Stop Eating, Man!

Gary - "Why, welcome to Gary's Gunk! How may I serve you today?"

Micheál - "May I have two bags of Super Fizzy Delights?"

"Oh, umm..."

"What's wrong?"

"It appears as if, um, we do not sell those anymore."

"WHAT!?!?"

"I'm sorry, Micheál, we just don't. We cut ties with the Epic-ally Dumb Sweets corporation."

"This... This cannot go unreprimanded..."

"What do you mean, I have literally never heard of that word before-"

"GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!"

"Woah woah, put down the gun!"

"I'M SERIOUS, GIVE ME LITERALLY EVERY SWEET YOU HAVE IN STORAGE RIGHT NOW!"

"Okay, okay! Please don't kill me!"

"I'M SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, MISTER. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR SHOOTY SHOOTY! SO CHOP, CHOP!"

"Isn't this a little immature to get upset over-"

*explicit gunshot*

"NO!"

"Finally, THAT'S what you get for not restocking! Now what do I do with all this candy?"

"Hmm, I should just... Bring it to my apartment. Could be nice."

WedNESday, June 25th 2025.