Welcome to the Crest reviews! These are reviews of non-student body pieces done by members of the Crest board.
The Maiden (Die Jungfrau)
A review by Chelsea J. Melodia
3.5/5 Cresties
The Maiden (or Die Jungfrau, painted in 1913) by Gustav Klimt (most famous for his paintings Judith I, finished in 1901, and The Kiss, finished in 1908) is an oil painting on canvas that is on display in The National Gallery Prague in the Czech Republic. The Maiden was one of Klimt’s last paintings before his death in 1918 after complications from a stroke he suffered earlier that year.
Born in 1862 in the Austrian Empire (modern day Austria), Klimt became an influential face of the The Vienna Secession (the Viennese variation of the Art Nouveau movement). Klimt has an incredibly recognizable style — one full of vivid color, fervent emotion, warped figures of the female form (often associated with themes of eroticism), and intricate patterns — stemming from his help in the creation of The Vienna Succession. The Maiden displays profound symbolism surrounding the cycles of a woman’s life — specifically themes of fertility and transformation. The subjects of this painting are 6 women huddled closely together, often assumed by galley-goers and art critics to be the stages in a woman’s life. The contrast between the gloomy browns of the background and the lucid colors and shapes of the women are not only true to Klimt’s personal style, but also true to the message this painting is conveying. The innocence of the women is shown is the gentle fluidity of their bodies and the intimacy in which they hold each other. Gustav Klimt, though incredibly controversial (as much of his work is overtly sexual in nature) while he was alive, is now one of the most treasured artists of the Art Nouveau movement.
The Long Walk, directed by Francis Lawrence
A review by Lucia Cabana-Blanco
4/5 Cresties
The Long Walk (2025) is a movie adaptation of Stephan King’s 1979 novel of the same name. It pretty much delivers on the raw horror you expect from its premise. It follows fifty (in the movie) teenage walkers forced into a brutal competition where they must keep walking at a minimum pace of 3 mph or die. There’s some serious graphic violence. The contestants who fall behind are shot and the film doesn’t shy away from showing it. Bodies, blood, and death are fairly unfiltered.
Compared with the book, the novel relies more on internal thoughts, fear, psychological tension, and the horror of what the walk represents. The movie transforms that internal dread into physical horror. You see the actual violence rather than just imagine it.
Where the film does this well is by making you care about the characters: you meet them, learn a little about who they are, and once they start dying it hits. Still, the movie sometimes feels more brutal than necessary. At least to me, some scenes are so graphic they feel more like horror than a dystopian drama. Overall the pros of this movie definitely outweigh the cons, and I would recommend giving it a watch!
On November 10th, Charli xcx released "House featuring John Cale", the first song on, and the first single released for, her new album "Wuthering Heights" created for the film of the same name currently being produced, written, and directed by Emerald Fennell. The album will be released on the same day as the movie, February 13 2026. Accompanying the release of the song was the release of a music video for it also featuring xcx and Cale.
This song is a stark departure from Charli xcx's most recent album, Brat, which incorporated dance-pop, electropop, and some hyperpop elements. Unlike that, "House" is described as gothic or industrial rock. Xcx herself, riffing off a comment by her collaborator John Cale, described the song, and the album as a whole, as "elegant and brutal". When I first listened to this song, I don't think I was quite prepared. It's one of those songs that starts out quiet and gets louder and I would argue it is the quintessence of this type of song. The first half of the song is a strange and off-putting (in a good way) monologue by Welsh musician John Cale and it, as well as the rest of the song, incorporates the "noisy and distorted" sound that Cale is known for. As the music ramps up, notes spring out, surprising the listener, even making them jump a bit. Charli comes in, repeating the lines "I think I'm gonna die in this house" The song's horror-esque qualities draw you into the world being created by xcx and make you feel the fear embodied in the song personally. While others may not agree, for me this song is a spiritual, powerful, and stirring experience. So far I have only listened to the song 3 times, which might seem like an awfully small amount for writing a review on it but I don't want to overplay it for fear of wearing out the all consuming experience that listening to the song creates. All and all, I love this new era from Charli and I can't wait to listen to the whole album.
House - by Charli xcx and John Cale
A review by Ben Levine
5/5 Cresties
Pop: A Shop Opera by Jack Stauber
A review by Alice Trudell
4/5 Cresties
Pop: A Shop Opera is both an album and a 12 minute, 44 second music video, or perhaps musical short film, aired on the Adult Swim channel in 2020 and created by musician and stop motion animator, Jack Stauber. It consists of 7 songs, each under a minute, titled: Shop, Milk, Bread, Paper Towels, Oatmeal, Coffee, Cheese, and Finale. Each segment explores anxieties the main character has as he journeys for groceries. Coming to terms with death, vanity, misfortune, efficiency, addiction, and choice, in that order, by the end of the video.
What makes the short worthy of the weirdness of Adult Swim, and my attention, is not the music, but the visuals. The uncomfortably sensual claymation, 3D models, and strained animated close ups, all make the feelings evinced more raw, even truthful, explaining common fears that might befall someone as they struggle with living life to the fullest.
The story opens first with the song Shop, mostly just an introductory jingle. Then we see the speaker very intensely deliberating over the choice of sampling strawberry or vanilla yogurt. He leaves to think it over some more while he shops, beginning with milk. An old woman in a wheelchair and hooked up to a breathing machine asks him to retrieve “pecan” for her. He first grabs pecan cookies, to which she retorts: “no, pecan!” He then tells her she should try them sometime, and she says she will another time. There is then an extreme closeup on her face, and she disappears when the main character turns back around. The closeup serving to highlight her proximity to death with characteristics of old age: excessive face wrinkling, a large, differently colored nose and eyelids, and the exaggerated inflating and deflating of her body. Her vanishing to symbolize how sudden death is. The main character then finds the milk to be expired, and the song Milk proceeds with imagery of milk cartons and utters, but also houses, everyday objects, and photos of the milk going on excursions, stressing the fact that, despite its now non-existence, it lived like everyone does. But, in the end, it thought it had more time and was deprived the simple experience of something new.
The main character then moves on to pick up bread. Another man reaches past him to grab a haughty sounding loaf of Artisanal Multigrain 12 Grain Nut Vitamin Bread. The speaker asks him if it is “good sandwich bread,” to which the other man corrects “this is for my dog.” He then says he must get going to get to the Antique Walnut Auction downtown, and the main character ponders the word "artisanal” while launching into song. The song is about appearances, there are clay renderings of an artisanal wife, car, and friends, but ultimately the speaker decides he would rather be truly known than liked because wealth and novelty are not always guaranteed. The imagery while he sings is dreamlike and unreal, the faces of what he considers to be artisanal are mangled, and when it all leaves, he is literally, and figuratively, naked. By the end signifying that material possessions and other’s opinions really carry no substance when considering who someone is as a person.
After the main character picks up a store brand loaf of bread, he moves on to retrieve paper towels. There, a glass jar falls and shatters on the floor. A teenage employee of the store kneels to clean it up, and cuts himself. The main character asks him if he is okay, remarking that he is bleeding, and the employee replies: “yeah… Don’t worry, it's just mine.” The employee then begins a monologue about how the glass broke instantly, and will take an unequal amount of time to put back together. The main character begins to ask where the paper towels are, and the employee tells him aisle 8, but the more you use, “the bigger mess you make.” This begins the song Mess. The visuals within the song contain infinity symbols, splatters, and hands with uncomfortably long fingers. The resulting conclusion is that tragedy is uncontrollable and everpresent, but the speaker finds he is okay with that, reconciling that it can be very freeing when you let go of control.
The main character then decides on a product called Rago, a rag, ironically stating that “there’s no downside to mass-producing these.” Continuing on to look for oatmeal, he runs into a man who has planned his entire life out, and who loses a certain food for every moment more he stays to talk to the main character. When he leaves in a panic, the main character turns back to the oatmeal shelf and realizes it is so cheap, he could eat oatmeal for every meal the rest of his life. The visualization of the speaker sleeps in the oatmeal, goes to his “oatmeal job,” brushes his teeth with it, pervading every aspect of his life. But then, the unexpected, what does not fit into routine. He concludes that the ability to adapt is more comfortable without routine, and thus realizes how unfounded his anxieties in not having to choose are. So makes a compromise and chooses Oatmeal: Mystery Flavor.
