Telekenisis man 2: The Forest (8.4.25)
Telekenisis man 2: The Forest (8.4.25)
Telekenisis man 2: The Forest
After squishing Bad Guy with the brick, Telekenisis Man spots a forest in the distance. He starts walking towards it, eventually he’s in the forest. Meanwhile, back on the hills, Bad Guy breaks the brick into exactly 21 pieces and rushes to the forest. Telekenisis Man finds a squirrel on a tree. But then suddenly, the squirrel pukes out Bad Guy.
Telekenisis Man: “Wha- HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN DO THAT!?”
Bad Guy: “Honestly even I don’t know how I did that but I’m not letting you win that fight.”
Telekenisis Man: “But I already did?”
Bad Guy: “No you didn’t.”
Telekenisis Man: “Yeah I did.”
Bad Guy: “Well I wouldn’t count it as a win.”
Telekenisis Man: “I do.”
Bad Guy: “Well I don’t.”
Telekenisis Man: “Anyways can you just let me relax for a bit.”
Bad Guy: “No.”
Telekenisis Man: “☹️”
Bad Guy: “Anyways, fight.”
Telekenisis Man: “Wait! Can we speedrun it.”
Bad Guy: “Uhh, sure I guess we could.”
Bad Guy: “Anyways, start!”
Telekenisis Man: “Wait! Let me get my stopwatch ready.”
Bad Guy: “Fine.”
Telekenisis Man: “Alright, start!”
Bad Guy tries to attack but misses. Then Telekenisis Man finds another conveniently placed brick and uses it to squish Bad Guy.
Telekenisis Man: “00:03.96 LET’S GO!!!!!!!”
Bad Guy: “Dang it.”
Telekenisis Man: “WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”
*Telekenisis Man runs off*
Bad Guy: “K”