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Martin kart 69 race. by andreew attus
Martin kart 69 race. by andreew attus
On dey ALxe and I were playing martin kart 69 on the shintendo 69
Alxe was playing as Wartin and I was playing as Todd.
I was playing on wartin stadum and Wartin hit me with redd sheel
Todd da boich get hitt with da redd sheel. He not quick enough Wartin pased himm,.
Wartin nice and quick and todd da boich get lef be hind,
Todd needto pas WArtIn so he rip a stinky one.
The fard propeleded himm in wartins general dirrectoin. He hit wartin with da smell of da fard and wartin exlxaimmed;
Ohh Shoite
Wartins breathing was mesed uup as da fard was so smely it was smeled lik deth.
Todd da boich took da lead butt wartins tesicle torshin I3 engine was so mesed up dat it coud nout finnish da race butt todd da boich coud and he won da martin kart 69 race.
Baysed own a tru stoiry
Also, wash ya bumbum
Wartin and todd da boich: race 2
Wartin and todd were racing on shebet laund. Todd da boich fel in da water and freze.
Meenwile, Wartin martin and lugy pased himm. Tood new that he was skrewed.
He needto sped upp quickly he pas some generic pepole. He get stoned on da mushroms and he go fasst.
Choo choo todd da boich coming through
He pas lugy,
But wartin an martin still ahead. todd rip arse so he go faster.
He be propeleded passt martin and martin pass out from the stench.
Then, things took a turn for the worse. Jeremy Clarkson came and started fat shaming the Americans and making fun of cyclists.
Todd pased wartin just as the race finnish and wartin pas out from da stenchy bum air.
Todd emerge victorus and he celebrate with some beer and champaen.
Race 3 of Wartin fartin and todd da boich
Onc upoon a tim wartin and todd da boich were racing aghen. Wartin had pased todd da boich butt itwas da secund lappe and todd da boich stil had tim to make uup for losst ground. Tod da boich needto catch up so he rip a stinky and it propeleded himm towards martin
Dey see me rollin dey hatin patrollin tryna catch me ridin dirty
Tryna catch me ridin dirty tryna catch me ridin dirty
And then todd da boich pased martin butt he stil had to catch uup too wartin butt he too qwick and todd da boich unable to catch uup he was raced so hard that his engine blow a hed gasket and he need to stoppe for repares. He repared he engine and he back in the race he catch uup wartin now. Wartin smel his fard and he start geting gased by da fard. His lungs coud not take the fard and he pas out on the ground. Todd da boich pas him and todd start to smel da taco bel fard. He nearly pas out from his own fard but he dont cuz he is immune to fards.
He win da race and he get drunk of da budweiser.
WArtIn aN ToDd DA boiCh; LasT RAcE
Lets get rrready to rrrrrrumble!!!
Da man in who be commenting the race he sed.
Todd an wartin were off to da race they were going fass an was got hitt by a bus. Todd get run over but wartin is was stil raceing. Todd neeto find a way to catch upp but he stil hurt from when da bus run himm over,
Wartin keep going cuz he gonna win da race and he not get hit by a bus
It tim for todd da boich to crack a smelly.
Todd da boich get propoleded by the smelly wisp of air that escap from his bum.
He hit a naner tho an he spin out
Wartin amost corss da line but he hit a naner to. Todd da boich he hav qwik axeleration an he qwiker than wartin who not have qwik axeleration
Todd da boich win da race once agan.
SCOREBORED:\
Race 1
Todd 1 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 74326 fard
Wartin .231 fard
Race 2
Todd 2 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 87632419899 fard
Wartin .000107 fard
Race 3
Todd 3 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 897230983740198237401987301984709183274091874301982734091872340981723094187284756483274680302938473012983740198237465376247154152387465325759870968 fard
Wartin 389.012 fard
Race 4
Todd 4 point
Wartin 0 point
Todd 4567876293o98456704897410985374246324265351642540650271763875926501098813748502304582349735268364946238327473504824034893039238920090938733456687658347027481767304971029384709376357615243987236547823649817659780911001939386451612871298398674387589094099.00348 fard
Wartin .02136 fard
Todd Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Da aventuers of Monsieur Propre
Un jour, monsieur propre se promenait dans la rue et il a vu un sol sale. "Ce sol ressemble à un trou du cul non lavé !" il s'est excalmé. il ramasse sa gomme magique et commence à essuyer le sol. il ne faudra pas longtemps avant que le plancher ait l'air propre maintenant et il sait que le travail est bien terminé. il continue à marcher dans la rue.
