The summers have been getting shorter, and the winters longer and colder. It is only September and already the snows have begun…

For the last year you have been working as swords for hire; guarding the occasional trade caravan etc, but you have no desire to face another winter without permanent shelter. A month ago you stopped in the only tavern on the Mountain Pass, “The Axe and Mallet”. You have reached an agreement with the owner, Lloyd. In exchange for 75GP a month(900/yr), and throwing the occasional drunkard out of the bar you will be provided food, lodging, and can conduct business in the basement.

The word in the tavern is that a Dwarven Merchant Party is coming down from the mountains and will pass through tomorrow. In response Lloyd starts getting supplies together mumbling under his breath. “...and with a storm coming too. We’ll be up to our balls in dwarves for a week before the road is clear enough for them to leave. Their money is good enough” You hear him stomping upstairs to make ready the bunkhouse. As an afterthought he yells back down. “I’ll need one of you watching the door tomorrow, gotta keep those hairy bastards in line”

In game date Sept 15-18

Pat Gimlin: "My name is Pat Gimlin and I am looking to hire a hunting party..."

While in the Axe and Mallet, you got a job offer from a Dwarf, Pat Gimlin, to hunt and help him kill BlueHorn the yet. You headed north east after stocking up on supplies from the tavern owner, "Lloyd Torrance, as well as 2 travels peddling their wares, Proffesor Grant, and the trapper Frenchy.

You traveled through the Snow Barrens towards Dyatlov Pass. After you camped over night in a cottage after clearing it of Mephits. During the night a shape-shifting druid named Rux took shelter by your fire to find out the location of Frenchy, the trapper that hunts his people for their pelts.

The following day you found and killed BlueHorn. Pat Gimlin paid you and gave you one of yeti's horns as a reward

New People:
Lloyd Torrance: Owner and Proprietor of the "Axe and Mallet" inn
Pat Gimlin: Dwarf that hired you to kill BlueHorn so he could prove himself to his clan
Professor Grant: Old Man traveling the world studying dragons
Ellie: The Professors young protege
Frenchy: Trapper that hunts shape-shifting druids for their pelts

New Items:
Yetis horn: Once per short rest any liquid imbibed from the horn behaves as a healing potion.

In game date Sept 19-24

Rux "I want to give you this” Offers a simple ring that appears to be carved out of ice, it is cool to the touch and does not melt. “This will let my people you are a friend to us.” And please if you ever run into Frenchy, escort him to the ‘White Grove’, alive if possible. He needs to answer for his crimes.” “If you want to find him, talk to the elf, She arrived just before you and he’s wearing one of Frenchy’s ‘cloaks’ ”

You speak to Rux and decide to help his people exact revenge on Frenchy. Following his suggestion you talk to Jakwellen and learn of the Summer village's plight of red kobolds. you set off south east. During your travels you encounter several Bugbear tolls set up on Kallton Rd. You bypass the first by paying them and then pick-pocketing the money back. The second toll is set up on an island in the middle of 2 converging rivers. You exterminate the Bugbears in the camp.

When you arrive at the Summer Village it is under attack by several packs of Red Kobolds. You help push their forces back and are offered a place to rest.

New People:
Jakwellen : Envoy of the Summer Village
O-Shag-Hennesy: Summer Village elder

New Items:
Rux's Ring: Fire resistance. Immune to heat exhaustion

In game date Sept 25-30

O-Shag-Hennesy: "With the Kobolds attacking our people we have not been able to make our offerings to the Lord of the Boiling Lake. He grows angry and the water has been getting hotter, too hot. It is killing our crops and making the land around the river barren."

You find out Frenchy is headed north east towards Frost Skull Lake with a cart full of Summer Wine to trade with whoever lives there. O-Shag-Hennesy asks for your help in making their offer to the "Lord of the Lake" an ancient dragon that lives on the volcanic island in the middle of the Boiling Lake.

