Testimonials

I joined this website in pursuit not of simple companionship, but of answers to life’s grand question: can love survive in a place so confined by judgements? Results inconclusive. Would this site, I ask, allow for a volume of one’s history to be fully expressed? Would it permit even a fraction of my life’s accidents to be enumerated in a format so constrained? No! For they deem ‘rambling’ to be a flaw and seem to prefer... brevity. For those undaunted by the absurd, this darling site offers a splendid sort of nonsense. To the intrepid souls considering it, I say: proceed with caution and courage. Love may yet strike though only if Fate is in a particularly whimsical mood. Would I recommend this? Only if you’re prepared to be, like myself, delightfully amused...

Upon first inspection, I dared not expect much from a website promising connection through allurements of vanity. Yet, my duty to engage in discourse on all platforms necessitated I try my hand at this so-called ‘dating website.’ Alas, here I find nothing but encouragement of pride and flirtation with sin! However, I confess, the peculiarities of some of my fellow members do amuse me—as far as such bullshit may! Here, I stand resolved that if any worthy companion for intellectual exchange, decorum, and, perchance, companionship be present, she will value truth and virtue over light dalliance. Pray, let her be one as resolute in spirit as in modesty.

I made my debut here with half-hearted expectations, anticipating prudish censors and tepid minds. But to my pleasure, I found a thriving den of wit and wildness that at times rivaled the carnival! I’ve met artists and poets who flatter as well as flatter themselves, women who wield a quill better than a blade, and even a few devout hypocrites masquerading as 'honorable' men. Yes, some men are sweet liars and some women love more with their tongues than their hearts, but is that not a trait to be cherished, if one knows the game? For all its foolish suitors and falsifiers, this place is a stage where every player has their part, every intrigue its reward..

Thanks to Modern Desire, I’m finally able to settle down with my country wife! An aspect I am quite fond of is her ability to socialize. Just recently she’s made acquaintances with a man from London. Talk about extroverted! This Dating Website has changed my life for the better! I am truly confident that I have found my soul mate.

After years of suffering through the harrowing emptiness of the human mind, and the uninteresting mess of my own sense of humour, I finally decided to humour myself with the attentions of the delights of Modern Desire. Now, in the eyes of my loving partner, for the first time anytime a loving eye has gazed upon me, I am as what the staff here have come to call me; "just a wonderful cunt". Bless you, Modern Desires.

I’d tried so many different dating apps, before this site, but I had yet to find my perfect partner. But through the rigorous and thorough algorithm, Modern Desires found the right person for me! I’m proud to say I AM a member and will be recommending it to everyone I know. My polycule has never been stronger! Thanks Modern Desires!

Love is who you let sit in your passenger seat. It is responding "Baby don't hurt me" when your boyfriend asks you what you think love is. I laugh awkwardly and respond "I don't know", but you know who does know? Modern Desire. I am a proud supporter and endorser of this website for I had to first taste that pink shag rag, and knew it tasted like not only love, but freedom. Sometimes, you're just swiping and sweating simultaneously, and I believe that we should put piss in frogs to determine pregnancy! Yep, look it up, I said this in July of 2024. Quoted. I also invented the one person Trolley problem: would you rather kill one Owen Wilson or two Owen Wilson? Quoted. The "staff" of this website once told me I could do so much better, and my response is "always date a man with a quotebook" - how else would I have written this testimonial after an "I don't know" mindset? So uh, yay Modern Desire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #pinkshag4ever

I met Man-Mason in the fall of first year University, 2002-oh, how time flies when you’re in love. Funny thing is, he grew up in Douro, and I’m from Ennismore, but we had never met before school. I found it was a little hard to fit in in the city, which is why I started using Modern Desire- to try to make new friends, scope out the scene, y’know? but I knew, from the minute I saw Man-Mason's profile, I wasn’t alone. His location was tagged ‘douro4life’, I couldn’t believe I had found another local ! so, I scrolled through his pictures and I knew I he was the one; he posed with haybales and pigs for heaven’s sake, not ties and office chairs. with Modern Desire‘s easy DM settings, I sent him a message. He got the notification and saw my profile right away; he wanted to meet ! Our first date was a tractor ride through the pumpkin patches on his family farm - and I got to ride his tractor ! He knew how to wow me from my ‘interests’ listed under my profile. Modern Desire was so easy to navigate once I had found my match, too. All we had to do was link our profiles and change our statuses to ‘(christian) swingers’. We’re now happily married with 12 kids, and a pumpkin patch of our own if you know what I mean. 

P.S we still use the app to this day, build your profile and come find us ;)

Throughout the years in search of a companion I have been struck by the futility and tedium of this task. My voice is always drowned out by the hordes of other desperate souls - I call into the darkness and hear no reply. Yet, when I was informed of the existence of this dating app, I finally found hope. People have actually been responding to me! It's like for the first time, the sun has shone on my aching and frozen heart. By no means is this like any other dating app. Modern Desire is a masterpiece. This Modern Desire is hope, to those who feel lost and alone in the world. Modern Desire is freedom, to those who are forced to hide under a mask pretending to be something they're not. Modern Desire is the meaning of life itself.