Then, while shopping for coffee, he meets another storegoer. A woman who verbally corners him, rambling about how she can not live without coffee and the new flavors the store has. Halfway through her monologue, she falls asleep standing up and the main character has to lift her tumbler of coffee to her lips. All this, until she realizes she forgot to pick her son up from daycare. She then mumbles that she needs a refill and leaves, sparking the seventh song. Coffee is about coffee addiction, but also addiction at large. It features coffee cups with a human mouth, personifies the flavors the speaker drinks, and makes very deliberate connections between livelihood and coffee, with the shape of a cup beating like a heart within the main character's stomach. Finally, the main character decides that he would rather quit coffee than find out if it was an addiction later and picks up decaf coffee. This all highlights how, within addiction or even anything remotely close, it is usually better to abandon the vice all together than to determine if it was foggily bettering your quality of life.
The somewhat unserious last song themed around a food on the main character’s grocery list is Cheese. This time, no one talks to him, he only comes upon a shelf of cheese so tall you cannot see the top, and looks, mouth agape. He begins pushing a shopping cart through aisles labelled with the stages of grief, singing puns and feeling the emotions of whatever aisle he is in. The aisle is dark and as he ponders choice, asserting his belief that it would be impossible to choose a cheese. The song is about the despair that ensues when putting too much weight in your decisions, and the freedom that comes after realizing it will be okay. So, he reaches out and picks up a hunk of Dairy Free Maple Coconut Water Cheese, and remarks; “I could've picked something better than that.” This starts the last song, Finale.
Finale tells the viewer to trust themself, accept the shortness and inevitability of life, and chiefly, enjoy it. It sums up all the previously expressed anxieties of the main character, and even if its few sentences will not cure a lifetime of disorder, its words are true. The natural combination of intimacy and awkwardness in Jack Stauber’s visual artistry and how it approaches the themes present make the short film worthy of attention. I find that self expression is made too safe for consumption much of the time, and although Stauber’s work here still is, it also catches the viewer off guard sometimes. It is not the end all be all representation of how we live, it is not crude enough, not personal or global enough, but I do not come back to view it semiannually for that. It is simply a fun watch, set relatably and hilariously around one man’s extreme concern for everything, and the eccentric characters he meets.
BookTok
A review by Nora Greaney
2.5/5 Cresties
BookTok has become increasingly popular in the last few years, giving a huge boost to authors who gain popularity there. Writers who secure a fanbase on BookTok sell many more copies of their books than authors who don’t. While the forum popularizes some genuinely enjoyable books, it’s really a 50/50 split. Whether or not a book is ‘good’ is up to personal interpretation, but a few pieces that have become wildly popular are just as wildly unoriginal. Also, their grammar can be straight-up horrible.
Books like Fourth Wing, If He Had Been With Me, The Red Queen, and The Summer I Turned Pretty are examples from this subset that aren’t quite up to standard. While they may have their fun moments and allow for a simple, fast-paced escape from reality, their concepts tend to closely follow those of books published years before them. Their characters can be irksome, and even lack…character. For example, Mare from Red Queen was probably the most wishy-washy character whose head I ever had the misfortune to be inside. One second, she loved Maven, then Cal, then hated them both. She accepted death, decided to fight, wanted to remember and forget and so on and so forth. It’s either a very dramatic version of the duality of man (two characters in one!) or just plain bad writing. For example, on page 219, “Maybe it’s the darkness, or maybe it’s the dance. He seems like he did when I first met him; not a prince but a person.” But then, literally a few pages later, “As much as his [Cal’s] presence makes my skin crawl, I have to endure it.” (P.321). Jeez.
On the other hand, books like The Song of Achilles, Once Upon a Broken Heart, Inheritance Games, and A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder are shining examples of works that have an intriguing plot, are well written, and were difficult for me to put down. The banter in Inheritance Games is amazing, and in Song of Achilles, the poetic way Madeline Miller writes adds to the depth of the feelings of her characters. They are obviously not without these faults, but any issues in books like these aren’t enough to hinder the narrative or to send you back to reality.
So, long story short, take what people say with a grain of salt. Maybe go to a bookstore and read the first few pages of a book yourself. Look for books that aren’t just the featured, popular ones. Or go on Google and check the ratings of a book. Or, I suppose you could just read them all for the heck of it.
The painting Ophelia was always a strange and chilling painting to me, though the scene is beautiful, what the image depicts is very sad. Before even knowing the backstory of this painting I always thought it was strange, and the facial expression that the girl (Ophelia) makes is very somber and submissive looking, leading me to think that there was more to the seemingly bright painting.
After learning the story, the painting became even more chilling. Ophelia, the focus of the painting, lets herself drown after her lover murdered her father. This displays the beauty in sorrow and how even in beauty there is dark. She would have rather died than live with the anger and sadness. That is a heartbreaking truth. It reminds me to not give up, even if life is hard. I would think the painting represents the saying hauntingly beautiful, given the story is hidden in the piece. As someone who enjoys painting and art, the technique of painting transparency in the water is something I hope to eventually achieve. Old paintings like this should get more credit because artists used to spend more time creating details and stories within a solid image. This is a talent that people are losing to this day. It is literally a disappearing piece of art. Overall, this painting is very interesting and complex.
Ophelia-by John Everett Millais
A review by Maddie Langefeld
4/5 Cresties
Spy Kids, a movie by Robert Rodriguez
a review by Ruby Slocum
5/5 Cresties
Spy kids is a 2001 cult-classic-of-a-kids-action-movie that follows the lives of a brother and sister duo who discover their parents are world-renowned spies and must now muster up their own spy abilities in order to save their parents (and the world) from an evil scientist’s cruel inventions.
Written and directed by Robert Rodriguez, the general premise of the film focuses on how the creator of a children’s TV show called Floop’s Fooglies has been secretly capturing agents from the Organization of Super Spies, OSS, and mutating them into his TV creatures. Meanwhile, the genius behind the show, Mr. Minion, has been building a robot army of child clones who need “The Third Brain,” an AI supercomputer with all of OSS’s spy knowledge, in order to obtain full, world destroying abilities. Carmen and Juni’s parents, Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez, are sent on a mission to stop Floop and Mr. Minion but are unsuccessful until their children show up with their new spy skills and gadgets.
I can’t remember the first time I watched the original Spy Kids movie. To me, this 2001 epic piece of filmmaking is the perfect combination of absurdism and adventure. The set design and props is what really stands out to me every time I watch the movie; high-tech (for the time) trinkets and doo-dads stand out in every scene: the mom’s makeup-desk-turned-spy-computer, the instant McDonalds burger-maker in the safe house, the incredible hand-throne in the main room of Floop’s fortress. Every inch of every set is so expertly thought out and contributes immensely to the traits of characters and moods of the scenes.
And then, of course, there are the hauntingly clownish, almost gruesome Fooglies. These transformed spies are the brainchildren of Floop’s childlike imagination. Squashed heads, buckteeth, jester costumes, eerie smiles, and rainbow-colored skin, Fooglies are the stuff of fever dreams. And they speak backwards. Which makes the theme song to the fictional TV show even creepier since the spies in the Fooglie disguise are really yelling “Floop is a madman, help us, save us,” when to the general public it sounds like squeaky gibberish.
The message of this Spy Kids movie is essentially that of how when a family sticks together they can accomplish amazing things. At the beginning of the story, Carmen and Juni looked down on their parents and had their own issues with self-image. Ingrid and Gregorio believed they were too old to continue their careers as spies and that their kids were embarrassed of them. In the end, the family is brought closer together by saving one another from an evil scientist and protecting the world from an army of angry robot children. Even Floop turns out to have simply wanted a group of people he could call family.
The well-known painting “Girl With a Pearl Earring” is an oil on canvas, painted by seventeenth-century artist Johannes Vermeer.
