Roald Dahl

The Twits

How do you outwit a twit?

Mr. and Mrs. twit are the ugliest,meanest,and nastiest people in the WORLD.they hate everything in the world, except playing mean tricks on each other,making an innocent monkey family stand on their heads all day,and catching innocent birds to BAKE in their bird pie.but the Muggle-Wumps have had way more then enough.they don't just want out, they want REVENGE.

Most grandmothers are sweet, kind and helpful. But not this one.

George is alone in the house with the most horrid, grizzly old grunion of a grandma ever. She needs something stronger than her usual medicine to cure her grouchiness. A special medicine, a remedy for everything. Find out the results in George's marvelous medicine.

The BFG

"Human beans is not really believing in giants is they?Human beans is not thinking we exist."

The BFG is no ordinary bone-crunching giant. He is far to nice and jumbly. It's lucky for Sophie that he is. When Sophie hears that all the horrid giants are dashing off to England to eat little children, she decides she and the BFG must stop them once and for all.

Find out in the BFG.