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Issue 1: 11/19/24
Issue 1: 11/19/24
Now announcing the Gaeland Occasional, Gaeland's new newspaper/blog! We cover both domestic and international events.
Citizen's Opinions on the U.S. election results
Citizen's Opinions on the U.S. election results
"-100/10" - 80's Obsessed Minister of Random Stuff
"Horrid." - Lead Government Dudebro
"Noooo the healthcare :(" - The Honorable
Updates on Gaeland's Naval Superiority
Updates on Gaeland's Naval Superiority
As of now, Gaeland is navally superior to the following Nations:
Vatican City
Nauru
Lichtenstein
some others idk.
gaeland forever!!!!!
Memorandum on Gaeland's Offensiveness
Memorandum on Gaeland's Offensiveness
The People's Republic of Gaeland has received reports that certain noncitizens find Gaeland offensive. As Gaeland has been founded and is currently run primarily by LGBTQ+ people, it is not offensive to anyone. If you are cisgender/heterosexual and think Gaeland is offending gay people, you are wrong, especially if you are a noncitizen. (If you are a citizen and think Gaeland is offensive, why are you even in Gaeland in the first place????). Additionally Gaeland is all inclusive you do not need to be gay to be part of Gaeland, we accept all unless they re homophobic, transphobic, etc. If you think Gaeland is offensive to straight people, you are just homophobic, which is a bannable offense in Gaeland by the way.
-Lead Government Dudebro
Memorandum on the United Healthcare CEO Murder
Memorandum on the United Healthcare CEO Murder
Disclaimer: Important! This represents the views of the Lead Government Dudebro only.
I don't know what the CEO expected. He should have known that people were going to hate him. He should have stopped declining insurance requests. Not very smart tbh. My guy Luigi should have gotten out of the east coast and gone to wyoming or iceland or something. The police work more to solve ceos murders than police brutality murders its so annoying.
-Lead Government Dudebro
New Diplomacy In Denmark- 12/22/24
It is official The Honorable will be leaving for a foriegn exchange to Denmark in August!!!
Citizen Opions on This-Â
"Steal all the free healthcare" - Lead Government Dude Bro
"Are you going to take Pre Calc in Denmark?" - :)
"Cool"/ Thats rough Buddy meme- D.E.A.D
"meee" - Translord
Why is This Cool??
We will get to have diplomacy in Denmark which is cool. They will bring a flag overseas and establish a Gaeland colony in Denmark.Â
Denmark is one of the most progressive contries in the world and has lots of rights so hopefully it will good for recruiting new people and having general good time.
-Depo. of Chaos
GUYS DO NOT TAKE THE NEW SURVEY
GUYS DO NOT TAKE THE NEW SURVEY
IT GOT HACKED SO IT SIGNS YOU UP FOR META AI MONITORING IF YOU TAKE IT. Its the one listed in the ministry of research near the bottom and the Minister of Reasearch sent out an email about it!
-lead government dudebro
The above announcement is proof that the Lead Government Dudebro fell for my prank.Â
-Ultimate Minister of Research
Renaissance: Pride Drag Show and Dance Party
On Satudrday June 7th there will be a renaissance themed pride drag show. The doors open at 7:30, and the show starts at 8:00. The first show ends at 9:00pm. Then from 9:00-10:00 there is a dance party. From 7:30-10:00 the age limit is 13+, meaning it is very PG, so do not worry about anything crazy happening. After 10:00pm it is only 21+, so all of us would have to leave by 10:00. It looks very fun and the Honorable will make elf ears for anyone who is interested in going. River also has some extra renaissance themed clothes if anyone needs some. Please come if you want to, but be warned it is a PRIDE (GAYYYY!!) show, so if your parents dont want you going do not come!
Best,
-The Honorable
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