This past week, the former 7/11, which was the former Friendly’s, has finally been purchased. This iconic Needham building will become a Chase Bank because Needham definitely needs another bank. The Needham Facebook group was in a tizzy because the Needham Facebook group has feelings about all things Needham.
Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the reason that the members of the Needham Facebook group are so passionate about this building is that the moderators have been hosting a fight club behind the covered-up windows. Every weekend at 8 in the evening, active members of the Needham Facebook group step in the ring. These events are organized by the moderators after they were fed up with the parents of Needham bickering over every single post. The moderators decided that the only way for these members to truly get out their aggression is through physical fighting. The goal was that members of the group would be able to physically fight each other and as a result, they would no longer fight in the comments of posts.
The requirements to watch the Needham Facebook group fight club are that a person must be above the age of 40 and of course belong to the group. Since the moderators are the leaders of the fight club, they watch from a special balcony that has been dedicated as the VIP area. The official fighting lineup for that evening was all of the members of the group that argued about what should be done with the Muzi Ford sign. The fighters were all mothers over the age of 55. In a surprising upset, Sheryl, aged 63, defeated Karen aged 56 in the first round with an immediate punch to the jaw. The crowd went wild.
Despite the excitement of the Needham Facebook Group fight club, it will, unfortunately, no longer meet in the convenient location across from the hospital when Chase Bank starts construction on the building. However, this does not mean that this is the end of the fight club. The moderators are working day and night to find a new location because the Needham Facebook group can only continue peacefully with the fight club.