When I was little, my grandmother told me that I reminded her of this painting. When she showed it to me, I remember being fascinated by it and begging her to wrap my hair up just like the girl’s yellow and blue turban.
“Girl With a Pearl Earring” is quite an ambiguous painting – there is no known subject for the painting, or even proof that there was a live subject used. The girl has an enigmatic expression, and it is unclear where her gaze is directed.
The highlight on the girl’s lip and pearl earring is a really sophisticated use of light, and I think that the pale sheen that Vermeer washes on the girl’s face makes her look slightly ghostly.
This is a piece of art that has really stuck with me, and I think that Vermeer’s use of light in this painting is a great example for other aspiring artists.
Girl With a Pearl Earring
A review by Lucy Wojtowicz
4/5 Cresties
Cynical Reviews
A review by Sal Pakulski
1/5 Cresties
The world of reviews and ratings is filled with infinite perspectives on what is the “right” way to review something; my perspective being one of them. I personally really admire those who have very strong opinions on their media of choice. These strong opinions are what gets conversations rolling, and conversations lead to more art!
My issue, however, lies in the fact that so many people rate and review things based on some arbitrary criteria of what can be considered “good”, and not simply how much they enjoyed the media. The truth (or my truth at least) is, everything that can be perceived as artistically “good” or “bad” is in the eye of the beholder. Because of this, there is no real list of the things that make art good or bad. So in my opinion, it is very close minded to say things like “I love this art, but it’s objectively not good.” Because what does that even mean? If you break that sentence down, it is implying that there is some sort of art god that demands a set of rules that everyone must follow if they want their art to be considered good.
Additionally, my underlying issue with this idea is the fact that many of the artistic standards that we use to “measure” art are extremely Eurocentric. There are so many cultures and ways of expressing within these cultures, why is one way considered the only correct way? All this being said, there is nothing wrong with rating something poorly based on a common understanding of what’s good, as long as it aligns with your enjoyment. But like I stated at the beginning, all of this is just my opinion - my perspective. These thoughts are not to say that other perspectives are wrong. That would be incredibly hypocritical given the entire contents of this review. I just encourage whoever may read this to view the media they consume with a curious eye, rather than an accusatory one.
The Unequal Marriage - Vasili Pukirev (1862 - Tretyakov Gallery, Russia)
By Leena Nagaraj
4/5 Cresties
This painting is set in a Russian Church and shows an old man marrying a young woman. The bride looks pale and her eyes are red and cast downward. The flowers in her hair and dress are not yet blossomed. Her wrist is limp and she holds the candle, not caring if it falls. Her hand is raised with reluctance and her posture is slouched slightly. In contrast, the candle and the groom stand proud and upright. He watches his young bride closely. Two elderly women look at him with an air of disapproval. The painter also included himself in painting. His arms are crossed as he looks at the groom with disgust. No one in this claustrophobia-inducing church is pleased about this wedding. Apparently, after being exhibited, the painting had such a large effect that elderly men refused to marry young women. It is rumored to reflect a real experience lived by the painter or by one of his friends.
This is How you Lose the Time War
a review by Liora Ginsberg
5/5 Cresties
This is How You Lose the Time War is a science fiction novel written by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone. The cover is deceivingly simple–it has a bluejay and a red woodpecker. The name itself gives so much information–practically laying the main plot out for the reader to see–yet, when picking the book up, it’s more intriguing than anything. It follows two characters, Red and Blue, as they fight on opposite ends of a war that goes beyond time and the multiverse. As they continuously meet in their pasts, presents, and futures, they act as foils to each other, their lives constantly intertwined.
Most chapters of This is How You Lose the Time War switch the point of view back and forth between Red and Blue. The Time War is between the Agency and the Garden. The Agency is an industrial and futuristic hive-mind, where humans have merged with machines. The Garden is a single consciousness embedded in all plants and organic matter.
The main parts of the story are told in letters exchanged between Red and Blue. At first, the letters are antagonistic but curious about the other side of the Time War. Over time, both in the past and future, the letters became more and more personal–and more dangerous if their superiors were to find out.
The writing can be confusing, and there's parts at the beginning that make zero sense until the end, but I love the way it’s written. It gives just enough information to make the reader curious about what the Time War is, what Red and Blue are, and how all the time travel happens. I’m a bit biased as I love the way it uses letters as both a way to see into the characters mind and as a way to progress the plot, but I truly do think it’s worth a read. The ending made perfect sense to me, and looking back there was a lot of foreshadowing that I now appreciate.
The world building is also beautiful, the author creating a whole new universe and observing the different ways history could have changed, yet also connecting it to Earth’s own history.
I really enjoyed reading this book, so I’d give This is How You Lose the Time War 5 Cresties for its storytelling abilities and unique structure.
Buzz Cafe Chairs
a review by Eva Kantz
5/5 Cresties
It is always sad when a business you love falls to the throes of capital. When my favorite cafe near my house, Buzz Cafe, got bought out by Kribi Coffee, I was pretty depressed. They painted the walls white, got rid of all the quirky art on the walls, and worst of all, replaced their old chairs.
It is always sad when a business you love falls to the throes of capital. When my favorite cafe near my house, Buzz Cafe, got bought out by Kribi Coffee, I was pretty depressed. They painted the walls white, got rid of all the quirky art on the walls, and worst of all, replaced their old chairs. Buzz Cafe’s old chairs are masterpieces, painted with every color of the rainbow. Crest has come into possession of two of them, through some bartering from me and a friend on the day that Kribi Coffee decided that their venture buying out local coffee shops was a failure, and closed Buzz up for good. It turned out they kept their pre-Kribi chairs, down in their dingy basement. We had slim pickings, and didn't want to overstep, so we took two.
These two chairs now sit in the Crest room, taken from their home, given a new life. I’ve given them names, but who knows what they were originally called, who originally made them, or anything about them except for the colors splattered on wood.
The first chair, “Annette”, has the most context attached. On the slats reads the name, Annette, and below a date, 10-21-17, when Buzz wasn't under Kribi rule. This chair is my favorite of the two, simply because of its colors. It's a jumble of hearts and spirals and splatters and shapes in red and blue and white and green, and has so much excitement going on. This chair is a beautiful relic.
The second chair doesn't have any name on it, but my unofficial name for her is Starry. It's not hard to see why. Looking at this chair reminds me of looking up at the night sky in the countryside, having my entire field of view corrupted by stars. This chair is blue, and splattered with white paint, resembling stars. I love how the blue paint faded into different hues and the worn in, loved feel. There is also a blue box-type thing in the corner, of which I can't really identify. This chair has less going on, but asks more questions.
I don't think I'll ever forget Buzz Café, but if I do, at least I have these two chairs in my club room reminding me of the unexplained creativity it brought into my life. I give these chairs 5 cresties!
Scrolling through the Netflix catalogue on my couch, the glowing square of Edward Scissorhands caught my eye. With its almost monotone cover, disrupted by a single yellow butterfly, I figured that it would be as good as any other artistic Tim Burton movie made in the 20th century.
Scrolling through the Netflix catalogue on my couch, the glowing square of Edward Scissorhands caught my eye. With its almost monotone cover, disrupted by a single yellow butterfly, I figured that it would be as good as any other artistic Tim Burton movie made in the 20th century.
This was a great choice on my part, since it was a moderately enjoyable movie to watch. Emphasis on just watching it: the plot was fairly shallow and predictable, and I didn’t really feel that there was a larger message at work (at least beyond the “social conformity = bad, individualism = good” that’s usually in Tim Burton films).
However, the cover really reflects the aesthetic of the film itself, which was by far the main reason I enjoyed the movie. The contrast between the grunginess of Johnny Depp’s titular character and the repetitive pastels of suburbia creates a juxtaposed feast for the eyes. I especially enjoyed the sight of the dark and scraggly gothic mansion amidst a brightly colored culdesac of vintage ranch-style houses; it really brought through the fish-out-of-water theme, and much as I lament about the predictability of it, I thought that it was expertly visually communicated.
