FROGGY'S DEW RESUME

What exactly is a Dew resume, you might be wondering?

I've been an enthusiastic Mountain Dew drinker since a young age. As time went on, my passion for it grew, until the point where it became more of a lifestyle choice than merely a beverage preference. I evolved from drinker, to addict, to connoisseur, and I was not shy about sharing any of this with my loved ones.

After several years of my friends and family witnessing me wearing Mountain Dew apparel, posting reviews of every new flavor I tried on social media, and even appearing in the Wall Street Journal because of my Dew lust, eventually people started suggesting that I should try to get Mountain Dew to give me some sort of sponsorship. Initially, I dismissed these comments as jokes, but hey, you miss every shot that you don't take, right?

This is why I have decided to create the "Dew resume." I have spent over half my life inadvertently advertising this soda for free and allowing all of my acquaintances to use me as a reference for all Dew-related knowledge. While I realize that actually getting Mountain Dew to sponsor me is a rather lofty, unlikely goal, I still thought it would be fun to put together this showcase of my Mountain Dew journey.

Feel free to explore the navigation menu above for more detail. In the meantime, I'm going to go crack open a Dew.