Whoever has ears, let him hear. Matthew 11:15

I am writing you this letter to express my love and appreciation for you. Because of my most meaningful and intimate relationship with you. When you were first conceived, even before your mother gave birth to you, I knew that I had to have you and that I would stop at nothing to make you mine. I started pursuing you vigorously at 2 years old. I needed and wanted all of your attention, affection, and love.  But there was your mother, always trying to keep you away from me, of course, my arch-rival, the Lord Jesus Christ, was there vibing for your heart, will, and love.

By the time you were 3 years old, I began to sense that I had a slight advantage over them. I taught you how to throw tantrums, and to scream and holler to get your way, and, above all, I instructed you how to say "no" to whatever they wanted you to do.

By the time you were 5 years old, we were getting very close. I taught you how to demand your way and develop a negative attitude, to defend your bad habits, and to lie, cheat, and steal.  

From ages 7 to 9, I helped you through the early gang stages, following other children, copying them, and sometimes becoming their leader. From 9 to 12, I taught you the art of being devious, cunning, egotistical, selfish, and materialistic. 

From the ages of 13 to 15, I put you on fast forward and demanded that you act like an adult and start doing all the things adults do. You made me so happy when you automatically started to put all your formal training into gear and become a very evil person. At that point in your life, I knew that you were going to be mine for life. You delighted me so much when I watched you experiment with drugs, drink alcohol, and use different kinds of stimulants to get high.  

From 15 to 19, you became one of my prized possessions. You did everything I asked you to do. Because of those wicked evil sins, I love you more, for your vile evilness, corruptness, unruliness, bitterness, and resentfulness: for being hostile, revengeful, vicious, angry, brutal, malicious, foul, filthy, nasty, obscene, degenerate, depraved, despicable, disgusting, argumentative, contentious, and combative, never once were you apologetic, remorseful, repentant or sorry for your actions. Words can not express how much I truly love you for following my instructions to the letter. 

You proved to me that you were living an adult life with me inside of you. Oh, what fun we had partying and getting high, having one sexual escapade after another, disrespecting everyone, using everyone, and abusing others who were weak. Lying, cheating, stealing, cursing, gambling, and above all, hating God and having nothing to do with the Lord Jesus Christ. 

You made me so proud of you. Little did you know that I was a thief and that I came to steal your love and to damn your soul to the very pit of hell and eternal fire and brimstone. You are my masterpiece. You will never know how my admiration for you grew when you conned and maneuvered the opposite sex to trust you, fall in love with you, and submit to you. It always amazes me how you never knew what I took from you, the three things you wanted most out of life: happiness, love, and peace of mind. You always wanted to be loved and accepted by people. Instead, I made sure you were filled with hatred, animosity, and egotism.

From 20 to 40, I watched you with glee, how we did the wild things, the party thing, and the get-over thing. My admiration grew more and more when you took on that negative attitude and became a tiger and vicious predator. You literally, with vindictiveness and malice, devoured every person who dared to correct or oppose your bad behavior. 

You had several opportunities to leave me. Once at your friend's funeral, the minister preached the Gospel; and you became uneasy, nervous, and started to waiver, I dared you to respond to the message and give your heart to the Lord, Jesus Christ, the one I hated the most because I knew he had the power to cleanse you and forgive you of every sin you had committed. 

He could radically change your life and make you righteous, holy, and pure in seconds. I was not going to let him take you away from me. I summoned 5,000 demons who pressed you and threatened you to make you realize who you belong to and that all worldly pleasures would be drawn from you. You decided to stay with me. I have never felt such love and admiration for your commitment to me. 

From 40 to 50, you started to slow down somewhat. Your health started to fail because of the tremendous years of self-abuse through carousing, drinking, smoking, eating junk food, moving in and out of multitudes of relationships, hating your past lovers, living, with different people, and contracting some sexual diseases along the way; never finding togetherness, love or marital bliss, No way was I going to let you go. You are mine. I taught you to hate and despise the organized church, religion, and especially the preacher. I instructed you to call them hypocrites and phonies, for they were no better than you, and besides, they never did anything for you. So you decided to stay with me, and for that decision, I truly love you. You are so sensuous, smooth, slick, shady, stimulating, and above all, subtle. Believe me, you are all that!  However, your time is getting short, and I look forward with great anticipation to spending eternity with you in hell. I can whisper in your ear now and tell you, "Fear not, you will not be alone." I have beguiled and seduced millions and millions just like you. 

You turned your back on God, the Holy Spirit, and decided to reject salvation through the Lord, Jesus Christ, who is the only one who could have saved you from me. But you chose me, and how happy I am to reward you for opening up your heart, letting me come into your life to fill you with all my vile spirits, which control and dominate you.

