Issue 3
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Issue Name: Vacation..?
Friday 18th July, 2025.
Okay, listen. I understand some of these articles may be a little joking, mightn't be all that... Serious. But this one is absolutely serious. Someshming shtunning, Sshshtomeffing zzhurprissving-
Whoopss, got ssomething on my teef... Lemme jussfft...
There.
Whew!
Something crazy, something idiotic, something certain, something evil, something rude, something fuming, something ABSOLUTELY corrupt! Earlier this Wednesday (after flying back from my 6am flight) I saw somebody looking through the window.
What? I-I mean, they weren't just a regular peeping tom, they had a full entire filming set with directors, and lighting, and computers, but looking at it now... My house suddenly... Looked fake? Wait, could that mean-
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What the what? I did not type that in... Meh, whatever. Bleh bleh bleh, happy summer, see you later BYE.