Brompton Oratory

“No, after you.”

A polite American beckons me,

So...

I press the buttons, I get the ticket,

And catch the Underground train.

Ah, damn and blast…

Three minutes later would have been two pounds cheaper.

Off-peak, you see.

I get there and the museum doesn’t open ‘til ten.

Plan B now, a walk down the road,

The Brompton Oratory, London Catholic church.

It’s softly dark, forgivingly gloomy,

Kind to my sins but a gentle reminder

My meter is ticking, I’m closer to Death.

An elderly lady prays at an altar,

Sensible nylon anorak

And modesty veil

Steeped in tradition.

It’s her and me

‘Til a ring of a bell and a boxing bruiser,

Stubbly head and long black gown

Covering a belly devoted to living

The Temporal Life.

“It’s me; I’m Barry, the Spiritual Minder”.

A priest wafts behind,

Tall and pale in robes of white,

The smoke behind the black-coated bomb.

They float past the statues arrested mid-action

As they brandish keys

Of polished stone,

Past red and gold brocade

Hung high on every pillar

Like a repetitive running gag,

But where they shout

It’s the whisper that gets my attention,

The small wooden triangle

In the grey, tarnished dome…

It’s the Trinity, perhaps.

Barry the Bruiser walks on by, his smile is gentle.

I twitch an ear

To the out-of-focus murmur

Of a distant Mass.

Back in the sunlight the traffic is busy,

The world hasn’t stopped

And Barry the Bruiser’s

Ecclesiastical garb

Is suddenly tired and faded and real.

He twists a foot

Like an uncle dancing at a wedding

And a dog end dies

And a burnt full stop appears on the ground,

The end of a paragraph nearer to God.

I think the museum must be open now.

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