My Type of Pet

I love my pet. I wouldn’t say he’s normal. He’s got the charm & … er… the rage. As he grows, he likes to learn awesome, but sometimes destructive, moves. It started when he growled and scratched my stuff when he was 1—at least, nothing was harmed that time—but it has continued since. The moves he has learned have effectively destroyed five pieces from my toy collection!

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