The Man In China

Once upon a time, there once was a man in china, his name was Dabbyfuckfuck, he was straight and was for sure not a good climber at all, infact he was known as the absolute shittest climber in china, he was born in 1969 and died in 1999, let's go over how that happened. (1999) One time he was climbing a mountain and was having a great time, the only problem here is that he had no clothes on (ew he was fucking buttnaked and his dick was 3 inches, don't ask how I know this) but then something very tragic happened. He accidentally slipped on a rock (oh no) Then he split his cock in half and there was blood everywhere, he then died in 1999 (1999 and before he died he became transgender and had a vigina) and no, he didn't have a wife, girlfriend or kids and he diffidently wasn't a pedo.

Moral of the story: don't climb mountains and don't go climbing ever

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