You travel East with the priest Tim-O-Thee along the Summer Run until you reach the Boiling Lake. You enter the castle and the priest makes his offers to the dragon. You are granted a tour of the Armory which you decide to rob that evening by traveling through a collapsed corridor through an underground lava river. You escape the castle with the priest and bring him to safety. You dust yourselves off and decide to slay the dragon and save the summer village. You pin note to the priest's lapel and head back into the castle

New People:
Flametongue the Red : Red Dragon that controls the heat of the lake and river that keeps the Summer Village prosperous.
Tim-O-Thee: Summer Village High Priest

New Items:
Axe of Sore Losing +1: +1 Magic Great Axe. On a critical miss, roll again, if the 2nd roll is a critical hit the target is killed. The wielder of the AoSL takes 1/2 the damage dealt.
Sword of the Number of the Beast +1: +1 Magic Great Sword. On a dice roll of 6 the spell "FireBall" is cast centered on the target of the attack. (DC = STR +Mod+ Prof)
Instrument of Harmony: Every morning roll 2D6 to tune the instrument. If the numbers are adjacent or equal you get a +1 to spells, if non adjacent -1 (1 and 6 are adjacent)
Boots of Sneaky Sneak: Adv on stealth check, if both dice rolls are below 10 the boots scream “you can’t see me if i can’t see you” Wearer is blinded for 1 minute. DC Wis 13
Ring of Stone: Roll a D6 to get a #. AC increases by the number rolled. Your HP is now lowered by 1/2 your level times the number rolled
Ring of Flesh: Roll a D6 to get a #. AC decreases by the number rolled. Your HP is now increased by 1/2 your level times the number rolled

In game date Sept 25-30

Note Pinned to Tim-O-Thee:
“Remember your offer wasn't good enough…
… We’re going back in.
~ the 4"

You head back into the castle on the Boiling Lake to take down the Dragon. You discover the Dragon has been dead a few years and the Fire Giant, Tambora BurnHammer, has been been using the volcano as a forge to build weapons and incorporating the valuable gems and gold the Summer Village offers into them. You slay the giant and bring his ring of fire elemental to the village elder allowing him to control the temperature of the lake and hopefully save his village.

You pack up and ready yourselves to head north after Frenchy.

New People:
Tambora BurnHammer: Fire Giant in control of the Boiling Lake

New Items:
Axe of Sore Losing +1: +1 Magic Great Axe. On a critical miss, roll again, if the 2nd roll is a critical hit the target is killed. The wielder of the AoSL takes 1/2 the damage dealt.
Sword of the Number of the Beast +1: +1 Magic Great Sword. On a dice roll of 6 the spell "FireBall" is cast centered on the target of the attack. (DC = STR +Mod+ Prof)
Instrument of Harmony: Every morning roll 2D6 to tune the instrument. If the numbers are adjacent or equal you get a +1 to spells, if non adjacent -1 (1 and 6 are adjacent)
Boots of Sneaky Sneak: Adv on stealth check, if both dice rolls are below 10 the boots scream “you can’t see me if i can’t see you” Wearer is blinded for 1 minute. DC Wis 13
Ring of Stone: Roll a D6 to get a #. AC increases by the number rolled. Your HP is now lowered by 1/2 your level times the number rolled
Ring of Flesh: Roll a D6 to get a #. AC decreases by the number rolled. Your HP is now increased by 1/2 your level times the number rolled

In game date Oct 1-3

Alexander's Boots (probably): Watch this guys, I'm totally gonna fuck up his day. "You can't see me if I can't see you!"

You come upon a broken down cart in the snow. Alexander attempts to sneak up and investigate and is suddenly stricken with blindness. You investigate the cart and Enoch springs several traps in the process. Frenchy attacks from the woods and conjures several large boar to aid him. He escapes into the rocky mountains know as the Stepps but it's OK because King Alt-a-bain befriends his donkey.

You tail him through the Stepps avoiding the traps he set for you but have to fight several Rhemoraz in the process. The Alpha Rhemoraz devours the Donkey and you slay it by the skin of your teeth. You are forced to rest and Frenchy gets away.

New People:
Sir Reginald the Donkey: A loyal friend and member of the party for less than a day

In game date Oct 4-7

Ice Hag: "I love children! Though, I find they don't have as much meat on their bones as strapping men like yourselves"

After sneaking around the inhabitants of Frost Skull Lake, you follow what turns out to be illusory footprints into the White Wood. Heavy snow begins to fall and you happen upon an old woman in the woods. Enoch and Ubba assist her back to her cabin while King Alt-a-bain and Alexander sneak through the woods and surround the cottage. The old woman reveals herself to be a winter hag. You slay her and her golems and ransack the cabin.

