Team

C.E.O. as Blash8

He's the person responsible for all this nonsense.

Lead Programmer as Blash8

Creates the code that makes the game to crash.

Artist as Blash8

If you hate how the game looks, blame this guy!

Game Designer as Blash8

Invents confusing stories and weird mechanics no one asked for.

Sound Engineer as Blash8

Creates all the sounds and music by pressing random buttons until he thinks it's listenable.

Bug Tester as Blash8

Only tests the game once and says "Yeah, it's good.".

H.R. Intern as Blash8

I have no idea what this means but it sounds cool.

Legal Department Guy as Blash8

Writes legal stuff nobody reads or needs.

Marketing & Social Media manager as Blash8

Only posts when he feels like it.

Customer Support as Blash8

Replies once every 1e+45 years if he also feels like it.

Website Manager as Blash8

He does the job the best out of all the employees.

Voice Actor as Blash8

He made the sound when Oblitr eats the power-ups!

Employee of the month is...

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Blash8!

Due to his excellent contributions to missing the fire and being an outstanding C.E.O., lead programmer, artist, game designer, sound engineer, bug tester, H.R. intern, legal departament dude, marketing & social media manager, customer support, website manager and voice actor he will get paid 0,00 RON this month!

"I am extremely glad to be paid 0,00 RON this month due to my excellent contributions to missing the fire and being an outstanding C.E.O., lead programmer, artist, game designer, sound engineer, bug tester, H.R. intern, legal departament dude, marketing & social media manager, customer support, website manager and voice actor. I am very happy to be an employee at missing the fire and I can confirm that the working conditions are the best out of all working conditions in this small green planet. Missing the fire is the best company ever. If missing the fire goes out of business then my life will also go out of business. I love you missing the fire."

- Blash8

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