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SUPERIOR MARTIN VS OMEGAFART WARTIN BY ANDREEW ATTUS
On dey suprior martin was waking down da street an he saw a farty mann hoo was much taler and fater than he was. He farted in some poor ol mann’s fac e an da ol man died.
This be fun!!!!!!
Da farty mann sed. Frum now on I shal be called ‘OMEGAFART WARTIN’
He then began too teroroirze da city.
He farded, an some people died.
He faded agan an some mor people died.
Suprior martin had to stop him, butt wartin farded on him to.
Now martin has a bad case of da Gassy fart touch
Martin had to fin away to stop him, so he slip a laxitive pill in to wartins food,.
NEXT TIEM WArTin Be FARtIn HE bE GoNNa poO His PAnTs!!!1!
An it work. When wartin started to fart he feel a butt nugget pops out.
Martin saved da city and wartin have poopoo panties.
I FARDED AN POOP MAH PANT
Exlxaimmed wartin. Now he know not too mes with martin and da city.,
HIs farding carrer wass now over. An da city was saved frum his bum juices an broccoli fards.
RAP THE FIRST
Verse 1:
Wartin the gangster, level 50 with a gas power
His farts are gigaton, they knock down towers
But be careful, they're cancerous, they'll make you sick
And they're so loud, they're full of sin, it's a trick
Chorus:
Wartin, the stanky gangster
With farts so loud, they'll cause disaster
RIP to those who stand in his path
His gas is lethal, it's a deadly wrath
Verse 2:
He walks the streets with his crew and they know the deal
When Wartin lets one go, it's a big deal
His farts are like a sonic boom, they'll leave you deaf
And they smell so bad, it'll take away your breath
Chorus:
Wartin, the stanky gangster
With farts so loud, they'll cause disaster
RIP to those who stand in his path
His gas is lethal, it's a deadly wrath
Verse 3:
But don't get it twisted, Wartin's no clown
He's a gangster, he runs the town
And if you cross him, you'll be sorry
His farts may be funny, but his game is gory
Chorus:
Wartin, the stanky gangster
With farts so loud, they'll cause disaster
RIP to those who stand in his path
His gas is lethal, it's a deadly wrath
Outro:
So if you see him coming, better run for cover
He's got his crew, they're tough like rubber
Wartin's reign is like no other
His farts are the weapon, and he's the boss, brother.
RAP THE SECIOND
Verse 1:
Let me tell you the story of the farting king
Every time he passed gas, it made people sing
But these weren't your ordinary farts, you see
They were powerful enough to fuel a whole city
Chorus:
He's the farting king, the greatest of all time
His gas is so deadly, it's a crime
But you gotta respect him, he's got heart
And if you cross him, his farts will tear you apart
Verse 2:
He could clear a room with just one blast
His farts were like thunder, they hit you fast
And if you were unlucky enough to be in his path
You'd feel the pain of his gas, it's a wrath
Chorus:
He's the farting king, the greatest of all time
His gas is so deadly, it's a crime
But you gotta respect him, he's got heart
And if you cross him, his farts will tear you apart
Verse 3:
They say his farts could cure disease
And some even worship him on their knees
But it's not all fun and games, his gas can be dangerous
You don't want to be around when he's feeling anxious
Chorus:
He's the farting king, the greatest of all time
His gas is so deadly, it's a crime
But you gotta respect him, he's got heart
And if you cross him, his farts will tear you apart
Outro:
So if you hear a rumbling in the distance
Run for your life, it's not a persistence
It's the farting king, he's in the area
And his gas is stronger than malaria
RAP THE THIRD
Verse 1:
Yo, check it out, it's the stinky sensation
Wartin the gangster, with flatulence domination
His farts so loud, they shake the foundation
Packed with sin, they can cause damnation
Chorus:
Wartin, the boss of the fart game
Bringing the noise, with sin in his flames
His gigaton farts, they'll make you insane
It's time to recognize, he's driving this train
Verse 2:
Some say his farts can level a city block
Others say they can be heard around the clock
But one thing's for sure, they are obnoxiously loud
Full of sin, they'll make you bow down
Chorus:
Wartin, the boss of the fart game
Bringing the noise, with sin in his flames
His gigaton farts, they'll make you insane
It's time to recognize, he's driving this train
Verse 3:
He's got the power, with his butt as the weapon
His farts so loud, they're like a preacher's sermon
You may try to run, but his gas is unrelenting
Sinful and deadly, his flatulence is unsettling
Chorus:
Wartin, the boss of the fart game
Bringing the noise, with sin in his flames
His gigaton farts, they'll make you insane
It's time to recognize, he's driving this train
Outro:
So when you hear the rumble, and the ground starts to shake
You better be ready, 'cause Wartin's farts never take a break
Beware the sin, in its deadly wake
Wartin's reign is here to stay, it's no mistake.
