GOOBERRY MAC GOOBERTON THE THIRD

He has no style, he has no grace, this old man has a funny face

AGE: 89

OCCUPATION: old man

HOMETOWN: Chumbly, OHIO

IF SPOTTED: call the goober squad and they will escort him back from where ever he went.

he lived his life as a bootleg factory worker and wasted his youth eating runny green cheese from under the fridge causing him to get diarira making him be able to skip most of work as he was almost always in da loo.

also he can teleport out of da backrooms because he is such a stronk guy. also back in his day he could acend any vertical wall or object, he is also a aged cheese-bender giving him supirior strength and speed and power than a normal one