Using a scrying bowl attuned to the creature holding Frenchy prisoner you figure out he is in the ruins of Old Kallton. You head south and are forced to fight 2 ice trolls where Kallton rd passes between the Slopes and the Stepps. Enoch takes this opportunity to try the delicacy that is trollmeat. King Alt-o-bain saves some in a jar for later

New Items:
Scrying bowl: Used to view images of whoever you can tie to the bowl. Currently attuned using a voodoo doll of a Mindflayer
Moldy Tome: Pages are filled with drawing of everyone who has looked at the book. Was hidden on Ubba's back, vanished after a week.
Snow Globe: Once per day, Cast Wall of Ice by playing its music. When shaken causes a blizzard within a 1 mile sphere.
Troll Hand in a Jar: Hand chopped from an Ice Troll. Currently pickling in a jar.

New Conditions/Afflictions:
Troll Sickness: 2HP regeneration at start of each turn while raging. Vulnerability to Acid and Fire

In game date Oct 8-10

Residents of Old Kallton:"Brains!"

You Pass by Frenchy's ruined cart. Enoch finds a large ship's helm near by and carries it with him.

You come upon the crumbling remains of a walled city. The streets are littered with zombies and and the houses are inhabited by mind controlled bandits. You fight your way through the decaying city and arrive at the old church. Frenchy is guarding a portal that leads into the hull of some strange ship. Enoch tosses the helm into the portal during the battle. You defeat Frenchy though he dies while Alexander attempted to remove the brain parasite. As you leave the church there is a massive earthquake as a Mindflayers Dreadnaught emerges from the depths of the lake. It remains hovering a 1/2 mile over the lake.

New People:
MindFlayer Captian: A dark creature that has been trapped beneath the lake for hundreds of years. Now sails his ship again

In game date Oct 8-11

Ubba: As he tackles and pins a white wolf "Who's a good boy!?"

You carry French's frozen corpse 3 days north, to the White Wood. When you enter the woods you are tracked by a large pack of wolves. Enoch communicates with the beasts and ensures safe passage to the White Grove. You talk with the Elder, Ted and turn in French's corpse, as well as Rex's ring, which King Alt-a-bain quickly steals back. You make a deal to clear out the corruption of the Elder Tree in exchange for gold, and whatever items you take from the temple.

You explore the 2 floors of the temple, each coated with a black ichor of corruption. You acquire an immovable rod from the treasury and a small acorn dropped by a corrupted forest spirit. You find a collapsed wall and descend into the tunnels bellow the tree, entwined with the roots. You Navigate the tunnels by pushing a large boulder. You have several run ins with the "locals" including a den of cloakers, a nest of cockatrices, a mimic posing as a door, and a minotaur.

New People:
Ted: The elder of the Druids

New Items:
Immovable rod: Iron rod with one button button. When pushed (as action) the rod becomes magically fixed in place. Until the button is pushed again.

In game date Oct 11-12

Enoch: As he tosses a white wolf "Who's a good boy!?"

You clear the boulder maze and make your way down a twisting tunnel, which turns out to be the digestive tract of a purple worm. You barely escape its maw and rush to the surface to kill it before it can destroy the White Grove. What follows is an epic battle which includes the invention of the sport of wolf tossing.

New Items:
Ubba's Ring: A duplicate of Rux's ring is personalized for Ubba. Resist fire, immune to heat exhaustion.

In game date Oct 13-14

King Alt-a-bain: "How about I cast 'Darkness' then we all hide and let the worm pass"
Ubba and Enoch in unison: "I attack the worm"

At the behest of Ted, you venture back into the temple to search out whatever stirred the purple worm from its ancient slumber. Before you leave, you deliver an acorn, seedling of the next Elder Tree, and as a reward he enchants a weapon with the spirits of the forest.

