im asexual aroflux and i confuse romantic attraction with intellectual and aesthetic attraction a lot so thats ur warning
progress!
INTELLECTUAL HEAR ME OUT ONLY he stole his empire from his father who stole it from his father who stole it from a bunch of random alaskans and then proceded to wreck it, get involved with the mob, try to overthrow the government, and become a fascist. i want to go inside of his brain and see what his problem is. (Edit: wow dude is even more nuts than before)
the normalest one out of all of these probably