I live on 50 acres of land, most of it is wetlands.

My favorite snake is the Common Watersnake (Nerodia sipedon); it's the only snake I've been bitten by for now.

My favorite turtle is the Common Snapping Turtle (Chelydra serpentina).

My favorite toad is the American Toad (Anaxyrus americanus).

I prefer toads to frogs because frogs are hard to catch, leave a sticky residue on my hands, and are hard to hold onto without feeling like I'm squishing them to death. Toads are dry and just sit in my hand.

In the future, I want to get a 1927 Pontiac Landau sedan.