You enter into the twisting network of tunnels leading to a worms nest. There are 4 purple worms in the tunnels. Alexander, Enoch and Ubba, create a bottleneck and kill each one in turn while King Alt-a-bain stirs up a nest of Hook Horrors. Enoch stumbles into a Roper and kills it with the aid of the others. While you try and take a rest the Unseen servant warns you of approaching underdark giants. It is touch and go for a while, but you are able to slay them, and shake the corruptive gaze that plagued Enoch and Ubba. You rest and prepare to set out further into the nest.

New Items:
Natures Grasp +1: +1 Magic Great Sword made of Ironwood and thorns. Piercing instead of Slashing. On critical hit, casts 'Ensnaring Strike' STR DC (8+ STR+Prof)

In game date Oct 14

Mr Skeleton the Merchant: "Hello there! Can I interest you in any of my wares?"
Alexander: "I want no part of this"

Delving further into the worm nest you happen upon a warmly lit alcove. A friendly 'skeleton' merchant offers you a utility knife at no cost. Ubba claims the knife and Enoch attacks a leather chair in a bout of misguided rage. It turns out the skeleton and his wares are all mimics. Ubba and the utility knife convince the mimics to release them.

You follow the sounds of some worm hatch-lings and eventually make your way to a chamber with a 10x10 hole in the floor leading to a spider web below. While Ubba and Enoch tie off rope with a questionable knot, king Alt-a-bain attempts to descend using an immovable rod. He looses his grip and falls 50ft into the web. Alexander descends using the rope which becomes untied just as he reaches the web. Ubba jumps down, retrieves the immovable rod, and uses his new found item as a parasol to float to safety, with a bit of a rough landing. Enoch jumps down tot eh web and uses his ice breath to shatter the web. A Drider and 2 Drow fell upon you and you were able to fend them off.

New Items:
Swiss Army Mimic (SAM): Magic utility knife can transform into any 'tool'. Has 3 gems that power the transformations, they are refilled 1 at a time by dealing killing blows. If the gems are empty the wielder can ask for a transformation at cost of 4d6 acid damage. In weapon form it behaves as a +1 magic weapon with an additional 1d8 acid damage.

In game date Oct 15

Ubba: "I'm going to throw a Javelina, but not the GOOD Javelina"
Enoch: "Of Course, you don't want to throw around the Guest Javelina all willy nilly"

You begin exploring the crumbling Drow city found under the worms nest. There are a few run-ins with the current denizens but nothing that splitting the party couldn't make more difficult than it needed to be.

New Items:
The Guest Javelina: Magic Javelina +1. After attack (hit or miss, it doesn't matter) roll an additional D20, on a crit fail the Javelina is destroyed, all in the area must deal with the "consequences" The Javelina is magically restored after a Long rest.

In game date Oct 15

King Allt-a-Bhainne: "The first rule of Troll-Hand fight club is: 'gibbering noises'"
Intellect Devouring Worm: "So much room for activities in here!"

King Allt-a-Bhainne enters the next section of caves ahead of the rest of the group to find a strange purple hair Danzig look alike digging a worm out of his ear. The rest of the party arrive in time to see the aftermath: a shattered glass jar, a troll hand sizzling in acid, the side of King's head smoking and Bargle grinning like a madman. Enoch and Ubba both almost fall prey to Intellect Devouring Worms whiel the group deals with some more Drow.

After patching themselves up, Alaxender then wanders the cave and introduces the group to a worm infested squid monster that he found. Ubba tries to do his impression of a Japanese school girl and immediately mounts the tentacle monster. After an 'electrifying ' battle, the group takes down the squid and deals with the furry friends Enoch tried to make in the most graphic way imaginable.

The group settled into an abandoned house infested with shadow creatures, but managed to sleep soundly once all that was sorted out.

New Characters:
Bargle Von Giznad: Half-Elf Sorcerer: He was teleported to the Underdark due to a wild magic surge and is trying to make the best of a bad situation by tagging along with the first group of adventurers he came across. The Jury is still out on who is getting the short end of the stick in that situation though...

In game date Oct 16

Ubba: "First to the boat is the captain!"
Enoch: "You're on!"
Alexander: *Teleports to boat* "Oh god, its full of fish people"

The party decides that the shadow people must be exterminated and you search every nook and cranny until there are none remaining. Enoch takes their leader and wears him as a fashionable cloak.