Overall, though there wasn’t much in the way of a complex and overtly nuanced plot, the visuals shone through and helped the film to be much more enjoyable than it probably would have been, if not for the visuals.
4 Cresties for Edward Scissorhands!!
Edward Scissorhands, a movie directed by Tim Burton
a review by Callista Melis
4/5 Cresties
I had the pleasure of watching Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein over the break and it was nothing short of spectacular. From the costume designs, to the acting, to the new spin on a Frankenstein retelling, I was hooked for all 2 hours and 29 minutes.
Every single outfit Mia Goth wore absolutely blew me away, and I still can’t decide if her blue dress with the feather headpiece, her red dress with the extravagant veil (when she was Victor’s mother), or the breathtaking wedding gown was my favorite costume of the movie. I also loved the use of the color red to show how Victor’s priorities were shifting. Red is the color that Victor’s mother wore exclusively in the movie. After she dies in childbirth, Victor dedicates his life to end death. In the beginning of his journey, Victor wears a red scarf as a symbol of his mother, and the reason for his studies. As the movie progresses, he loses the red scarf and we can clearly see how he loses touch with reality and connection to his mother. The Creature, played by Jacob Elordi, is almost relatable in his search for genuine connection, someone to stay with you for eternity. I loved his performance and how the stages of his development as the Creature helped me to connect with him on a deeper level. I highly recommend this movie to anyone who enjoys marvelous costume and set design, gothic horror, tragic romance, and Mia Goth.
5/5 Cresties!
Frankenstein, directed by Guillermo Del Toro
a review by Sofia Doyle
5/5 Cresties
Mother Night, a novel by Kurt Vonnegut
a review by Nora Isenberg
5/5 Cresties
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” This is the last sentence in the first paragraph of Mother Night, and it has stuck with me ever since I first read it. It is the theme, and it continues to be expanded upon throughout the novel’s two hundred and sixty eight pages.
Mother Night is the fictional memoir of Howard W. Campbell, Jr., an American who worked as a Nazi propagandist and as an American spy. As he awaits trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal, he recounts the events that led up to this: his marriage to a German actress, his recruitment as an American spy, and the years between the end of World War II and the current time, 1961, among others.
The writing is arresting. Vonnegut is a master at choosing scenes that are interesting, relevant, and cohesive. As such, many details from the first half of Mother Night again become relevant at the end of it.
The book is also, at times, deeply and darkly funny. Still, Mother Night does not downplay or excuse what Campbell did as a Nazi. I, personally, am often skeptical of morally gray stories, because I find that they often try to excuse the harm done by the characters. Mother Night does not do that. It is this lack of excuse that allows it to work as a story about gray morality. Consequently, the book appropriately deals heavily with anti-Semitism, Nazism, and regimes.
The characters are expertly crafted. A great deal of them are horrible people, but all of them are flawed and so, so human. The pacing, too, is excellent. The story unwinds, steadily unhurried, for the first two thirds of the book. It is in the last third of Mother Night that Vonnegut drops revelation after revelation. Here, the story, though still measured, begins to gain a sense of urgency. Similarly, it is in the last third of the book that Vonnegut finally feels compelled to answer, in the most astounding yet fitting way possible, the driving question: is Howard W. Campbell guilty?
a review by Benjamin Ahring
Remarkably Bright Creatures, the debut novel of Pacific Northwestern-born Shelby Van Pelt, deserves some slack. That being said, it is a deeply disappointing novel.
The concept has a lot of promise: a recent widow and aquarium worker named Tovah forms a parasocial relationship with a *ahem* remarkably bright giant Pacific octopus named Marcellus, an octopus who just so happens to know how to solve the mystery of the supposed suicide of her teenage son thirty years ago. Some hallmarks of a classic mystery, a dash of family drama, and an unconventional main character all wrapped up neatly in a three-hundred-and-something page package set in a quaint Pacific town.
Upon reading, it becomes immediately and unfortunately apparent that this is Van Pelt’s first novel. It is written in an unengaging and predictable style that might be excusable if it were not for the book’s many other, much more serious issues.
For one, the characters aren’t great. Besides five or six main players almost no one else moves the plot along in any impactful way. However, the author still spends a great deal of time naming and describing more than two dozen side characters, not one of which contributes to the actual story and not one of which is interesting enough to provide texture to the background. By the time you’ve met your fifth Barb, or Janice, or Anne, or whoever it becomes clear that no one is actually important except Tovah, Marcellus, and two or three others.
Marcellus, too, is a big issue. The book’s main draw, in my opinion, is that it features an octopus as a major character. However, in the three-hundered plus pages less than twenty of them are devoted to his point of view. The majority of chapters do not even feature him and barely make reference to him. Most of the times we are shown his point of view he merely muses existentially about his life. This can be greatly entertaining at times, but to center your book around a unique feature and then to sideline it the whole time is just a strange choice. Marcellus, despite being the supposed center of attention in the novel, makes an impact on the plot exactly twice, and both times in the last fifty pages of the book.
It makes sense that Van Pelt sidelined him, however, because the story’s real focal point is Tovah’s grief over her late son and her attempts to find an explanation for his sudden death. Without venturing too deeply into the territory of spoilers, this entire plotline hinges on a twist revealed as the book approaches its climax. An unoriginal, obvious, saw-it-from-a-mile-away kind of twist.
But that’s not even the greatest disservice the book does to Tovah. No, the real issue is how, when the explanation for her son’s death is shoehorned into the third to last chapter her grief just… resolves itself? At the very least it doesn’t come up again in any meaningful way. I want Tovah to make her peace as much as anybody else, but not in this way. The resolution ends up feeling like it wildly misses the mark on the true nature of the emotions it’s portraying because of this mistake.
Now, as much as I have trashed it and for all of its faults, Remarkably Bright Creatures is a good novel. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, but I certainly wouldn’t steer anyone away either. The dialogue is surprisingly realistic, the imagery is very visceral, and the characters that do get characterized effectively are done so lovingly and carefully. It is clear that the parts Van Pelt truly focused on have a better quality than the rest of the book.
The novel is an earnest attempt to create a beautiful story, but its inability to successfully carry out its most crucial elements leaves the whole work feeling a little disjointed and rough. For these reasons, I have to give it ⅖ cresties.
"The Namesake" by Jhumpa Lahiri: (3/10) cresties
reviewed by Mason Hart
Jhumpa Lahiri’s The Namesake centers around a boy named Gogol Ganguli’s life and the lives of his parents, Ashima and Ashoke, as immigrants to America from India. A wonderful concept, with a few fully fleshed-out characters- Ashima and Ashoke are both fascinating and provide in-depth examples of how the immigrant experience can affect people in the United States shortly after moving there and how they blend their cultures. All in all, it would be a wonderful story- if it didn’t feature Gogol.
Gogol is the main vessel in which the story is told through- and I say “vessel” instead of “narrator” because his internal monologue has all of the glamor of a hospital waiting room. The boy, despite whatever Lahiri’s intentions were, has the personality of a saltine cracker: bland and dry- not necessarily a bad thing as long as it’s paired with another, more flavorful item, and that the person consuming them has lost their sense of taste or smell. But in this case, it’s just Gogol- he is the main narrator for most of the story and makes the reader yearn for anyone else to take over and just add SOME SORT OF FLAVOR IN THE STORY. Much like a saltine cracker, he’s also salty- Gogol is, for the lack of a better term, annoying. Now, having annoying or even downright evil characters is good in a story! It gives the readers a villain and if a character without morals is the narrator it makes for a fascinating story. However, if you force us to read about an annoying character for 310 pages, people get sick of it. If I wanted to read about someone being annoying for hours on end, I would check my family’s group chat.
All in all, a great concept- the character of Ashima is fully fleshed out and lets the reader understand her pain and conflicting feelings about the states and India, and the few chapters that are in her perspective are fantastic. She and Ashoke, along with their story, are the only reason why I'm giving this book 3 stars instead of zero. If you like bland narrators, droning descriptions, and a ridiculously high number of spicy scenes, this book is for you.
