I am an opinionated person. But unlike other opinionated people, my takes are absolutely, most definitely facts. So please enjoy learning about the stupidest things on Earth (these are not just my opinion, they are verified, scientifically proven facts).
The stupidest things on Earth! Yay.
Boys who wear neon colors. What are you, a highlighter? Who do you think that is going to impress? You got it! No one.
The boys that wear the beanies like how pawn chess pieces are shaped. It’s on the very top of their heads and they look like an idiot. I’m attacking some many boys teehee.
How we are not allowed to swear at school and when writing articles. It would just add so much more MMPH to the article. If I started swearing in this, you would love it so much more.
Those kinds of guys/men. You know who I’m talking about. Go away you useless flies.
Memorizing dates on a test. Why bother? What is the point, I don’t understand it. I’m going to know the date for a test and forget it a second after. Useless.
Golf.
Novelty keychains.
Weeds. They have no purpose except to cause my mom grey hair.
Those aesthetic erasers. They are too pretty to use and they don’t erase anything and just sit on my desk in my room getting crunchy.
The Patriarchy. Cue All Too Well Ten Minute version. All hail queen Taylor. See, if I could swear in this article, I would have definitely put than line in here.
Scissors that don’t work. YOU HAD ONE JOB, OKAY?! ONE JOB!! SO DO THE ONE JOB YOU WERE MEANT TO DO.
Dodgeball. I also just feel stupid trying to play dodgeball.
The Expo markers that erase themselves when you draw over the mark the marker made already.
This isn’t really stupid but I find this rather funny. Queen Elizabeth has an army of corgis. Like pop off girlie!
The bathroom stall doors that don’t close. Even worse, I despise the stalls that have those huge gaps between the ground and the door and you can see literally everything that is going on in there.
Those book stickers that you can’t rip off without ruining the book. I JUST WANT A PRETTY BOOK, OKAY!?!? STOP MAKING IT DIFFICULT.
The price of Lululemon. I’m poor, you fricking lime.
Flat-earthers. Self-explanatory.
Rap songs when there is a swear in every line of the song. How is Kids Bop supposed to make a clean version of that? What are they going to replace those curses with?
When pencils run out of eraser and the eraser doesn’t magically appear again. Rude af.
Boys who are attracted to the door frame and need to slap it.
The girls who sarcastically say hi to people and baby them for no reason. It’s really annoying, like who do they think they are?
When movies aren’t meant to have sequels but then the movie becomes really popular and so they decide to make a sequel… and the sequel is terrible.
That’s it (for now)! I hope this list was super informative -- you now know the stupidest things on Earth!