Role of a Town Crier
I am willing to give my much acclaimed talk, entitled "The Role of a Town Crier: Something to Shout About", to any Group in the Farnham area.
I will come in full regalia, and will conclude my talk with a 'shout'.
I have now delivered this talk over 350 times, and it has always been well received, and resulted in me being asked back to give other of my talks, which are mainly on literary themes.
People find the talk both humorous and informative.