Uzumaki, a manga by Junji Ito
a review by Callista Melis
5/5 Cresties
Written and illustrated by Junji Ito, Uzumaki is a fantastic piece of literature, similar to Ito's other works. The story mainly follows Kirie Goshima, a Japanese student living in a town called Kurouzu. Some of the chapters focus on the people around her, which adds to the world building and believability of this story (even though the events happening are supernatural). Although some (most) of this 3-volume story was downright disgusting and made my stomach turn, it ultimately advanced the plot in meaningful ways and expertly demonstrated the struggles and frustrations of the protagonist.
Throughout the story, the people of Kurouzu gradually become increasingly obsessed with spirals. At first, the obsession only manifests in the town’s nature, as curly grass and whirlpools in waterways start to draw Kirie’s attention. However, strange events keep happening and spirals always seem to be in the center of them, leading curious onlookers around and around in circles (eventually in a literal sense). Junji Ito’s storytelling is incomparable to any other author, as he has a distinct method of conveying the twisted rules of his worlds in a way that strangely compels the reader to not look away.
I would advise that if you have a weak stomach or don’t like body horror, you probably wouldn’t have an amazing experience reading this book, but I recommend Uzumaki nonetheless.
I was bored in the school library, scanning through bookshelves, when The Dog Stars caught my eye–just from the title alone, I couldn’t tell what genre it was, and the cover was a simple constellation of a dog. Was it a fantasy? A modern comedy? Was it tragic? To my surprise when I opened the cover, it was about living after the apocalypse, day by day, from the perspective of a middle aged man who lost his family. He only had his dog and his grouchy–and gun obsessed–old roommate for comfort.
I actually really like this book--the writing style is unique, as it’s more of a stream of consciousness and thoughts from the main character's point of view than well structured and beautifully written prose. That’s definitely something that could turn a lot of people away from the book, but it’s almost what made me keep reading. Learning bits and pieces from the thoughts of a middle aged man who depends on his dog for the will to survive, too done with the end of the world to continue living without his dog being happy, healthy, and safe. It definitely can be confusing though, because there’s no quotation marks, semi-colons, or any fancy ways of writing. It’s mostly small sentences broken up by frequent indents.
The characters' thoughts give you little bits about what happened, about how desolate the world turned, how violent everyone acts to each other, how the world is filled with more dead plants than alive ones. You have to put it all together though, and there’s certainly questions that never get answered.
Overall I really enjoyed it–but the author had some decisions I disagreed with. The author seemed to add paper thin romance for the sake of there being romance, and honestly I wasn’t entirely sure where he was going with it. He had his own ideas, but for me they just didn’t hit the mark. I think romance could have been incorporated better, but it was so sudden and progressed so quickly that it just didn’t make sense and caused me to flip past pages, disappointed. It ended suddenly, the last paragraphs ending on a cliffhanger that would never be answered, and I genuinely have no idea why the author ended it like that. There must have been a reason, for suspense or to show the spontaneity of the apocalypse, but I just didn’t get it. Is it meant to be confusing? Was there meant to be a second book? Did the author just not know how to end it?
Despite not being that satisfied with the cut-off ending or sudden romance, I’d give The Dog Stars 4 Cresties, as I truly loved the unique writing style and setting.
a review by Liora M. Ginsberg
4/5 Cresties
a review by Nora Isenberg
5/5 Cresties
My first view of The Penelopiad, a retelling of the Odyssey from Penelope’s perspective, was the table of contents, which includes chapter titles such as “Helen Ruins My Life” and “Heart of Flint”. Indeed, much of the book continues in the same manner: witty, frank, and concise. At one hundred and ninety-six pages, The Penelopiad is on the shorter end for novels, but it does not feel rushed. It also does not feel drawn out, as is the case with many longer novels. Instead, the plot builds with all the inevitability of a volcanic eruption.
The titular Penelope, who is intelligent and lonely, is interesting enough. However, where the characters really shine is not in Penelope but in Penelope’s description of others. There’s Eurycleia, who helps Penelope adjust to living in Ithaca but is more loyal to Odysseus and, later, their son Telemachus. There’s Penelope’s mother, a flighty naiad; Helen, egotistical, beautiful and condescending; and Odysseus, who is cunning and lying and whose exploits are never clearly defined as either godly or mortal. There are, of course, the maids, whose voices shine through in periodic interludes written in verse.
The maids’ deaths by Odysseus and Telemachus are central to the plot, although the maids themselves are only present in the second half of the story. The other characters, when described by critical Penelope, are severely flawed. The maids, though, according to Penelope, are sweet and loyal. Similarly, Penelope is unwilling to be as critical of herself. Throughout the beginning and middle of the story, she is witty enough to cover her own flaws. I especially liked her portrayal of ancient Greece. Ancient Greece, in modern retellings especially, is often sanitized or weighed against modern ideals, but The Penelopiad deals with the ugly parts while acknowledging the cultural norms. However, it is the maids’ interludes that give voice to their anger, their pain, and their humanity. It is the maids’ interludes that build up to the fact that Penelope, for all her self-professed perfection, is just as flawed as the people she dislikes. Then again, who among us isn’t?
Transistor is the odd middle child of Supergiant Games’ releases.
Sandwiched between Bastion, the game that gave them their first start, and Hades, the game they are known for today, Transistor has always been the odd one out. The game’s story follows the same beat as the real-life version of Transistor, play as the odd one out, and still be remembered.
You play as Red, a recently voiceless songstress, and you have been thrown into this world and the characters know what is going on, but you alone are lost in this story. The characters don’t waste any time attempting to explain the world around them to you, the player, exposition is instead given to you through easy to miss terminals, and learnin about characters is easy to miss if you don’t equip skills in different places.
One might be confused about why I derive so much enjoyment from a game which seem intent on misleading the player at every loading zone, but within that same reason for infuriation, I find it to be an exercise in deduction. I adore when games force me to find out what the story is from easy to miss source, it makes me more intrested in the game. I have to pick i apart to find every bit of text which describes the story and the setting, it isn’t handed to me on a silver platter, and that makes the game even more rewarding to me.
I feel Transistor is a game best experienced blind, sure, the game play mechanics might not be to everyone’s playstyle, but the story that weaves every bit of the game together, from lyrics, to area design, to even which speakers the dialouge comes from, I feel a half hearted review will not do justice to this game. It rewrote my brain chemistry in the best way.
I give Transistor five Cresties out of five.
(Side note: even if video games aren’t your jam, I suggest giving the soundtrack a listen, it combines so many music types to give you something that sounds unique and all its own. Darren Korb continues to be a really good composer.)
a review by Anja Frickx
5/5 Cresties
a review by Abby Falkoff
4/5 Cresties
Going to a Vampire Weekend concert at Huntington Bank Pavilion at the Northerly Islands (which is a ridiculously long name for a venue) in Chicago is one of the best ways to spend a July evening with a friend.
First things first. I have never been to a concert until this year, partly because I have never heard a band that I wanted to see in person. That changed three years ago when I discovered Vampire Weekend. This was the first year they came to Chicago since I started listening to them and I really appreciated being in a major city because they were playing two nights which doubled my chance of being able to go (I was not able to go the first night). In addition, their new album “Only God was Above Us” has some of my favorite songs. Ezra (the lead) must have read my mind since he sang Mary Boone, Capricorn and Step, which were the songs I most hoped to hear that night. I was surrounded by people who all knew and loved Vampire Weekend, a welcome change from the blank stares I normally receive whenever I mention them. It was exciting to be part of a crowd of fans with Vampire Weekend t-shirts, hats and bags who knew every word to every song. I loved how the band interacted with the crowd the whole night, letting us sing parts of a chorus and giving us their appreciation of Chicago.