onceuponatimetherewasapersonnamedandrew.hewasanidiotandheneverusedthespacebarwhentypingingoogledocs.hewasastupiddingusandhealwaysfailedhiselapapersbecausetheteacherdidnotlikethefactthathedidnotusethespacebarandevenifhispaperwasextremelyaccurateandhadgoodinformationfromreliablesources,theteacherwouldtakeoffpointsforeverymissingspaceandhewouldendupfailing.everyonehatedhimbecausehewouldneverusethespacebarsohiswritingwouldsoundlike”blahblahblahblahblahblahimanidiotimanidiotimanidiot”thenonedayhefinnalyusedthespacebar. “I Am An Idiot”
SUPERIOR MARTIN VS OMEGAFART WARTIN
On dey suprior martin was waking down da street an he saw a farty mann hoo was much taler and fater than he was. He farted in some poor ol mann’s fac e an da ol man died.
This be fun!!!!!!
Da farty mann sed. Frum now on I shal be called ‘OMEGAFART WARTIN’
He then began too teroroirze da city.
He farded, an some people died.
He faded agan an some mor people died.
Suprior martin had to stop him, butt wartin farded on him to.
Now martin has a bad case of da Gassy fart touch
Martin had to fin away to stop him, so he slip a laxitive pill in to wartins food,.
NEXT TIEM WArTin Be FARtIn HE bE GoNNa poO His PAnTs!!!1!
An it work. When wartin started to fart he feel a butt nugget pops out.
Martin saved da city and wartin have poopoo panties.
I FARDED AN POOP MAH PANT
Exlxaimmed wartin. Now he know not too mes with martin and da city.,
HIs farding carrer wass now over. An da city was saved frum his bum juices an broccoli fards.
Todd da boich Doesn’t do his taxes
On dey todd da boich was siting at his kitchen tabl.
He be doing his taxes. His tax return almos bee due.
i DEspIsE Da iRs
He dicide to do some more later, so he plop his fat ass down on da cowch and watch teleevisiun.
Da next morning he decide
I neeDtO dO me TaXXes Before DA IRs BReaKs DOwN Da DorR an StArt slapping me bottom.
But todd da boich aint no good at maeth.
1+1 iS thr33
Todd da boich tink it be to hard to fil out da taxxes. He decide dat he shoud commit tax evasion
He evade his taxxes
…
…
…
FBI OPEN UP
Right about now todd know he is skrewed.
ONO DEY GONNA SLAP ME BOOTY
WE NOT GONNA SLAP YOU BOOTY
O YES YOU GONNA SLAP ME BOOTY
NO WE NOT GONNA SLAP YOU BOOTY
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
YES YOU GONNA
NO WE NOT GONNA
DO NOT SLAP ME BOOTY
*slap*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now he know not to evade his taxes.
TODD DA BOICH GOES TO THE DENTIST
On dey Todd Da BOich get toof ake. He not brush he teef in 7 yeers.
Ono me teef, dem teef hurt!! He goto da dentiste. He wate in line for da dentiste and he brong he toofbush for dem to inspekt. “Todd” Dem dentistes call. Todd da boich he come to da dentiste.
Leets have look un yur teef. ‘’ OK” todd da boich he sez. Have look un me teef.
OnO YoO hAve TeEF CavItY
“Dont hort me teef’’ todd sed. ‘“Wee nedto hort yur teef bescause dey all broken and be dizgoosting.
Yukk yoo breth smell lik egg. Wee nedto get dem teef out and giv yoo dentures.
GiMMe DeM plIerS nOW
Da dentiste stard to pul out sum teef.
Hailp Meh Sed todd da boich. Da dentiste he pul out a teef.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME TOOOOOFFf
Dont worry, cuz there are only 17 more to go.
OOOOO HHHHAAAIIILLL NAAAWW
Butt first before wee pul dem out wee nedto fil in da cavities. Which meens wee nedto dril big hole to put in da philling.
*WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ME TOOF
We need to inject da fluid. To make it have no hole s.
Proces repeets 17 tims
Time for da ladst toof. NONONONonoONNONONnonONnon
nOnNONOnonnononoNONNO Todd dab oich he sed.
