Messages From The Top

Tweetster is the American social media platform for folks who live in trees! It's a great system for writing down your thoughts about the recent past and the immediate future... until the branch you've written them on breaks in half.

@amountpaidriver (November 24):

@brittruck (April 7):

@endedremotely (March 7):

@leonurisstreet (May 3):

@loottrashcans (Smarch 4):

@notogilbert (January 12):

@pluslatinthatis (August 4):

@prepareamare (July 2):

@stpierresame (September 20):

@thrillerprice (February 10):

@trimmerweight (October 6):

@troutcatcher (June 9):

@wisconsinfella (December 2):

:Alaska's nickname? Duh, [3 4 8]! Glad we got the easy bloke for pub trivia instead of [3 4 3].

:By day, I don't think about Elvis, but that emptiness arrives later: [2 5 2 5] and then I miss [3 4].

:Don't know yet about the vague fictional dude that kidnaps children? Oh, [3'2 4 3]. Sooner or later, [3 6 3 4 3 3].

:For his entire life, that celebrity with a regional American drawl was destined for victory. I'm telling you, [3 8 4] was [4 2 3]!

:Hearts and diamonds are red, and clubs and spades are black, so if a participant in a poker game plays a [5 4], [3 6] should be disqualified.

:Hey there, Mr. Cruise. Oh, you don't want to formally date, but you want to fool around, [3? 4] idea. We can be [7 4 8].

:If she plans to attend proms and [6 4 6] and womanizers, I hope she hires [3 9] I recommended for protection.

:Oh, [3 4'1 4] (not Buttigieg), I'm tired of these corrupt politicians! Maybe just once listen to your better [6]?

:The beach is a reasonable place to go in June or July, but after that there's an [6 4] of tourists. And definitely don’t wait until the very [4 3 2 6] when it's the most crowded.

:There are a lot of chubby guys around, but I'm interested in [3 4 3] who swings on vines. I think his name is [6? 7] my memory...

:When you need a really pointy shape, you could gamble and choose the four vertices of a square. Or go with [3 4 5], a pentagon and its [4 7].

:Who's the cutest [4? 2'1 3], adorable newborn! Despite having a lab background, I think of you as offspring, and not [2 7 7].

:You can dream of opening a popular Dim Sum restaurant, but if you don't know anybody in the right part of the city, you've got to go to [9] and [7].