I had a blast, but that did not come without some grievances. Because I try to be on time to events (some people would say even too early) I would have liked a heads up that the actual concert would not start until 8:30. My friend and I arrived promptly at 6:30 which was the time stamped on the ticket and we had to kill two hours. That said, there was an upside to this as there was no line to get into the venue or to the merch stand (I’m happy to say I got my first Vampire Weekend t-shirt that day). I also got to hear the band Ra Ra Riot and comedian Maya Rudolph (Judge Gen from The Good Place, one of my all-time favorite TV series) as opening acts. With more time to kill we set off on the quest to find something to drink. This turned out to be more difficult than I had anticipated as literally the only drinks that were being sold were alcoholic. News alert, Northerly Island: I’m only 17! Luckily my friend is very tall and was able to see a lonely Sprite at the very bottom shelf of one stand. Sprite in hand, the concert was finally about to begin. It was at this point that I was forced to comprehend that I was surrounded by 17,000 people and 106 giant speakers (trust me, I counted). To some people, a loud and crowded place is heaven, but I am a person who gets overwhelmed very easily in this particular situation. In preparation I had made sure to wear my most noise-canceling set of earplugs and would like to give a shout out to Loop ear plugs since they made my Vampire Weekend experience for the most part tolerable (although next time I’ll probably wear headphones).
Despite these few sour notes, I could not have asked for a better first concert. I got to see my favorite band live, sit in amazing seats where I could see the stage standing or sitting (given that I’m only 4’9” that’s saying a lot), and spend quality time with a good friend.
My first exposure to music was instrumental. Not the likes of Beethoven or Mozart, but that of rolling hills, sunset-capped trees, and bird’s eye views through misty clouds. On Youtube and free-music playing apps, my playlists were laden with these experiences, constructed by English composer and filmmaker, Marcus Warner.
While I have expanded my music taste, tenfold in variety, though still limited in volume, Warner’s music always occupies a space in my recently-listened Spotify playlists. Drawing from his own nature road trip across the states, he, along with Aiden Appleton, released Twice Above the Atlantic (Road Trip Addition) in 2022, featuring both lyrical pieces along with their instrumental counterparts.
In each piece, beginning with “This Was Us,” we are brought along the pair’s journey across America, stopping in “The Apartment in Brooklyn,” exploring “The Sunshine State,” and driving along the “Pacific Coast Highway.” With a combination of calming vocals and radiating orchestration, Warner perfectly encapsulates the feeling of winding through mountains with wind rushing through the car windows. Featuring small artists such as Humble He, each song fits their particular theme of dancing “In the Summertime” or spending time on the shore of the “Oceanside.” Nonetheless, the pieces still function as a unit, ebbing and flowing like the expansive highways of America.
Whether it’s studying late in the evening, walking on the same sidewalk I do every morning, or even completing daily chores, Warner’s music can both put one’s mind at peace, or hype it up for work. Twice Above the Atlantic is energizing, seen through the fast-paced tempo of “In the Summertime,” which I use for my wake-up alarm, as well as deeply emotional in the soft strums and stretched notes of “Stay” and “The House by the Lake.” With each album title that Warner produces, though especially Twice Above the Atlantic, it best defines the exact emotional and physical feeling the listener will encounter. Not only will it change the silent atmosphere, but it will also alter the very environment, turning it into streaked skies and painted landscapes.
Though admittedly niche, I would recommend Twice Above the Atlantic, and Marcus Warner in general, to anyone. I owe my everlasting love of instrumental music to his work, and I truly always come back whenever I feel the need to escape the stress of student life on a nature road trip.
a review by Jessica Li
5/5 Cresties
a review by Margaret R Dean
4/5 Cresties
Around 25 years ago, my grandmother skillfully crafted a wearable pumpkin costume for my then-17 year old mother. While my mother has dressed in it for many Halloweens since its high school debut, two Octobers ago I donned the same costume for school. Continuing with the tradition, I wore it again this year, and proceeded to be followed around by a chorus of “Pumpkin!” for the following 12 hours.
This pumpkin costume is actually a jack-o-lantern, if anyone wants to be specific. Sleeveless and going from shoulders to mid thigh, the orange is disrupted only by four patches of black: two eyes, a nose, and a smile. The liner is a thin white fabric that is just shorter than the orange so that a respectable poof is created, and within that is a small amount of mesh stuffing. It is important to note that any wearer of the pumpkin costume should remember to adjust the mesh stuffing before ear wear, as it often accumulates in one area of the poof, resulting in a lopsided jack-o-lantern smile.
Besides a few unfinished seams, the pumpkin costume that has now been worn for two generations is viewed by me as an artistic masterpiece. It is size adjustable (the back closes with three ties of orange ribbon and the highest one cinches the neck to the desired size of the wearer), durable, and most importantly versatile. Shorts, sweatpants, jackets, sweaters, tank tops, and even crocs have been worn with the costume.
Besides the joyful “Pumpkin!” being called after me in the hallways of school, I was also referred to directly as Pumpkin throughout the day. For anyone who enjoys that term of endearment being used by people around them, dressing up as a pumpkin is the perfect way to achieve the result of hearing “Good morning, Pumpkin” several times. As for me, I will likely begin to pick costumes that are not specific items.
Ultimately, however, I find so much joy in wearing a costume that has an interesting history with my family and overall it has served me well for two years of spooky spirit.
Caroline Polachek is no stranger to the music industry. After being a member of the indie band, Chairlift, she released four studio albums, two of them under her own name. The most recent of them, released this past Valentine’s day, carries her further on her journey into pop. Desire is a departure from her more ambient, but still romantic style to bring a more bratty and forward voice.
The album starts off with the cyclical and unique track Welcome to my Island. She interrupts her repeating verses with chaotic guitar solos, which is even more impressive as Polachek does not know how to play the guitar. The second track is Pretty In Possible, and it calms down significantly. The standout is the drum track, which accompanies Polachek’s vocalizations in a soothing loop. This was the first track on the album that wasn’t released as a single, so it was really my first impression of the album as a whole, and I enjoyed it. Following this is Bunny is a Rider, one of Polachek’s most popular songs. Ranked as the number one song of 2021 by Pitchfork, Bunny is an avant-pop summer anthem with nonsensical lyrics and a music video featuring Polachek wandering a Cretian maze. Producer Danny L. Harle’s daughter also makes a feature, with her giggles being sampled and chopped to become one of the most recognizable parts of the track. Next is Sunset, produced by one of my favorite electronic musicians, Sega Bodega. Sega is known for working with artists like Shygirl and FKA Twigs, but his signature style is not apparent on this song. Built on a mediterranean guitar riff, the song is filled with romance and lust, with the line “So no regrets, ‘cause you’re my sunset'' exemplifying the theme. Personally, the song falls flat because I know what these artists are capable of. Following after is Crude Drawing of an Angel. The angel itself is visible on the album cover, scrawled above the door of the subway car. In terms of the song, it feels like delving into a dark cave as a metaphor for a relationship, some things hidden from sight until your partner chooses to show you. A message that you can easily relate to even if you don’t want to.
The next song, I Believe, is a very knowing and understanding song, while also being free and sincere. Dedicated to the late producer Sophie, with lines like “look over the edge, but not too far.” Sophie was a pop and electronica revolutionary, who passed away a few years ago after falling from her balcony. The breakbeats and orchestral hits of I Believe seem overdramatic and dated for such a modern song, but Polachek uses them as she sees fit, as “there can be no compromises down low”. In fact, they lead quite well into Fly to You, featuring Grimes and Dido. This is the only feature on the album, and it is well planned and executed. I am more familiar with Grimes’ work, so I know her more ethereal style lends itself into Polachek’s musical aesthetic. Dido on the other hand, most famous in the UK but still being known for her song Thank You (sampled by Eminem in Stan), brings a more calming and rhythmic vibe. Dido’s experience really shines through, even more so than her partners. The following track, Blood and Butter, is less serious and delightfully odd. It mixes a sort of Ray of Light sentiment with Scottish folk music, including a pumping percussion track and a bagpipe solo. The nonsensical lyrics talking about inventing June and the body powers don’t distract from the musicality of it.