RAP THE FOURT
Verse 1:
Yo, check it out, it's the stinky sensation
Wartin the gangster, with flatulence domination
His farts so loud, they shake the foundation
Packed with sin, they can cause damnation
Chorus:
Wartin, the boss of the fart game
Bringing the noise, with sin in his flames
His gigaton farts, they'll make you insane
It's time to recognize, he's driving this train
Verse 2:
Some say his farts can level a city block
Others say they can be heard around the clock
But one thing's for sure, they are obnoxiously loud
Full of sin, they'll make you bow down
Chorus:
Wartin, the boss of the fart game
Bringing the noise, with sin in his flames
His gigaton farts, they'll make you insane
It's time to recognize, he's driving this train
Verse 3:
He's got the power, with his butt as the weapon
His farts so loud, they're like a preacher's sermon
You may try to run, but his gas is unrelenting
Sinful and deadly, his flatulence is unsettling
Chorus:
Wartin, the boss of the fart game
Bringing the noise, with sin in his flames
His gigaton farts, they'll make you insane
It's time to recognize, he's driving this train
Outro:
So when you hear the rumble, and the ground starts to shake
You better be ready, 'cause Wartin's farts never take a break
Beware the sin, in its deadly wake
Wartin's reign is here to stay, it's no mistake.
RAP TOO MANY
Verse 1:
Wartin's here, the king of farting crimes
His gases are toxic, they have lethal chimes
His farts are full of sin, and they tear us apart
If you get too close, his pinkeye will hit you like a dart
Chorus:
Wartin, the Gas Chamber King
His gigaton farts, they will make your ears ring
You better hold your breath when he's walking by
Or be prepared to suffer, and things may get quite dry
Verse 2:
He strolls through town, with his posse by his side
And when he farts, the people scatter far and wide
His signature move is the "Silent But Deadly"
And when he's through, the air is left quite unsteady
Chorus:
Wartin, the Gas Chamber King
His gigaton farts, they will make your ears ring
You better hold your breath when he's walking by
Or be prepared to suffer, and things may get quite dry
Verse 3:
But don't let his farts fool you, he's a gangster true
A ruthless criminal, with dreadlocks too
He'll take what he wants, and he'll do it with gas
And if you cross him, you'll be left in a deadly pass
Chorus:
Wartin, the Gas Chamber King
His gigaton farts, they will make your ears ring
You better hold your breath when he's walking by
Or be prepared to suffer, and things may get quite dry
Verse 4:
But with every fart he makes, he climbs the criminal ranks
His farts are the weapon, his smell, his strength
And if he's on your trail, you better pray he just passed
Or his gas will fill you up, and you'll be left aghast
Chorus:
Wartin, the Gas Chamber King
His gigaton farts, they will make your ears ring
You better hold your breath when he's walking by
Or be prepared to suffer, and things may get quite dry
Outro:
So if you're in his way, just stay clear
Or else his pinkeye will hit you, it's not sincere
Wartin's reign will go on, his farts the weapon he'll clutch
And if you ever hear him fart, you'll know it's his deadly touch.
THE FINUL THE FINUL THE FINUL RAP
Verse 1:
Wartin's the man with the toxic gas
He brings it down hard and it hits with a blast
No time to move, his stench is pervasive
It infiltrates your nose and leaves you feeling lacerative
Chorus:
Wartin the fart king, he'll make you cry
His gas is so potent, you'll wonder why
He carries the smell of sin, with every blast
You'll need a tough resolve to stop him coming fast
Verse 2:
If you're behind him, you're in for a real surprise
His cropduster technique will make you realize
That standing too close to Wartin is a mistake
His gas is so strong it'll give you pink eye, for heaven's sake!
