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Need a break? Why not kick back and relax at Di's Lodge, the homiest B&B in the county? (That’s an M, you pervs!) We hope you have a wonderful stay!

The Complete Package

In the advertisements below, each “package” phrase has been substituted by other words with the same enumeration.

Reading the first letter of each amenity add-on will reveal the mascot of Di's Lodge.

Package Clues:

Can't seem to keep your 'do in line? No problem! Visit our hairdressers! They'll make quick work of any TANGLY LOCKS (not a common phrase)!

At the card table, it's always important to have a good poker face! If you don't want to show your hand, make sure to keep a low profile. We keep our secrets in our hearts, and our cards as near as possible! You’ll never see our hand, because we keep our cards WHERE WE PUT CARDS!

We're always looking for new staff. At the check-in, feel free to send in your resume! Tell us why we should hire you, even before the interview, by including a FRONT APPEAL!

Looking for a casual encounter with another wayfaring traveler? Hey, we're not here to judge. You know what they say: "What happens in quarantine..." Go on and enjoy your WEE-HOURS FLING!

Our Amenities

We provide the following alphabetized amenities (the corresponding “complete packages” will also provide some letters to help you fill out the forms below):