You travel further into the cave system stumbling through a grick nest and into a massive subterranean ocean. Most of the party swims through the water and Ubba gets pulled under water to drown by a water weird while Alexander tries to clear the deck of a mysterious ship. King Allt-a-Bhainne majestically rides some ice to the ship to aid his companion. Enoch swims through the dicey water, scales the side of the ship and starts slicing up fish people saying he should be the captain because he still beat Ubba to the deck. Bargle saves Ubba by banishing the water weirds before magic-ing himself onto the ship himself. Ubba pops from the water like a cork hanging on to a hot air balloon and lands on the deck.

You clear the deck of the ship and the lower levels, including a fish person caster, before coming upon a shimmering purple portal.

New Items:
Cloak of Shadows: Once per long rest you can activate the cloak to turn invisible while in dim light or dark darkness. (Auto stealth of 20 until your first attack, or 10 minutes)

In game date Oct 17

Bargle and Alexander: "OK, lets see if we can figure out how the door works"
The Barbarians: "We attack the puzzle"
King A: "I'M A BEAR, GRRRRRR"
Fart Son: "ttttttthhhhhhppppppttttt"

The party was transported to a courtyard surrounded by 4 merchants and a door with no handle. Everyone cruised the mall and the party eventually walked away with some dapper new armor, a cloak, a tea set, a strange new pet, and a door knocker.

The 2nd 'room' was a circular puzzle with switch plates in the floor and flame skulls patrolling the room. The party determined that all the switches had to be toggled on to progress.

The 3rd room was a room split into the 4 seasons with a metal face on the door that aged according to which seasons brazier was lit. After exterminating the inhabitants of the room, including a yeti that took down both Ubba and King, the party eventually figured out that the door was locked while the timer was in place and waiting until all the braziers were out would allow them to pass to the next room

New Items:
Cloak of protection: +1 AC and +1 to saves

Chain Shirt +1: +1 AC

Tea Set: 6 cups, 6 saucers, 1 tea pot, 1 sugar dish with spoon, 1 milk pitcher

New Characters:

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In game date Oct 17

King A:
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away

The party encounters a large room with dozens of floating platforms and 3 evil looking guards. After the grueling battle in the previous room you decided to take the careful way through this one. King transformed into a Giant Eagle and was able clear the room without issue. Alexanders fancy footwork and teleportation stone left a clear path for Ubba. A last minute leap by Enoch left enough passage for Bargle to teleport to safety and you were able to leave the guards undisturbed.

The next room was an invisible path. with help from Fartson the group identified the path using loose sand and gravel and cleared the room with minimal damage from the statues beams of fire.

An eyeball and random teleportation gate later put the party up against the Alhoon that has been controlling the monsters in this section of the Underdark. After what amounted to a rousing game of whack-a-mole the party finally put the monster down and claimed his ship. You poured over the diagrams and maps in the captains chambers looking for a way to get aboard the flying ship hovering over Kalltvatten Lake and have decided to head towards Sturmtopp and the investigate the rumors that a dragon lives at it's peak.

New Items:
Strange Mirror: 1/long rest Bargle can spend 1 turn to look into the mirror. This creates a clone within 10ft of him that acts on his turn in initiative. They share the same HP and Spell slots. The clone must use the same actions/spells as Bargle otherwise the wild surge table must be consulted. Duration is 1 minute.

Tuning Fork: Allows King A to reroll 1 of his tuning die. He must use the new result

Large Worm in Jar: Enoch has psychically bonded with the worm in the jar. If he can successfully cram it into a creature skull (size Huge or larger) then he can control it

Telestone: (picked up by Alexander a few session ago). The user can teleport to the stones location as long as it is within 400 ft of the owner. It costs a bonus action to throw the stone and either your action or movement to teleport to it. Range is 60/120. for 65-120 roll a straight DC 10 (no mod). On a fail the stone lands the number you were off by behind the target. example you rolled an 8, then it lands 2 squares further than where you wanted it

Key: Sure is

In game date Oct 18

Enoch: Who's a good girl?! Whose a good girl?!
Wyvern: hiiiiiiissssssss, screeeeeaaaaaach

Captain Alexander set sail down a narrow canal that would eventually lead them to a massive subterranean ocean. They were waylaid by a band of Goblins that tried to burn and loot the ship. King A was quick thinking and determined that if the boat was even more on fire they might not want it. When that plan didn't work the party set to dispatching the goblins and fire elementals, while Enoch used his breath weapon as an improvised fire extinguisher. King A spent the next several hours casting "mending" on the charred deck of the ship.

