Editorial Staff

Editor in Chief

Delmarva P. Beaterman

Section Editors

Nimrod H. Beaterman (World News)

Thomas Q. Beaterman (Local News)

Horatio Beaterman (Entertainment)

Constant Beaterman-Smithens (Sports)

Hilda Wren Beateraman (Op-Ed)

Beauregard Beaterman (Advertising)

Additional Contributors

WVa State Senater, Fronce Beaterman (Restaurant Reviews)

Rev. Euripedes Beaterman (Church News)

Jose "Flapjack" Beaterman (Jackalope Sightings)

Clayton "Earl" Smithens (Pork Sausage Distillery Advisory Board Coverage)

Publisher

Philippe Rosencrantz

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