The Time Bob got burnt by a fucking toaster

Once apon a time, Bob needed to have le breakfast. So he got some bread put it in the toaster for 50 fucking minutes (he's a fucking idiot) meanwhile he dicided to get a drink, so he pissed in a cup and drove to school 90mph and poored it all over the lunch trays (he really is a fucking idiot) drove back 90mph and his toaster was pissing out smoke. Then he realized that he toaster was fucking dying, so he dicided to get his toast out quickly with a fork, and then he got burnt lol L+ratio and fucking died.

Moral of the story: don't be a fucking idiot