Who Are the Most Attractive Needham High School Students?

It is finally springtime, meaning that cuffing season is over, so it’s time to get ready for hot girl summer. In preparation for this much-needed summer fun, one of the most asked questions is, what do Needham High schoolers find attractive? According to countless reliable Needham high school sources, attractiveness can be boiled down to one common factor: basic Needham fashion.

Now you may be asking yourself, what is basic Needham attire? Trust me, you know the answer. In the shoe category there are the classics, Air Force 1s that you have had since freshman year and bean boots that you have had since middle school. How can a person wearing the same shoes they have had since middle school not be attractive? However, do not forget about the shoes worn on a cold Needham winter day, LL. Bean slippers because of course slippers are just objectively attractive. Next is the pants category. I would bet my life’s savings that nobody is able to argue how lulu lemon leggings or joggers that are worn multiple times a week are not attractive. Leisure wear by definition is attractive. 

The quality that is the most attractive is wearing Needham merchandise. Come on, sweatshirts that say Needham High on them are just too much. The most attractive people are the ones that only wear Needham gear; they are a part of several sports teams, and they let everyone know. The best is when they wear Needham clothing from head to toe. Bonus if they have a Needham backpack. 

A true test of attractiveness goes a bit beyond Needham fashion: mask wear. The ugliest people are the ones that always wear their mask over their mouth AND nose, and they are especially gross if they immediately fix their mask if it slides. People who wear masks on their chins, gorgeous. People who wear it over their mouth but not their noses, absolute models. 

After laying out the qualifications for being declared attractive at Needham High, it should be clear what you should do so that people will find you attractive during the summer. Obviously, it is possible for anyone to be attractive if you just dress like a basic Needham student. Remember, clothing from middle school and not wearing a mask properly is the way to go.