Telekenisis man 3: The Desert

Telekenisis Man is walking around in a desert because he’s just there. He eventually comes across a small pond water thingy. He looks at his own reflection for a bit and eventually says to himself, “Imagine if all of a sudden Bad Guy just appeared from this pond water thingy? That would be funny.”. All of sudden, Bad Guy appears from the pond water thingy and says:

Bad Guy: “Well guess what?“

Telekenisis Man: “What?”

Bad Guy: “That was a rhetorical question.”

Telekenisis Man: “☹️”

Telekenisis Man: “How did you manage to stay underwater for that long anyways?”

Bad Guy: “Door.”

Telekenisis Man: “What?”

Bad Guy: “Nevermind, you probably wouldn’t understand.”

Bad Guy: “You wanna fight?”

Telekenisis Man: “Nah, I don’t really feel like it.”

Bad Guy: “That was a rhetorical question.”

Telekenisis Man: “☹️”

Bad Guy suddenly starts attacking Telekenisis Man by using his attacks. Telekenisis Man tries to fight back by using telekinesis but fails due to Bad Guy punching him too much. The fight continues for a bit until Telekenisis Man is on the floor and badly bruised from the punches. It seems like he’s about to lose this time. Bad Guy then says:

Bad Guy: “Any last words? For now at least.”

Telekenisis Man: “Oh yeah! You actually just reminded me. You forgot to shake.”

Bad Guy: “Huh? Forgot to shake? Shake what?”

Telekenisis Man: “Shake ya booty.”

*Telekenisis Man laughs*

Bad Guy: “Okay there’s actually no way I just fell for that.”

Telekenisis Man, still on the floor, uses telekinesis to move a conveniently placed brick on top of Bad Guy to try and squash him. Unexpectedly, the brick shatters into exactly 42 pieces before it hits him. Bad Guy has already been through this twice before so he’s gotten used to it by now and can easily shatter any brick that Telekenisis Man throws at him. But then Telekenisis Man moves a conveniently placed block of obsidian and squishes Bad Guy with it causing him to officially win the third fight they’ve had.

Bad Guy: “Alright fine, I guess you win. But one day, I will win one of these fights, one of them.”

Telekenisis Man: “Good luck mate.”

*Bad Guy starts to slowly walk off*

Telekenisis Man: “Wait! Before you go, I think you might’ve forgotten something.”

Bad Guy: “You sure? What’s that?”

Telekenisis Man: “You forgot to shake.”

Bad Guy: “Shake what?”

Telekenisis Man: “Shake ya booty.”

*Telekenisis Man laughs*

Bad Guy: “You gotta be kidding me.”

Bad Guy: “I’ll take note of this.”