While in open ocean the ship was attacked by 2 wyverns. The party quickly dispatched with 1, bringing swift retribution from the much larger mother still perched on the caves ceiling. Ubba hitched a short ride with the mother while suddenly there were 2 Bargles which everyone wrote off as funny magic happenings and paid no mind. Ubba slowed his descent with his trusty Swiss Army Mimic as a parasol. Enoch decided his life was feeling empty and decided to fill the void with a pet. he quickly shoved the his mind control worm into the wyvern and brought it under control.

"The Good Ship: Kill First Ask Questions Later" arrived at a canal lock of sorts controlled by some Dwarves/Duegar. The parties first instinct was to invisibly infiltrate the gate house and murder the dwarves, but stopped short when Bargle talked with them and found that some Kobolds had infested the other gate house. Ubba manned the lever at gatehouse 1 while the rest of the party went to gatehouse 2 to clear out the infestation. King A put on a stunning show and literally stunned the Kobolds until the rest of the party was able to exterminate them. The last to fall was an oversize Kobold that seemed to recognize Enoch.

With the gates open the ship continued unabated to the dock of the Dwarven underground settlement of UnderPort.

New Pet:
Unnamed Wyvern: Enoch's new pet Wyvern

In game date Oct 19

Tea Cups:
At your best you're a pest
And you must be put to rest
Slice your face, cut your neck
as you die, King will jest

Our heroes arrive in the thriving subterranean city of Underport. They sell their boat to the master of the shipyard (Briley) and go on a shopping spree in the town. They end the evening at the local tavern where Cupcake(the flumph formally known as Fartson) alerts Ubba to some unrest in the city . Ubba schmoozes Briley and they learn that mayor McAle has gone missing, most likely taken by the white kobolds that drove the dwarves from their surface home. The party offers to find the mayor in exchange for a sweet harness for the wyvern "Mittens". Tearfully Ubba and Enoch leave their pets in the capable care of Briley and the party heads upwards through the kobold infested drawven ruins.

The party quickly finds the entrance to a hidden dungeon bypassing a large pool of acid with Bargles quick use of mage hand. It quickly becomes clear the kobolds have set up a deadly obstacle course for their own amusement. False rugs cover pits, monsters are hidden in the floors and walls, and acrid poisons have been left in front of hidden doors all in order to sap adventurers of their strength. As each puzzle and obstacle is overcome gasps and applause emanate from small viewing ports in the walls. In some cases even laughter can be heard such as when King was encased by a rug of smothering and accidentally stabbed by the Alexander.

We leave the party after they unknowingly completed a ritual to summon a horde devils. Much to the enjoyment of the secretive kobold spectators the party skillfully dispatches of 4 devils while the 5th was slowly torn to pieces by a vicious whirlwind of animated porcelain tea cups. A few dried wilted roses were thrown from the viewing ports accompanied by whistles and cheers.

New Items:
Wyvern Collar: Pink leather collar with a golden name tag engraved "<3Mittens<3". Allows pet to be turned into a small miniature to be carried by owner.

Great Sword/Axe of Cleaving +1: +1 weapon that deals additional 1d6, also hits 1 adjacent target for that same 1d6 +Mods

Frost Brand Rapier +1: When you hit with an attack using this magic sword, the target takes an extra 1d6 cold damage. In addition, while you hold the sword, you have resistance to cold damage. In freezing temps, the blade sheds a bright light in a 10-foot radius and dim light for an additional 10 feet. When you draw this weapon, you can extinguish all non-magical flames within 30 feet of you. This property can be used no more than once per hour.

