Issue 2

Hello there again. My name is Micheál (as you know, the fictional one) and my PC has got INFECTED WITH SOME STUPID VIRUS! Okay, so you must be wondering, "But how did you get it infected in the first place?" Welp, here's my story:

Okay, so, I was just looking for some old-fashioned screensavers on the web ('cause I'm into that kind of thing) and I had then noticed one cool looking one that I had never seen before. Hmm, I thought. Mr Granite's Epic Maze Predicament? Sounds right up my alley!

So of course, I would download it, ignoring the reviews blatantly in sight. Gosh, I was so stupid man, I wish I just had read the ratings. Of course, it came with one of those annoying set-up applications. Me, ignoring the fishy privacy info page, as who cares enough to read those, just clicked Install on everything the moment it popped up. Eventually, I rapidly seeked the shortcut to run said screensaver, and clicked on it to run the app. Oh, how stupid. How foolish, how imbecilic, how childish how ugly how dumb how simple-minded of ME!

It immediately took off its disguise, slapping me in the face with a million ads on my desktop. Stuff like "Buy a AI Intelligent Duck Yo-Yo for your kids!" and "MacCare beef jerky scented shampoo, only £78.99" and it's like, why would I buy either of these?

And then, of course, it would encrypt all of my files and told be to fork over £3,000 in PixelCash, whatever the heck that is. Oh, what's next, you are going to tell me that a bomb is inside of my computer or something? Gee, I sure do wonder if I have £3,000 laying around on my desk- of course not, I live in a one-room apartment I'm poorer than a slave! Talk about some alert, for some infection... Or an alarm for a virus, that one video with the cat... Poster... Nevermind.

Anyways, I wish that I just listened to the reviews. On my phone, I checked the website's reviews for Mr Granite's Epic Maze Predicadicamental Circumstance, or something, and here's some screenshots of reviews ->

Ultimately, I am looking currently for some guy who can help disinfect my pc, as I stopped using ANGRVG thanks to its constant lies and ads. I have to type this on my phone, because of you know... THAT. I hate ScrnSaver World. Anyways, see 'ya!