Unfortunately, the thrill of this song doesn’t last, as it leads into the next track Hopedrunk Everasking. It seems at first to be similar to Crude Drawing, but soon reveals itself as a pale shadow. For some inexplicable reason, the sound of a low battery smoke detector periodically beeps in the background, drawing attention away from the somewhat interesting lyrics. Vaguely referencing Macbeth and the impermanence of human life are lost in the distraction. Equally abstract but much more pleasing is Butterfly Net. Another song about love and the inevitable loss it comes with, but focusing on the futility of trying to keep it together as opposed to savoring its brevity. The metaphors are strikingly accurate, referencing trying to catch light in a butterfly net. Butterfly Net is sort of a breath of fresh air: a reliable and simpler song without any standouts. Similarly, Smoke is another smooth and uncomplicated song. Most of the lyrics are Polachek saying “na-na-na” over and over, but it doesn’t really get old. Repetition, or more specifically cycles, are a common motif in this album. Smoke wouldn’t be able to stand on its own, but as part of the album it fits in. Finally, the closer Billions provides a stellar ending to this pop journey. Utilizing reversed drums and referencing her own romantic ideals, the song feels pulsing but not slow, calling back to the past but not dug into it. The album finishes out with a children’s choir repeating, “I’ve never felt so close to you.” This refers to her love and herself, as this album proves that she has never known herself better. Overall, Desire shows Polachek’s growth, inside and out, and proves she’s a force to be reckoned with.
a review by Tommie Unsell
4/5 Cresties
a review by Ainsley McConnell
3/5 Cresties
"The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason." That is the first line you read if you ever decide to pick up Neal Stephenson's 880-page monster of a speculative science fiction novel. As far as ways to open a book go, you can't do much better than that. All of humanity has two years to live before shattered moon bits come raining down on Earth's surface. What ensues is a tangle of politics, conflicted interests, characters both endearing and annoying, and so, so much thoroughly researched science.
Stephenson pours astronomical jargon and niche knowledge into this book that would make even Andy Weir fans double-take. Some jargon he simply makes up, creating an endearing sense of realism but a reader's nightmare when one picks the book back up again after a break. Stephenson juggles multiple points of view - not new for his novels - but what is notable is his attempt to shape the narrative around the women in the story. It is called seven eves, after all. I was impressed at first by his ability to write a pretty well-realized, believable female perspective (though the bar is in hell, as they say) but was disappointed when Stephenson abandoned the characterization ship in favor of penning paragraphs upon paragraphs about theoretical orbital mechanics and quite literal rocket science.
The word is that Stephenson burned himself out after his 90s golden age. For a while fans needed only to point to this monster of a 2015 novel to disprove the critics - and yet, one can still argue that the craft in Stephenson's 1992 novel Snow Crash or the vibrant 1999 novel Cryptonomicon has dissipated somewhat. I am neither a fan nor a critic. My opinion stems from my love of reading authors who love writing, and it's clear Stephenson packs as much dense scientific research into this book as he does because he loves it, he thinks it's interesting, and he's willing to bet that we will too. But even the most nerdy of readers (me, for example) tire of Stephenson's unadorned textbook-like prose and stammering pacing at around the 400-page mark. At least if the moon ever blows up in the near future, we'll know exactly what to do.
Hailing from New Jersey, Danielle Balbuena, better known as 070 Shake from the 070 music collective, has been bringing her unique style of rap to the scene since 2015. Modus was her first studio album, released in 2020. Her music can only be described as transcendent, reminiscent of artists like Flume and Tkay Maidza. 070 Shake doesn’t put labels on her sexuality, but she expresses her love for women very prominently in her music.
The album starts off with Don’t Break the SIlence, a short intro that sets up for more themes of love, loss, and things not quite in your reach. Next is Come Around, bursting in with heavy, commanding synths that shake off the dreaminess of the last track. Another short and simple track, Come Around shows the opposite end of the spectrum of Shake’s music: from ethereal and flowing to booming and dramatic. Morrow is where the album really picks up. Starting off with a little guitar riff, it quickly turns into a bouncing and quick romp about not being able to handle a person that you still love. Her voice turns from caring to grating and degrading quickly, with her versatility when it comes to tone standing out. Following this is The Pines, which may sound familiar to any fans of Nirvana or the Bluegrass Boys. The Pines is one of the many songs that were inspired by the old murder ballad In the Pines, the most famous being Where Did You Sleep Last Night by Nirvana. This version is from the perspective of the unfaithful lover, defending her actions by saying she just needed to escape and let go. The song climaxes with rising strings, playing an almost accusatory melody. Moving on and almost reversing this idea is Guilty Conscience, the standout track from the album. Carried along by warm synths that evoke a sense of regretful nostalgia, Shake sings about catching her partner cheating, but realizing that she knew all along and just chose to ignore it. A particular metaphor striked me, the line “you look like the moon in the morning, jaded, faded, almost gone.” Guilty Conscience is one of the most unique rap songs I’ve ever heard, using its beat to invoke emotion in a way I’ve never seen before. Maybe it would have been a hit in the 80s.
The next song, Divorce, is similarly inviting. It starts off with a confusing drum pattern, but quickly transitions into a waltz-like pattern befitting the pomp and circumstance that marriage brings. The song serves as a vessel for Shake to express her thoughts. She views marriage as something that drives people apart, saying “Face your fear and face the truth/Me and you, we were one/That was once, but now we're two.” She paints marriage as a union of money, not two souls. It’s Forever is next, a short interlude sampled from an old R&B song by The Ebonys. It lasts only 20 seconds, and goes directly into Rocketship, a relatively simple, bouncing synth rap. Peppered by repetition, it talks about being a free spirit that can’t be tied down by relationships. If I heard that from someone I’d be out the door already, but that’s just me. Ignoring the lyrics, Rocketship is a light and electronic song that is fun to listen to. The opposite of that, Microdosing is a dark and booming track, and thematically one of my favorites on the album. For such an ominous and deep instrumental, the lyrics are beautifully empathetic. She talks about not wanting to be her partner’s only love, because if they drift apart then she will have nothing left. It hits home for a lot of people that have been left feeling empty after losing a relationship, myself included. In contrast to all of the betrayal in Shake’s other songs, this one almost seems hopeful. The next song, Nice to Have, is just as loving but not as rosy. Another regrettably relatable song, she sings of a lover slowly slipping away from her. She blames her partner for this, but in reality both of them are just traveling in different directions. It isn’t a hopeless song, but it evokes that feeling when you think about being in a decaying relationship that can’t be repaired. If that’s too much to handle, Shake lightens it up with Under The Moon, a much more relaxing song. It is spacey and flowing, feeling more ballad-like than her other songs. The words match this energy, painting herself as a carefree spirit urging the one she’s singing to, not really a partner but rather just someone she’s attached to, to be like her and let loose. This song is followed by Daydreamin, which switches to a more aggressive and hammering beat as Shake grows restless with her partner’s indecision and decides to leave. Unlike Nice to Have, it doesn’t have the same regretful tones in the lyrics, replacing them with anger and judgment. Daydreamin ends abruptly after less than three minutes though, and the soft pulse of the next song immediately begins. Terminal B is a ballad that follows the singer’s thoughts on the relationship they have ended. The vocals are backed with calming synths and strings that create a new air of sympathy and bring back the regret we are familiar with. In the end, she decides she was never deserving of this love. Terminal319 ends with a goodbye, with Shake stating, “I’ll never know how long I’ll stay, how far I’ll go.” She doesn’t necessarily feel happy, but for once, she feels calm. The album ends with the beat from Come Around, as she affirms her decision to stay true to herself instead of changing for someone she loved, but still wanting to find someone she doesn’t have to change for.
a review by Tommie Unsell
3.5/5 Cresties
a review by Jessica Li
0/5 Cresties
Taylor Jenkins Reed, a white and straight woman, writes on the first page of her book, “As a biracial woman myself–light brown skin and dark brown eyes courtesy of my black father, an abundance of face freckles courtesy of my white mother…”
The context of speaking through the first-person perspective of a biracial character, which would inevitably be requested when this quote opens a negative review, only serves to strengthen the aforementioned pessimism.
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, to put it simply (because I will not put any effort into giving this book a fair chance at success) tells the story of Monique, a biracial woman who interviews Evelyn Hugo towards the end of her life. Evelyn recounts her many husbands and her one true love, her colleague, Celia.
