He's got all to lose... and has everything to prove... in the Queen City.

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The storybook "The Cincinnatian"

L.A.B. Productions presents

B.C., before Cincinnati

Adam's cheese coney

The title, TRUE CINCINNATIANS

A framed photo of Ken Adams

Directed by Logan Bauer

The Cincinnatian

L.A.B. Productions (L.A.B. Product10ns) intro in red

Grabbing a cheese coney

Ken's disgusting plates

Tony questions Ken

Ken doubles down on his St. Louis Cardinals

George butts in

Tony sips

Ken on a tangent

The waitress interrupts

Ken trying to explain himself

A look of disgust

"He's from St. Louis."

"Skyline is NOT for visitors."

Ken in defeat

Waitress sipping Ken's drink

Ken in worry

One last look of disgust

"She was definitely hitting on me."

A vision of the Tundra sign

A vision of the Tundra

"I'd be more Cincy than the two of you. Hell, I'd be more Cincy than the Gapper."

"You don't hear people talk about Gapper too much these days."

"Yeah, maybe not in your circles."

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Listen closely

Confusion from Ken

United Dairy Farmers

Explaining the Dulce De La Cruz ice cream flavor

The #44 Shake for Elly De La Cruz

Ken enters UDF

Ken buying the Dulce De La Cruz

Altoid Davis

Snacks for the game

Ken at the ice cream station

Grabbing the ice cream

Come on guys!

He's ready to go

The Dulce De La Cruz

Ken in shock

Tony tries the shake

"More distinct than Joe Football. For sure."

"The Joe Burrow flavor?"

Tony talks about Joe Football

"No the one last year. Yes, the Bengals Super Bowl, you fucking idiot."

Tony watching the game in the flackback

"I spilled it all over myself."

"Here comes Cooper Kupp."

Tony in shock wojak style

Tony throwing out his framed photo of Joe Burrow

Reacting to the story

"Just... don't... spill... it."

Tony reflects on the curse

George berating Ken about not buying merch

Embarrassed George

Ken writing Nasty

Tony too afraid to look

Ken writes "Nasty Natti"

Ken and George argue

Ken stands above George

George snaps back

George stands to match Ken

"They participate in Cincinnati dog culture."

Ken spills the shake!

Terror!

Great American

Ken discussing the curse

George thinks he's a lost cause

Eating LaRosa's at the game

Elly De La Cruz at shortstop

Ken reaches for the Toyota Tundra

Eugenio Suárez's bobblehead, a free giveaway item at the game

Talking the bobblehead

Medium of Ken

Medium of Tony

Looking at Ken while the Tundra looms

George with the backwards hat

A home run!

They see the girls in front of them

Ken thinking his next move

Ken smirking

Ken sees Reese, the girl on the left

George confronts Ken about not being loyal

Ken catches shade for his girlfriend

Ken shuts up

Reese introduces herself

"Who, me?"

"I'm Ken."

Reese's friends

Reese's reaction

She sticks her tongue out

"I live over there."

"Oh, that's close..."

Laughing at Ken

Rejecting Ken

Ken asks what 513 is

Reese's final look back

The girls all leave

Tony and George explain 513 to Ken

The girls disappear

Bumping into the stranger

He leaves

Tony and George talking

The Tundra still looms

A ball gunning for the Tundra sign thanks to Spencer Steer!!

Celebrating the home run

Fireworks over the Tundra

George goes back on his prior claim

Tony hyping up his friends

Ken's gleeful smirk to George

The entire field

George taunting

One last look to the Tundra

Dane Myers up to bat

Cheering

Contact!

George cheers!

Tony cheers!

Ken cheers!

A double play to end the game suddenly...

Terror... again.

"The Tundra..."

The Tundra.

One final look to the Toyota Tundra

Outside Great American Ball Park

Leaving

Pete Rose

Listening to Pete Rose

George and Tony watch

Ken's monologue

George and Tony listen

"Wanna get Skyline?"

"Absolutely not."

Liminal streets

Red Stockings sign

Downtown views

The Tundra

All of downtown Cincinnati

Title card

Directed by Logan Bauer

L.A.B. Productions presents

A Logan Bauer film

The Cincinnatian

That's the game! from Mario Super Sluggers

L.A.B. Productions logo

Teaser poster for the film

Original version of the final poster, made June 7th. The credits at the bottom are outdated.

Cincinnati skyline background

Square icon

Elongated city background

Elongated key art

Mario Super Sluggers styled art for the film

The art on its own

Mario Super Sluggers styled logo for the film

That's the game! text

Ken Adams in the photo frame

Social media profile picture

Cutout cheese coney

"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this."

Ken Adams headshot

George Geronimo headshot

Tony John headshot

Preparing the shots

Readthrough

Smiles

Friendly discussion

More of a readthrough

Coneys

Karis prepares

More preparation

Ready to leave Skyline

Posing outside Skyline

Tyler informs everyone of the posing

More explaining

Recreating the poster for Avengers: Endgame

The sign with the respective hats

They're marching... to UDF

Filming the before scene

Karis inside UDF

Everyone inside UDF

Lollygagging

Reading the script for this scene

Memorizing lines

Lower angle

Getting the shot

Whispering in his ear

Four-way shake

Photo of everyone's costumes

Last discussion

More chatting

Ryan posing with the marker on Logan's jeans

Another selfie

Ryan sitting in the baby chair

Another

Tyler pays for parking

The elusive Tundra

Horizontal

The guys sit in the nosebleeds

Look to the Tundra

Beautiful sunset

Sal Stewart at the plate

A surprisingly crowded game

Budweiser sign

Cast and crew ready to pose

Pose

Vertical

Man sits alone by the Budweiser sign

Horizontal

About to watch the final play of the game

The skyline

The entire stadium

Vertical

Edited version

Logan holding two FC Cincinnati drinks

Answering the phone

George Bush-esque

Downtown Cincinnati

Grayson Beckham

Posing

Posing closer

Snapping a photo

Testing the CRT TV

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