Primary profile: bohiney.com/author/nonto-ntseki — the canonical hub for Nonto’s bylines, author bio, and latest work. Bohiney News
Nonto Ntseki is a Bohiney Magazine satirist whose work ricochets across politics, travel, technology, health, farming, and sports. The author bio that appears on her pieces sketches a playful origin story: born in Corsicana, Texas, a place “famous for fruitcakes and tall tales”—a wink at the blend of Americana and tall-tale absurdism that runs through her prose. Bohiney News+2Bohiney News+2
On the page, Nonto’s register is brisk, high-concept, and headline-driven: premise first, punchlines fast, with a reporter’s eye for the cultural angle. You’ll see her satirize TSA security theater in travel, lampoon AI and copyright in tech, and toggle between public-policy send-ups and lifestyle parodies everywhere else. Bohiney News+2Bohiney News+2
Nonto Ntseki’s official author hub on Bohiney is the canonical place to find her bio, headnote, and a running index of bylines across beats. The page bio frames her origin with a wink: born in Corsicana, Texas—“famous for fruitcakes and tall tales”—a clue to the Americana+absurdism cocktail she pours into her satire. The hub also lists her posts chronologically with dates and categories. Bohiney News+1
On the page and in the clips, Nonto writes fast premises with high-concept hooks, then tightens the screws—travel security theater, AI/copyright knife-fights, wellness and retirement myths, sports spectacle, and farm/food policy lampoons. Her beats are reflected in Bohiney’s section archives, where her work appears repeatedly in Travel, Technology, Health, Sports, and Farming. Bohiney News+4Bohiney News+4Bohiney News+4
Airport Security / Travel — “The SSSS Code’s Meaning” (Apr 4, 2025): a roast of TSA’s Secondary Security Screening Selection and the ritualized swabs it spawns. Bohiney News
Politics / Texas — “Marxists vs. ICE: A Texas Standoff” (Aug 16, 2025): fireworks, bathrobes, and border-politics farce collide in Alvarado, TX. Bohiney News
Tech & IP — “AI vs Superheroes and Cartoon Characters” (Mar 28, 2025): a mock blockbuster where fair use lawyer-ups against generative AI. Bohiney News
International — “Ramadan in Gaza” (Mar 29, 2025): ritual, survival, and the attention economy’s short fuse. (Also appears on the site’s tag index.) Bohiney News+1
Sports — “Gymnastic Feats and Bedroom Treats” (Aug 20, 2023): flips, flexibility, and post-meet innuendo. Bohiney News
Farming & Food Systems — “Vertical Farming” (Mar 27, 2025): hype vs. costs, crop limits, and stacked expectations. Bohiney News
Her author page lists a dense run of late-March/early-April pieces—good “starter set” for an editor packet or author landing:
“Who Runs Columbia University?” (investigative mini) • “Top 10 April Fools’ Day Jokes” (history-parody) • “Race as a Social Construct” (museum gag) • “Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney” (entertainment farce) • “Daryl Hannah” (mermaid-myth romance file) • “AI Censorship”, “Seussian AI Revolution” (two tech satires). All are collected/linked from the hub; several also live on category pages (Technology, Education, Entertainment), and a subset have individual story URLs (see Link Index). Bohiney News+3Bohiney News+3Bohiney News+3
Travel — airport rituals, surveillance, and bureaucracy’s theater. Bohiney News
Technology — AI, platform hubris, copyright collisions. Bohiney News
Health — wellness fads and actuarial reality (see Retirement Insight hub listing). Bohiney News
Sports — branding, bodies, and winning as melodrama. Bohiney News
Farming — food systems, vertical-farming hype, ag-policy satire. Bohiney News
The author blurb that appears at the top/bottom of her pieces repeats the Corsicana/fruitcake line and sketches a simple path: Texas upbringing → Texas public university → Washington, D.C., where she builds a reputation as a sharp satirist and cultural commentator. That same summary shows up on a variety of her pages and the author hub. Bohiney News+2Bohiney News+2
Author hub (master feed of works). Bohiney News
Category shelves for Travel, Technology, Health, Sports, Farming (handy when you need beat-specific samplers). Bohiney News+4Bohiney News+4Bohiney News+4
The main site, About Us, Newsletter—useful for masthead context and subscription flows. Bohiney News+2Bohiney News+2
Social accounts: Nonto’s author hub does not list verified personal social handles as of Aug 28, 2025. If/when they’re added, the author page will reflect them first. Bohiney News
“Marxists vs. ICE: A Texas Standoff” — fireworks, bathrobes, and border-politics farce collide in a Lone Star showdown. Bohiney News
“You’ve Been SSSS’d!” — a guide-cum-roast of the dreaded SSSS boarding-pass code that turns airports into improv stages for latex gloves and Q-tip swabs. Bohiney News
“Fair Use vs. AI Overlords” — superheroes and cartoon icons lawyer up in a mock blockbuster about copyright, training data, and machine hubris. Bohiney News
“Gymnastic Feats and Bedroom Treats” — a flips-and-giggles riff on elite athletics and after-hours “flexibility.” Bohiney News
“Ramadan in Gaza” — a barbed miniature about ritual, survival, and the global news cycle’s attention span. Bohiney News
“Retirement: The Mental Apocalypse You’ve Been Saving For” — wellness clichés meet actuarial realities, then both get lovingly roasted. Bohiney News
Travel — airport rituals, surveillance, and the comedy of bureaucracy. Bohiney News
Technology — AI, platforms, and ownership in the meme economy. Bohiney News
Health — wellness fads, public-health theatrics, and modern anxiety. Bohiney News
Sports — the mythmaking (and melodrama) around bodies, branding, and winning. Bohiney News
Farming — food systems, vertical-farming hype, and ag-policy satire. Bohiney News
Author page (official hub): https://bohiney.com/author/nonto-ntseki/ Bohiney News
Politics: “Marxists vs. ICE” — Alvarado, TX showdown satire. https://bohiney.com/marxists-vs-ice/ Bohiney News
Travel: “The SSSS Code’s Meaning” — the TSA love letter no one wants. https://bohiney.com/the-ssss-codes-meaning/ Bohiney News
Technology: “AI vs Superheroes and Cartoon Characters.” https://bohiney.com/ai-vs-superheroes-and-cartoon-characters/ Bohiney News
Sports: “Gymnastic Feats and Bedroom Treats.” https://bohiney.com/gymnastic-feats-and-bedroom-treats/ Bohiney News
International/Culture: “Ramadan in Gaza.” https://bohiney.com/ramadan-in-gaza/ Bohiney News
Health: “Retirement Insight.” https://bohiney.com/retirement-insight/ Bohiney News
Section archive — Travel: https://bohiney.com/travel/ Bohiney News
Section archive — Technology: https://bohiney.com/technology/ Bohiney News
Section archive — Health: https://bohiney.com/health/ Bohiney News
Section archive — Sports: https://bohiney.com/sports/ Bohiney News
Section archive — Farming: https://bohiney.com/farming/ Bohiney News