FROGGY'S DEW RESUME

This is my Mountain Dew fridge. It's empty in the photo because the picture was taken immediately after I unboxed it and plugged it in, but under normal circumstances, it is stocked full with various flavors of Dew.

I later added a sticky note in the upper left corner to inform Curtis that he is only allowed to help himself to the Dew on the middle shelf, so I keep the special flavors on the top and bottom shelves. Before I got the fridge, there was an incident where Curtis opened one of my cans of Cake Smash and, to add insult to injury, didn't even finish it. (In his defense, he was intoxicated at the time and didn't realize what a rare and expensive beverage he was fooling around with, but it's still a miracle that our relationship survived that.)

I had been toying with the idea of having a designated refrigerator for my Dew years before I bought this one, but I wanted it to be an actual Mountain Dew fridge, not just any ol' mini fridge that I used for Mountain Dew. A coworker of mine found this particular one and suggested I buy it. I'm not sure if he was entirely serious, but it was exactly what I had been looking for, so I did it.

Click on the links in the lists below to see more Mountain Dew merchandise that I've accumulated over the years!

Official merch:

• Mountain Dew-flavored gummy worms by Trolli

• My first ever Mountain Dew apparel

• Mountain Dew lip balm set

• A t-shirt and poster made to promote The Dark Knight Rises

Unofficial merch (ssh):

• Mountain Dew jelly

• A Mountain Dew/Pokémon crossover hoodie

• "In case of accident..." pin