Red Rage Paint Tattoo: Once per day, at the start of your rage you can activate the tattoo, the effect lasts for the duration of that rage. You take full damage instead of half, however on your next attack that hits you get to add the damage you would have reduced to the damage of that

attack. The counter resets at the end of your turn.

Ocarina: Has 4 charges. Use an action to expend 1 charge to roll a d4 and cast the corresponding song, or use 3 charges to pick the song that plays. Recharges on long rest.

1 Time: Cast "Haste" on a creature of your choosing

2 Lullaby: Cast "Sleep" at level 4

3 Storms: Cast "Thunderwave" at level 4

4 Sun: Cast "Mass Healing Word" at level 4

Ring of Protection +2: +2 AC and +2 to all saves

Pearl of power: Once per day, regain used spell slot up to 3rd level

Bag of 5 Magic Beans: Magic beans!

In game date Oct 19

Ubba:

"You know what? From now on, not even guests can use the Guest Javelina"

We pick up with the party breaching another magically sealed door and entering a long hallway with 4 doors on the right side and 1 at the end of the hall. King opens the first door resulting in a cascade of brooms, mops and rusted weaponry falling out of a janitorial closet. The second door is opened carefully by Bargles mage hand. A polar bear lunges out from its cage and begins attacking the the party. King responds in kind by transforming into an "attractive looking polar bear" As the bear is dispatched the rusted swords from the closet begin flying around the hallway like tiny blenders. Enoch and Alexander skillfully grab several of the swords and break them on the floor. Bargle conjures an illusion of some rather enticing looking sheaths which distracts the swords and gives Ubba a window to swat one out of the air with his axe. Enoch, also enamored by the illusion reaches out to grab a sheath and firmly grasps the business end of the sword. he ignores the pain and smashed the sword off the ground. Alexander uses his frost rapier to deal with the final sword, the frozen sword freezes and shatters into hundreds of tiny shards. One of the remaining doors holds a lightening trap which shocks most of the party, especially the soaking wet polar bear. The final 2 doors hold the Mayor and the magic door to the next rooms.

The party unties the Mayor and make sure he is well equipped, with Ubba extending the use of the Guest Javelina. The party presses forward and enters a jail with several decaying skeletons and a bound and gagged mayor! To many gasps and munching of popcorn by the Kobolds, the doppelganger Mayor tagging along turns and stabs King,! The party quickly dispatches the impostor and King picks the lock freeing the actual (probably) Mayor. They decide it is best not to arm him and advise him to stay safely behind.

Keys cover the floor of a large arena with numerous view ports for the Kobolds to watch the unfolding epic battle. The keys skitter accross the floor and form 2 massive Iron Golems, one fueled by Cold Iron and the other by Molten Iron. The Cold one takes down King and Ubba and Enoch goes toe to toe with the Molten one, using his Ice breath to damage and slow the machine. Bargle, using his strange mirror spawns Gary and together they both Banish the Golems to give the party time to regroup. After healing up Bargle and Gary release the Golems one at a time to be dealt with individually. using the power of Teamwork (TM) the party dispatches of the threat to sudden stunned silence of the Kobold watchers...

New Items:

Stone of Spell Storing: Stone capable of storing 1 spell of any level. It can be used by anyone and is cast using the DC or Attack mod of the person that stored the spell.

In game date Oct 19

Drew Carey: Welcome to the Dungeon Showcase Showdown!
Showcase #1 is shiny new set of spinning fan blades! These steel blades were expertly forged by the Dwarven smiths before the Kobolds took over
Showcase #2 Is an all expenses paid trip to the Kobold Acid Baths! These exfoliating pools are sure to leave your bones clean and white!
Showcase #3 is a rare carnivorous house plant! Perfect for that special person in your life with a green thumb!
Showcase #4 Is a brand new Balista! It comes armed and preloaded with a bolt perfect for that new facial piercing!

As the 2 iron golems fall the kobolds scream and scatter further into the dungeon while our heroes patch their wounds. Cautious at first Alexander sneaks down a corridor and slowly opens a door, accidentally ringing a bell alerting the kobolds to their presence. The party then splits and heads down different hallways to root out the kobolds.

