on? Don't worry, Aang. Their dad's at sea, how would they even find him?
A MAP SALESMAN enters.
MAP SALESMAN:
Maps to Katara and Sokka's dad! Get 'em while they're hot! Here, kid, have one on the house! (hands AANG one, proceeds back off) Maps to Katara & Sokka's dad! (exits)
AANG:
Oh no! I can't let them find this! I know! I'll bury it!
AANG, with the assistance of the EFFECTS CREW, makes a pit in the sand and buries the map in it.
AANG:
There! Now no one will ever find it!
SOKKA, KATARA and BATO re-enter.
SOKKA:
Look! Someone made an X in the sand! It must mean treasure! Maybe even meat! (digs up the map) Wait, this isn't meat! This is a map to dad! Aang, how could you hide this from us?!
KATARA:
(sobbing) Such betrayal!
AANG:
Oh shucks, I didn't want to be abandoned!
BATO:
Abandoned?
AANG:
Quiet, Babo, this partially doesn't concern you!
ZUKO enters.
ZUKO:
But you concern me, Avatar!
AANG:
Oh no!
ZUKO:
I can smell the honor already!
KATARA:
Smell this, hot boy!
KATARA throws a perfume bottle at ZUKO.
ZUKO:
(coughing) Your perfume! It's too strong! My breathing is compromised by odorous means! (exits)
AANG, KATARA, SOKKA, & BATO:
Hooray!
AANG:
Katara saved the day!
BATO:
That's my friend's girl!
KATARA:
Oh, I'm so happy to be out of that dangerous predicament! We forgive you, Aang!
AANG:
Hooray!
SOKKA:
Say, Katara, do you have any perfume that smells like meat?
They all laugh. For longer than necessary.