Please know that I have had a wonderful time being your lover, and I am pleased that you love me more than you love God. I promise you that I will never separate myself from you, as we both shall burn in the bottomless pit of hell forever. With much love and deepest appreciation, I remain your soul mate forever, 

Yours truly, The Devil. A Match Made In Hell

Given to this Ministry by: Dr. Mel Floyd, School of Evangelism

Founder and Pastor Agape Christian Chapel; Philadelphia, PA 19144

Whoever has ears to hear, let him hear. Matthew 11:15 

I first noticed you when your mother became pregnant. You were such a beautiful baby the day you were born; I felt a great need to make you mine.  You were so soft, lovely, and innocent. You were as pure as the driven snow, and I adored you. I watch you grow from one to two years old. I made you feel my presence by touching and cuddling up to you, and whispering sweet, endearing words in your ear.

At two years old, I started to make my move on you. I convinced you that you were different and should be treated with special care. I gave you all the important words to say. The first word was “mine". The second word was "no". I taught you how to scream, holler, and throw tantrums, especially if you were being neglected.

From three to five years old, I decided it was time to bond with you to ensure our close, intimate relationship for the rest of your life. From five to seven years old, I taught you the real meaning of being a 100% individual: self-centered and demanding.

From seven to nine years old, this was considered one of your most important stages of development. With much devious care, I painstakingly taught you how to become a leader and not to be challenged in any way by anyone. You were to be in charge of what you wanted to do, activating your free will no matter the consequences.

From the age of nine to twelve years old, you started to take on my full personality. It was at this point in your life that I realized just how much I truly loved you, and that you were going to be mine for life. From twelve to fifteen years old, this brought forth my greatest joys and admiration for you. You had developed into a magnificent she-devil. You demanded your independence from your parents. You argued, contended, and debated them at every turn. You became cynical, arrogant, totally disobedient, harbored animosity and rage, and displayed great hostility toward everyone. You wanted to live your life the way you chose to live it with absolutely no interference or guidance from parents, family, friends, or anyone else. You will never know how proud I was of you.

From fifteen to nineteen years old, I decided it was time to move you to full adulthood. I wanted you to act, think, and behave like a full-grown woman. It was time to introduce you to my worldly, sensuous, and sexual underworld. I brought to you some of my best charming, handsome, sophisticated, lovable, and smooth-talking male demons to sweep you off your feet. I needed you to give them your heart, love, and affection. I moved you from one boyfriend to another, having you experience one physical and sexual escapade after another. What tremendous fun you had being pursued by my demon pimps. I got over on you in such a cunning way that you gladly accepted their substituted love and affection for the real thing. I personally charged my male vultures to pick your emotional dead bones dry, making sure there were absolutely no scraps of flesh left on your frame that you could put together to call happiness. 

I am the devil, and I came to steal, kill, and destroy you. I watched you with great amazement at how easy it was to get you to follow my every whim and instruction. To my great surprise, you became a she-predator, and I used you to sexually lure the strongest-minded men, making them slaves to your enticing ways. What sweet fun you had devouring them and getting them back for what they had done to you. I got you interested in smoking pot, drinking, and doing drugs. You slipped up and got pregnant. Your first option was abortion. I made you a wild party animal, and at times, half crazy. You became completely in love with yourself and didn't care about anyone or anything. You will never know how much I adored watching you develop into one of my most prized female destroyers of men.

Between twenty and thirty years old, I put you on a fast-forward. You decided marriage and settling down would be good for you. You married your husband for all the wrong reasons. Of course, I made sure that the relationship only lasted for a short time. The child you had became a burden instead of a blessing. You were unable to care for and love the child as you should because you were more bitter than ever before. You vowed never to let anyone get close to you again in life. You will never know how thrilling your words were to my ears.

From forty to fifty years old, your health starts to fail you. Your medicine cabinet is filled with prescription drugs. You have developed two major ailments. Fool, don't you know you cannot burn the candle of life at both ends and not suffer dire consequences? 

The years of emotional depression a stress began to take a heavy toll on you. You started to have moments where you thought of God and the Lord Jesus Christ because so many of your friends were getting sick and dying. You even had the nerve to consider turning to the Lord Jesus Christ for help. How dare you? I became so angry with you, I vowed after all those years of our being together, that I would never let you go or allow the Lord Jesus Christ to take you away from me. I pressed you like I have never pressed you before. You must remain faithful and true to me because I am your lover, and I will not lose you to the one I hate the most. 

I kept you away from the Church, preachers, and friends who were Christians. I was afraid they might gain some influence over you, causing you to leave me. Through sheer deception, I fool you; I never allowed you to enjoy the happiness God had for you. You are slowly dying now- spiritually, physically, and mentally. Your time is short. I want you to know I had a wonderful love affair with you. You have been my star pupil. I promise you, I will never leave or forsake you. After all, we'll spend eternity in hell together, burning in the lake of fire. Fear not, you will not be alone. I have seduced millions upon millions since the beginning of time, just like you. Don't worry, many of your dearest friends will be there waiting to greet you. With much love and deepest appreciation, I remain your soul mate forever.

Yours truly, the Devil,

A Match Made In Hell