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Issue 1

Any of the Journal issues are written in the context of the fictional MicMadness universe by the fake Micheál unless if not specified to be fictional at the header of the page.

Issue Name: The Manic-ally Stupid Times

WedNESday 25th June, 2025.

Hello there, I am Micheál (the fictional one from MicMadness), and I am shocked and appalled by this recent newspaper that has been waved in my face! Now, I know that this may make me look bad, and I don't know... Make me look like a PIG, which is why I hate this news so much!

Apparently, me just going to the downtown Gary's Gunk and getting a little irritated that he didn't sell the Super Fizzy Delights anymore was so horrific and me just, taking back a couple of sweets without permission was enough to get me on the NEWS!

Urgh, I just am so aggravated I am going to run my hand over the keyboard! Watch out, IT'S COMING:

QASWEXEDCRFTVUYHNIJMOOK,PHGUJGHFTDRFED435ER6T7UI890IJOKPOL[;[IJUJKMJ!!1!

See, that's what a rational and sane response looks like to that kind of situation. Anyways, I will just... Show you the tragedy that is this calamity of a news article down here. Click here to download the online file if you're really into that sort of thing...

Of course, I had to take it as a picture on my table. This paper really is just one piece of giant, flaming, stinking, unappetising piece of disgusting garbage. There are so many things wrong with this, no word in the English lexicon can be able to describe my hatred for this. I'm thinking of using it as firewood soon, as paper's typically good at that sort of stuff. But, I'm not sure whether not the fire will even want to burn this. Which would suck, because that's how humans discovered fire. By burning things they didn't like.

I think the other pages rambled on and on about some stupid political stuff, and a weird rock orbiting Mars called, err, "Rocklaxia". Sounds actually kind of interesting. I'll catch you up on the details of that right before BURNING THE EDGES OFF THIS PIECE OF TRASH!

ARGH! I HATE THIS! HATE IT SO MUCH! I'MMA RUN MY HAND ACROSS THE KEYBOARD AGAIN! HERE GOES! I WARNED 'YA!

WASERDTFG787RTFEDRFTUYH8JI8IUTGHY7KP[[PO,/; NBVCFGH BJMKL;,.'/!!!!1!!!!!!

Sigh... Wish I wouldn't be shamed and mocked like this...

Whatever.