Chorus:
Wartin the fart king, he'll make you cry
His gas is so potent, you'll wonder why
He carries the smell of sin, with every blast
You'll need a tough resolve to stop him coming fast
Verse 3:
But don't forget, this man's a real gangster
He's tough as nails, and his crew's even clankier
He brings the pain, and he's always in control
His gas is his weapon, it'll leave you in a deadly hole
Chorus:
Wartin the fart king, he'll make you cry
His gas is so potent, you'll wonder why
He carries the smell of sin, with every blast
You'll need a tough resolve to stop him coming fast
Verse 4:
He'll walk the streets with pride, his reputation will precede
The warning signs are clear, beware of his deadly feed
You'd better hope he's in a good mood
'Cause if he's not, his gas will leave you completely subdued
Chorus:
Wartin the fart king, he'll make you cry
His gas is so potent, you'll wonder why
He carries the smell of sin, with every blast
You'll need a tough resolve to stop him coming fast
Outro:
Wartin's not a joke, he's a force to be reckoned with
Crossing him will be a mistake, and will lead to an early exit
So if you see him coming, just move along
Don't get caught up in his gas, it'll leave you feeling wrong!
MARTIN VS WARTIN
verse 1:
In a world of superheroes and villains,
There was a battle that left many chillin'.
Superior Martin and Omegafart Wartin,
Their clash echoing in each Gotham street-carlin.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Verse 2:
Superior Martin, with powers of strength,
Used his might to defend the weak at length.
His fists would meet Wartin's poison gas,
Their exchange an epic fight that did amass.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Verse 3:
Omegafart Wartin, an evil to defeat,
With his farts as his only weapon at his feet.
He sought to conquer and rule the city,
But Superior Martin stood strong and gritty.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Verse 4:
At last, the battle came to an end,
Superior Martin's power did mend.
Though Omegafart Wartin put up a good fight,
He was vanquished into the darkness of the night.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Outro:
So when next you hear of these two foes,
Remember the story that echoes and flows.
Superior Martin, the hero who won,
Against Omegafart Wartin's cancerous toxic bomb.
WARTIN DA GANGSTAUh, yo, check it out
Got a gangster out there named Wartin
At level 50, he's straight up startin'
But it's not his guns or his slick maneuvers
It's the way he farts that'll make you a believer
Wartin's got a power, it's one of a kind
Cause when he lets loose, it'll blow your mind
His farts are like thunder, you can hear them for miles
And when he's feeling spicy, they'll come out in styles
He can fart like a trumpet, or a tuba or a flute
It's like an orchestra in his rectal chute
He's the master of methane, the king of the gas
And if you challenge his throne, you won't last
Level 50 gangster? Yeah, that's just a smokescreen
It's his farts that make him the meanest machine
He can clear out a room with just a single blast
And leave all his enemies in a stinky gas
So don't mess with Wartin, or you'll face his roar
His farts are deadly, that's for sure
He may be a gangster, but his real power lies
In the fumes that come out of his behinds
Uh, yeah, that's Wartin, gangster supreme
But don't forget his farting machine
He's the kind of dude you don't wanna mess with
Unless you want to smell like his butt stench
verse 1:
In a world of superheroes and villains,
There was a battle that left many chillin'.
Superior Martin and Omegafart Wartin,
Their clash echoing in each Gotham street-carlin.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Verse 2:
Superior Martin, with powers of strength,
Used his might to defend the weak at length.
His fists would meet Wartin's poison gas,
Their exchange an epic fight that did amass.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Verse 3:
Omegafart Wartin, an evil to defeat,
With his farts as his only weapon at his feet.
He sought to conquer and rule the city,
But Superior Martin stood strong and gritty.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Verse 4:
At last, the battle came to an end,
Superior Martin's power did mend.
Though Omegafart Wartin put up a good fight,
He was vanquished into the darkness of the night.
Chorus:
Superior Martin, a hero of the highest rank,
He fought valiantly against Omegafart Wartin's stank.
Omegafart's farts, cancerous and gigaton,
Caused devastation wherev'er he set foot upon.
Outro:
So when next you hear of these two foes,
Remember the story that echoes and flows.
Superior Martin, the hero who won,
Against Omegafart Wartin's cancerous toxic bomb.