Now this is where things get hectic as several events occur seemingly all at once. King was lighting fires under kobolds while frying out whirling blade motors with his immovable rod. Alexander is sniping several other kobolds including the one manning the ballista. Ubba opening a door and being shot in the face with said ballista. Enoch ripping the ballista off the wall and throwing it angrily into the still spinning whirling death blades. Bargle healing Ubba, then hearing Ubba almost immediately take a bath in acid. Bargle and King head down a long hallway chasing a lone kobold only to end up almost being plant food. Alexander saves them by "tele-fragging the plant in the mouth", literally. Enoch chases a kobold towards a dead end while Ubba angrily smashes osme pots holding ice mephits. Eventually everyone ends up helping with the ice mephits and they all make it back to Underport. Though I KNOW i forgot some stuff because there was definitely another golem that King, Alexander, and Ubba faught, but i can't even remember where the hell that fit in during the Rube Goldberg Machine of a session we had last week.

Anyway. You are all rested and safe in the town of Underport. Bargle and Gary got drunk and may have had a ménage à trois with some (female?) Dwarf(s?) while Ubba accepted a job. You guys are heading back through the Kobolds to reach the summit of the mountain and slay the Ancient White Dragon Icewing and retrieve a White gem for Professor Grant to the tune of 10,000 gold and the contents of a wooden box.

New Items:
Wondrous Figurine of Power (wyvern): Mittens now has mount capable of supporting 6 medium creatures. She is now housed in a figurine of wondrous power. As a bonus action a player can throw the figurine and speak the command word summoning the wyvern. The wyvern can be turned back into the figurine by the original summoner speaking the command word again. Mittens can be healed normally during or out of combat, she regains all HP on a long rest. If Mittens is dropped to 0 HP she turns back into the figurine and cannot be summoned again until the next day.

In game date Oct 20

King(talking to Enoch, Ubba, and Alexander): Guys, I swear I saw a shark WITH gorilla arms.
Bargle (Sprouting gorilla arms just out of view): Any idea what he's talking about Gary? ... ... Me neither

The group freshly laden with health potions, heads up through the tunnels past the stronghold where they found Mayor McAle and onward towards the entrance of the Mines where they should be able to quickly ascend the mountain. Ubba masterfully identifies a trap floor and advises the rest of the party to avoid the spike filled pit. The path at the far end is caved in and they must find an alternate route.

They must pass through a set of double doors alternating right and left, dividing the group in half. The party had to deal with 6 stone statues and some unknown phantom attacker. After several rounds of combat, blinded by rage Ubba successfully strikes down the source of the statues powers and the remaining statues crumble to dust. The doors on the other side of the room slam open and the party is able to regroup and compare their experiences. The party encounters a section of cave that is flooded with knee high water, there are several Kobolds armed with Balls of Lightening at the ready. Ubba did a magnificent and flamboyant spin move into to the water and was greeted by a volley of Lightening Balls. After the initial lightening barrage the kobolds fell back while Enoch climbed the wall towards them and King flying snaked his way up the ledge. The Kobolds were able to score a few hits on King, changing him back, but the party quickly overwhelmed them.

Further down the passages an enormous steel ball was set against a large door. In order to move it the party had to clear out a storage room with boiled down to a roided up mega kobold. Enoch and Ubba made their way down the hallway and started to deal with the kobold, but ultimately it was King with a flourishing spin move somehow more flamboyant than Ubba's that took down the Kobold. With the Kobold threat dealt with they party set to work figuring out the mechanism to move the steel ball.

The party passed through an unused cafeteria and down another corridor that led to a completely flooded tunnel. Unable to construct a submersible vessel from the rotted tables and chairs the party resigned to holding their breath and swimming through the dark tunnel. King put on his shark pant one fin at a time and Enoch in a rare display of sneakiness donned his cloak of shadow before heading into the dark water. They party was quickly set upon by a group of Merrow. King as a shark was able to deal with the vast majority of the underlings, while Ubba handled the groups leader. While blasting one of the Merrow, Bargle sprouted several gorilla arms which went unnoticed by the group until they emerged from the water.

The group emerges from corridor into a large room with several tracks laid into the floor and several mine carts piled in the corner. There is an elevated water cistern that is leaking causing the tunnels to flood...