C.E.O. as Blash8

He's the person responsible for all this nonsense.

Lead Programmer as Blash8

Creates the code that makes the game to crash.

Artist as Blash8

If you hate how the game looks, blame this guy!

Game Designer

Invents confusing stories and weird mechanics no one asked for.

Sound Engineer as Blash8

Creates all the sound and music by pressing random buttons until he thinks it's listenable.

Bug Tester as Blash8

Only tests the game once and says "Yeah, it's good.".

HR Intern as Blash8

I have no idea what this means but it sounds cool.

Legal Department as Blash8

Writes legal stuff nobody reads or needs.

Marketing and Social Media manager as Blash8

Only posts when he feels like it.

Customer Support as Blash8

Replies once every 10 years.