Verse 1: Martin stepped up, with a look of concern Omegafart Wartin, had the city to burn With his flatulence, he wreaked havoc on the streets Martin knew he had to stop him, before things went completely bleak
Chorus: Martin, the hero with a plan so bold Omegafart Wartin, with his stinky fold The battle was on, the city at stake Martin knew one thing, he couldn't make a mistake
Verse 2: Omegafart Wartin, tried to strike again But Martin was ready, with a flow so insane He hit back, with the rhythm of the beat Omegafart Wartin, knew he was in for a feat
Chorus: Martin, the hero with a plan so bold Omegafart Wartin, with his stinky fold The battle was on, the city at stake Martin knew one thing, he couldn't make a mistake
Verse 3: Martin's raps hit hard, like a punch to the gut Omegafart Wartin, knew he was stuck in a rut He tried to run, but Martin wasn't done He chased after him, with a flow so fun
Chorus: Martin, the hero with a plan so bold Omegafart Wartin, with his stinky fold The battle was on, the city at stake Martin knew one thing, he couldn't make a mistake
Verse 4: In the end, Martin had won the day Omegafart Wartin, was down on the ground in dismay The city was saved, from his stinky wrath Martin knew he had to celebrate, with a victory rap
Chorus: Martin, the hero with a plan so bold Omegafart Wartin, with his stinky fold The battle was on, the city at stake Martin knew one thing, he couldn't make a mistake
Verse 5: So let's celebrate, with rhymes so tight Martin's the hero, who won the fight Omegafart Wartin, he's gone for good Martin saved the city, like a true hero should
Chorus: Martin, the hero with a plan so bold Omegafart Wartin, with his stinky fold The battle was on, the city at stake Martin knew one thing, he. (it cut off here)
Verse 1:
Y'all wanna hear a story ‘bout OmegaFart Wartin?
A dude who made a stench so rank, it messed up his garden
It started with a little toot, but it wasn't kinda cute
Got worse as the minutes passed, now the air's polluted
Verse 2:
The house plant didn't see it coming, thought it was chillin'
But Omega's funky vibes made it start wilting
Now the whole place smells like a chemical dump
Can't breathe without your nose feeling like it's getting punched
Chorus: OmegaFart Wartin, what you been feeding?
Your gas is toxic, got us all retreating
The plants are sick, they're about to die
Can't stick around, gotta say bye
Verse 3: I ain't tryna hate on Omega, dude's a good guy
But when he cracks one open, we gotta say bye-bye
Step up your diet, eat some veggies and fruits
Get some fresh air, it's time to reboot
Verse 4: The house is smelling better now, thanks Omega for listening
The plants are recovering, we're all breathing differently
Lesson learned, we gotta watch what we eat and fart
Or we might mess up our health, it's time to do our part
Chorus: OmegaFart Wartin, what you been feeding?
Your gas is toxic, got us all retreating
The plants are sick, they're about to die
Can't stick around, gotta say bye.
Goofy AI rap
(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell
'Bout three gangsters who rose and fell
Fartin Wartin, always making a blast
With rhymes so slick, that'd leave you aghast
Todd The Boichi, a smooth operator
Guns blazing, never been a hesitator
(Pre-Chorus)
They reached fame, Level 50 overnight
Takin' over the game, causing quite a fight
With swagger and style, they ruled the streets
Shakin' up the city, no one could compete
(Chorus)
Fameous Level 50 Gangsters, skills unmatched
Fartin Wartin and Todd, ain't no act
They got the whole town buzzin', heads turnin'
Living legends among the tables still turnin'
(Verse 2)
Fartin Wartin had a talent, he could rip a fart
Clear the room and leave 'em gasping, playing his part
Todd The Boichi, a master of disguise
Pullin' off heists, got 'em all hypnotized
(Pre-Chorus)
They lived a life that most only dreamed
But with fame comes danger, or so it seemed
Enemies lurked in every corner of the city
Tryna take 'em down, but they stayed gritty
(Chorus)
Fameous Level 50 Gangsters, skills unmatched
Fartin Wartin and Todd, ain't no act
They got the whole town buzzin', heads turnin'
Living legends among the tables still turnin'
(Bridge)
But power can be fleeting, even for the best
Betrayal comes fast, a bullet piercing their chests
Fartin Wartin and Todd, their reign was done
Fallen heroes, but their legacy's just begun
(Chorus)
Fameous Level 50 Gangsters, skills unmatched
Fartin Wartin and Todd, ain't no act
They got the whole town buzzin', heads turnin'
Living legends among the tables still turnin'
(Outro)
So raise your glass, let's toast to their name
The Fameous Level 50 Gangsters, forever in fame
Fartin Wartin and Todd, their story goes on
In the annals of history, their legend spawns