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Martin kart 69 race. by andreew attus
Martin kart 69 race. by andreew attus
On dey ALxe and I were playing martin kart 69 on the shintendo 69
Alxe was playing as Wartin and I was playing as Todd.
I was playing on wartin stadum and Wartin hit me with redd sheel
Todd da boich get hitt with da redd sheel. He not quick enough Wartin pased himm,.
Wartin nice and quick and todd da boich get lef be hind,
Todd needto pas WArtIn so he rip a stinky one.
The fard propeleded himm in wartins general dirrectoin. He hit wartin with da smell of da fard and wartin exlxaimmed;
Ohh Shoite
Wartins breathing was mesed uup as da fard was so smely it was smeled lik deth.
Todd da boich took da lead butt wartins tesicle torshin I3 engine was so mesed up dat it coud nout finnish da race butt todd da boich coud and he won da martin kart 69 race.
Baysed own a tru stoiry
Also, wash ya bumbum
Wartin and todd da boich: race 2
Wartin and todd were racing on shebet laund. Todd da boich fel in da water and freze.
Meenwile, Wartin martin and lugy pased himm. Tood new that he was skrewed.
He needto sped upp quickly he pas some generic pepole. He get stoned on da mushroms and he go fasst.
Choo choo todd da boich coming through
He pas lugy,
But wartin an martin still ahead. todd rip arse so he go faster.
He be propeleded passt martin and martin pass out from the stench.
Then, things took a turn for the worse. Jeremy Clarkson came and started fat shaming the Americans and making fun of cyclists.
Todd pased wartin just as the race finnish and wartin pas out from da stenchy bum air.
Todd emerge victorus and he celebrate with some beer and champaen.
Race 3 of Wartin fartin and todd da boich
Onc upoon a tim wartin and todd da boich were racing aghen. Wartin had pased todd da boich butt itwas da secund lappe and todd da boich stil had tim to make uup for losst ground. Tod da boich needto catch up so he rip a stinky and it propeleded himm towards martin
Dey see me rollin dey hatin patrollin tryna catch me ridin dirty
Tryna catch me ridin dirty tryna catch me ridin dirty
And then todd da boich pased martin butt he stil had to catch uup too wartin butt he too qwick and todd da boich unable to catch uup he was raced so hard that his engine blow a hed gasket and he need to stoppe for repares. He repared he engine and he back in the race he catch uup wartin now. Wartin smel his fard and he start geting gased by da fard. His lungs coud not take the fard and he pas out on the ground. Todd da boich pas him and todd start to smel da taco bel fard. He nearly pas out from his own fard but he dont cuz he is immune to fards.
He win da race and he get drunk of da budweiser.
WArtIn aN ToDd DA boiCh; LasT RAcE
Lets get rrready to rrrrrrumble!!!
Da man in who be commenting the race he sed.
Todd an wartin were off to da race they were going fass an was got hitt by a bus. Todd get run over but wartin is was stil raceing. Todd neeto find a way to catch upp but he stil hurt from when da bus run himm over,
Wartin keep going cuz he gonna win da race and he not get hit by a bus
It tim for todd da boich to crack a smelly.
Todd da boich get propoleded by the smelly wisp of air that escap from his bum.
He hit a naner tho an he spin out
Wartin amost corss da line but he hit a naner to. Todd da boich he hav qwik axeleration an he qwiker than wartin who not have qwik axeleration
Todd da boich win da race once agan.
SCOREBORED:\
Race 1
Todd 1 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 74326 fard
Wartin .231 fard
Race 2
Todd 2 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 87632419899 fard
Wartin .000107 fard
Race 3
Todd 3 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 897230983740198237401987301984709183274091874301982734091872340981723094187284756483274680302938473012983740198237465376247154152387465325759870968 fard
Wartin 389.012 fard
Race 4
Todd 4 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 4567876293o98456704897410985374246324265351642540650271763875926501098813748502304582349735268364946238327473504824034893039238920090938733456687658347027481767304971029384709376357615243987236547823649817659780911001939386451612871298398674387589094099.00348 fard
Wartin .02136 fard
Todd Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da aventuers of Monsieur Propre
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SUPERIOR MARTIN VS OMEGAFART WARTIN
On dey suprior martin was waking down da street an he saw a farty mann hoo was much taler and fater than he was. He farted in some poor ol mann’s fac e an da ol man died.
This be fun!!!!!!
Da farty mann sed. Frum now on I shal be called ‘OMEGAFART WARTIN’
He then began too teroroirze da city.
He farded, an some people died.
He faded agan an some mor people died.
Suprior martin had to stop him, butt wartin farded on him to.
Now martin has a bad case of da Gassy fart touch
Martin had to fin away to stop him, so he slip a laxitive pill in to wartins food,.
NEXT TIEM WArTin Be FARtIn HE bE GoNNa poO His PAnTs!!!1!
An it work. When wartin started to fart he feel a butt nugget pops out.
Martin saved da city and wartin have poopoo panties.
I FARDED AN POOP MAH PANT
Exlxaimmed wartin. Now he know not too mes with martin and da city.,
HIs farding carrer wass now over. An da city was saved frum his bum juices an broccoli fards.
Todd da boich Doesn’t do his taxes
On dey todd da boich was siting at his kitchen tabl.
He be doing his taxes. His tax return almos bee due.
i DEspIsE Da iRs
He dicide to do some more later, so he plop his fat ass down on da cowch and watch teleevisiun.
Da next morning he decide
I neeDtO dO me TaXXes Before DA IRs BReaKs DOwN Da DorR an StArt slapping me bottom.
But todd da boich aint no good at maeth.
1+1 iS thr33
Todd da boich tink it be to hard to fil out da taxxes. He decide dat he shoud commit tax evasion
He evade his taxxes
…
…
…
FBI OPEN UP
Right about now todd know he is skrewed.
ONO DEY GONNA SLAP ME BOOTY
WE NOT GONNA SLAP YOU BOOTY
O YES YOU GONNA SLAP ME BOOTY
NO WE NOT GONNA SLAP YOU BOOTY
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
DO NOT SLAP ME BOOTY
*slap*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now he know not to evade his taxes.
ahh
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