Venue Terms & Conditions

To promote a pleasant and welcoming atmosphere we would appreciate it if you could be aware of the following conditions in the Terms & Conditions of our booking with the venue: 

We will allegedly be fined £500 if: 

• there is any damage to property (only to livers and feet, we hope) 

• there is any theft (besides Gemma having stolen Matt’s heart...barf) 

• there is any threatening behaviour (let’s hope we’re not fined for Matt’s dancefloor twerking) 

• any guests have not checked out by 10am and vacated the hall by 11am on 26th August (a nice late morning coastal walk to heed off those hangovers anyone?)  

• any alcohol is consumed on-site that was not purchased at the venue (apparently including bedrooms, discretion advised...) 

• anyone smokes indoors (inevitable since Matt’s wearing a tux) 

• anyone is taking illegal drugs - police will be called (and we don’t think they mean Sting’s band, although local legend he may be)  

•  there is any camping, caravans, or motor homes on-site (fuming for you parry_vw_adentures)