This life is not a joke...
A dog thinks: "Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me......they must be Gods!"
A Cat thinks: "Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...... I must be a God!"
American Style Mass Incarceration
The German Coast Guard
Don't judge them harshly:
Germany does not have a long coastline, therefore the German Coast Guard probably did not receive the kind of funding it needs.
Advertisement can be brilliant; I think the video was created for the Berlitz language schools.
My German accent has not gone away, even after more than 20 years of being in America. I don’t understand it.
Serious reflection and real-life don’t always go together.
It's all in the punctuation
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Moses and 10 Commandments
Moses comes down from Sinai and brings with him the 10 Commandments. But he is exhausted. So he talks to the Jews: I was bargaining and fighting with God for several days. It was very hard. Bt finally it's done and I have good news and bad news. They ask him: what are the good news and bad news? He says: the good news is that I managed to talk God down from 15 commandments to 10 only! But the bad news is that adultery is still part of it.
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie-Chaplin look-alike contest in Pasadena. Unfortunately, he only scored the third place.
Sherlock Holmes goes Camping
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.
HOLMES: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.
WATSON: I see millions of stars, and even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there might also be life.
HOLMES: Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!
