Christmas On an Island

Let’s have Christmas On An Island

Let’s have New Year’s on the sand

While the rest of them freeze

We’re stretched out in the breeze,

waiter please

Bring the turkey to our tent

Where we hardly pay any rent

Yes the natives would swoon

If we left them too soon

And all our friends will wonder

where we went

Cause when there’s nothin’ HERE

but ice and snow

That’s where we reindeer have to go

To the island

To the Aye yai yai yai yai yai yai

To the Aye yai yai yai yai yai yai land

We’re putting on gobs of lotion

Putting our toes in the ocean

Sailing and sunning

But mainly beach bumming

We’ll all look so stunning

I hear mambos, samba, and rhumba

From the din of the native conga

If only I had one

And if I had one

It would be humonga

Cause when there’s nothin’ HERE

but ice and snow

That’s where we reindeer have to go

To the island

To the Aye yai yai yai yai yai yai

To the Aye yai yai yai yai yai yai land