HE only hav on teef left.
Dey pul it out. A bababab affallgggaa gaagg me peef!
NOw can we upsel yoo to premum dentures?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The adventures of captain bumwee:
Captain bumwee and his pirate crew were planning to do some important pirate work.
1st matey dingus asked, "what kind of pirates are we? are we maritime pirates, air pirates, or internet pirates, like me?"
"We are maritime pirates, duh! we are planning to rob a ship, not an aircraft, not a romsite. YOU MUST NOW WALK THE PLANK FOR YOUR IGNORANCE"
1st matey dingus walked the plank and was eaten by sharks. "YEEEE" said another pirate. he was eaten too.
Captain bumwee and his now slightly smaller crew set off to find the ship in question. they found it. it was large and it was stuffed to the brim with crude oil, now at nearly $89 per drum. they stole some, and then they drank it. The end (of all of them)
MARTIN SHAupING by: mattatoing hollingurg
Once opon a ptim martin was feeling a bit smelly becuz he had no sos on hiz mushum spagooty. So he weant to da sotre to git sum spagooty sos ,miluk and chikin for deener. Buut as he was martin karting tu da stor he was dustid by nun udder dan TODD DA BOICH. Martin triid to waft the fard bak to todd but he cuddent git passd out cuz he immun to da fards. Den martin got berr7y angry and said MAMAMAMAMAMAMMEEMEMEMEMEEIAIAISINWAAAAHAGAHAGAGAH
Den todd pass out becuz the desubulz of noize gave him a hernia and den he movd out of the way so he cuddinyt gheer it. Den martin got to parkin lot but da parkin spots wer filld with motosicles so he had to cruss wurd puzzle da dictionary of bad wurds and phrases to summun a demun who movd the moterbiks. But den when he entered da stor it was filld with too many peepul because 5 karens at eech of da chek ouut gats where retaating da “custuhmer is alwayz rriht” thing whith martin thinks waz inventid my a customer. Den he found wartin himslef in da unyun ile, and when wartin saa marting he sed Ha ha u wont beet me DIS tim MARTIN
Den wartin released a omega fard lawnching martin in da aiuh causing him to hit da 14 mter high ceiling and fall to da ground.
EAT BUMWEE MARTIN HAHHAHQHAH
BUTT Den martin did nut eet bumwee den wartin was thanos snabbed ouut uv eggzistantse. But den martin reelizzled dat nikkacado avacado waz in front of him blokiung da only path to da prozzezt fud section so he went tu da omega fat guy amd snet hiim to didney wirl to wrid scootert and do fat guy stuff. Den once martin gout hiz fulling, he quiklee went to da chek out when he notissd dat da karens wer sliil dere in dat same spoot. Den he made a sign pointing away saying “FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE WITH 33.985342786t70326 GRAMS OF WHIPPED CREAM AND 12 AND A HALF CHOCOLATE CHIPS JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT CAUSE I CANNUT RITE NO MORE” and the idit karenz and deir collektiv hivve mindz startid turnin own and day ran az dfasst as day cud in dat direction den martin checked oun and whent home, and had tostid chikin breats and meetball sub with miluk for dinner ZEE END
Wartin goes to fancy restaurant
BY: MEEeEeeeE
One dae wartin decid to go to a fansee restront becuz he got tirud uv mickee D’s. but there wuz one probum, wartin wuz nut fansee. But wartin deeed nut care so he wint do dat restrunt aneewayz. But den when he enturd he relize that he nut have dem resersvation becuz he dont’t knoaw about dat fansee garbag in a bag. So he sit outsid for 2 hour until da waiter fellelt bad and moove him up da reservation line, (skrewing ooup the president’s dinner planz) ans gve him a seet. Den he look at dem menuooz and reelizle,
AAAGGJG, i donut underStund dis fansee sHoiT
Den wartin saw dat gloreeus item on da menuoo,
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HAMBORGER
He jum up wit da giga fard happeeniss and prized da restrund for havin da extuh garlic, super cheezee, fat man speshul hamboogehr. But den when he dun eetin twelv billiun of dose buorgord, he see dat price and go
I NUT PAYIN FOR DAT PRISE, EAT FARD DUMBYLUMBYS
Den he releez da omega fard that iz so powuhful, dat it cud keell todd da boich with da fall damige.
ZEE END
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