Hailed as a holy grail of sapphic fiction and representation in contemporary literature, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo is a fine example of why the act of reading or writing novels is not an indicator of intelligence. Not only is the plot unrealistic, poorly written, and full of unlikeable characters, but this book fails to accomplish what it is often praised for: an engaging story about a well-developed sapphic romance. The main pair, Celia and Evelyn are absolutely horrible to one another, with their starving chemistry being completely composed of paragraphs of physical descriptions (often containing the word “thin” and “slim”) and the character’s monologues of how “utterly gorgeous” the other is. Their constant toxicity and vileness towards one another should not be upheld as the pinnacle of sapphic representation. It seemed as if a romance between two women to Reed can only be dictated by the male gaze, with no other sustenance. This felt more like a sexualization of sapphic love, rather than a celebration of it.
In addition, every character, including men, who the audience is supposed to root for, is described as being “beautiful” and “skinny,” while clear antagonists or the villain of the hour being “pudgy” and labeled unattractive. While these descriptions are acceptable as an occasional occurrence, they become questionable when it is the author’s only way of denoting a protagonist and antagonist. The obsession with weight and body image in this book is incredibly unnecessary, with both Evelyn and Monique mentioning their fear of their bodies changing after giving birth and going through a heartbreak respectively. Although this could be used to discuss and reflect toxic body standards, the book never follows through with this lens. It most likely was not intentional, but this casual mention of negative body standards in women only serves to normalize these harmful thoughts.
Reed should win an award for the most types of botched diversity, for in addition to the horrid diversity in body type and sexuality, she manages to also disgrace people of color. While the quote mentioned should satisfy the explanation for the writing of Monique’s character, Evelyn is another (perhaps even more severe) case of Reed’s careless view of representation. Evelyn is a Cuban immigrant, who bleached her hair in order to pass as a white person. Aside from Reed’s painful and highly unwarranted attempt at writing about the immigrant experience, she also whitewashes Evelyn to the point where her fancasts for a live-action movie feature white actresses. There was absolutely no reason for Reed to write a Hispanic main character while also whitewashing her. It may be argued that this was the only way to become successful during the time (1900s), but Reed does nothing to show that this mentality and behavior should not be promoted. Even when Evelyn meets an openly Hispanic woman, she views her as inferior and does nothing to show she is interested in her culture.
This book is regarded as the pinnacle of fictional diversity? Absolutely not.
To be sure, diversity can and should be written into every source of literature. However, diversity can quickly become problematic when a white and straight author is speaking about the biracial or immigrant experience, as if she has personally experienced it or is capable of offering an authentic voice on the matter. It is even more disappointing that someone who is more systemically privileged is being rewarded and seen as the epitome of representation for racial minority groups and the LGBTQ community over someone who is a genuine member of these groups.
For actual (good) sapphic representation, Adrienne Tooley cannot be recommended enough. Not only is she a phenomenal writer in her own right, but her stories focus on well-developed relationships between women, with actual chemistry and likable characters. Unlike Reed, Tooley is fully aware of her strengths and caters to them, rather than attempting to be an author she is not. The only accomplishment Reed has made with this book is giving me free fire kindling and enough spite to last me a decade.
“You probably think this world is a dream come true, but you’re wrong…” Coraline follows a young girl with blue hair through her adventures as she moves into a new place. She lives an unsatisfactory life but finds a little door that leads to a place where her dreams are fulfilled.
In this parallel universe her mother and father are better and give her everything she wants. But as the movie continues she begins to find it suspicious. Coraline goes on a journey through this world and learns that there is more than what the eye can see. Overall, the lesson that can be learned from this movie is that you should never take things for granted. Watching Coraline is like recalling a strange yet magical dream. A world of circus mice, talking cats and magical gardens overwhelms the audience with awe. Although many people say that this movie is too scary, I believe that the elements of horror complement the comforting and warm tones that are sprinkled throughout the film.
a review by Leena Nagaraj
3/5 Cresties
a review by Tommie Unsell
5/5 Cresties
The materials to create stories lie within all of us. What distinguishes normal people from writers is the need for those stories to leap out of us and onto the page. What distinguishes good writers from great writers is their ability to weave those stories together into something beautiful. Nic Sequeira is one of those great writers, as he is not only able to conjure pages and pages of engaging writing, but also connect a multitude of stories to each other, making it more than the sum of its parts.
You Might Have Seen Them, my favorite of his creations, is a collection of his short stories that make up part of a project called the Hypnagogic Archive. The archive, which can be found at hypnagogicarchive.neocities.org, is an amazing work of storytelling disguised as a place to find artifacts of the old days of the internet. If you go through the archive you’ll find stories and videos about cults, haunted gas stations, undead herons, and more, but if you look closer, you can see that many of these stories have the same characters in them. A selfish girl who would do anything to get her way, including murder. A woman on a VHS tape that makes you wonder where your world ends and hers begins. A guy with a bad haircut that ruthlessly collects all the media he can in order to achieve his goals. After combing through the archive, you begin to see the true story of the project. The most impressive part, however, is the fact that they don’t need to be put together. Almost every story contained in the Hypnagogic Archive can be taken out of context and enjoyed just as much. Even if there was no overarching narrative, the archive would still be a testament to Sequeira’s skill as a writer by showing just how many unique and high-quality stories he can put out. I highly recommend that you take a look through the archive yourself, and if you feel moved by it, buy a copy of You Might Have Seen Them like I did, or buy the shorter Tales From The Void that is coming out soon. If you just want to read through the hypernarrative, you can read Oxide of the Void, The Persecuted Accountants, Requiem for Steve, Chloe: Final Thoughts, Evening Meeting, Joyce, Ellis: Final Thoughts, and Shelby: Final Thoughts, but I encourage you to take a deeper dive. I’m sure you’ll find something worth your time.
Look Back is a Japanese one shot manga written and illustrated by Tatsuki Fujimoto, later adapted into a feature length anime movie. It follows two girls and their friendship over their entire lives, and how drawing manga brought them together. The story is a touching narrative on growing up and friendship but also a beautiful commentary on the creation of art itself.
I read Look Back originally a couple years ago, because I was a fan of Fujimoto’s series, Chainsaw Man, a popular shonen manga and anime. I felt entranced by the way he tells stories, and wanted to see more of his work. His comics are heavily inspired by cinema, and they feel like movies themselves, which is probably why they adapt so well. The Look Back movie adaptation came out a couple months ago, and even though I have sort of gotten out of my anime and manga phase, I decided to watch it.
The story follows a girl named Fujino, and her friendship with another girl, Kyomoto. It starts out when they are in 4th grade, and Fujino is renowned as the “class artist” for her funny comic strips in the school paper, but is challenged by the homeschooled kid, Kyomoto, who does pro-level illustrations. She starts practicing more and more, not wanting to be surpassed. At the end of the 6th grade, Fujino has to deliver a diploma to Kyomotos house, where she finds out that Kyomoto is a huge fan of hers. The pair then team up to create comics together, and they grow up together as well.
I’m going to stop here in my summary because I truly cannot do this manga justice, I cannot recommend it to anyone enough.
Tatsuki Fujimoto’s art is beautiful in this manga. His drawings themselves, while they are not technical masterpieces, convey so much emotion in them. There is one scene, early on in the story, after Fujino finds out Kyomoto admired her, where she is walking home in the rain. The walking turns into running, which turns into dancing, and there is a full two page spread of her running and dancing in the pouring rain. There are so many scenes like this in this story, that allow a deeper look into how the characters are feeling. The emotion shone through bounces off the page, and it is truly beautiful to look at. The expressions he draws on the characters, from judgement to nervousness to shocking, debilitating grief show so much emotion and humanity.
There is so much humanity in this story, and its central theme surrounding why we create art is deeply explored throughout. “Then why do you draw, Fujino?” Kyomoto asks this question at the end of the story, in a flashback where Fujino is complaining about the process of making manga. There is no answer given through words, only pictures. These pictures show all the times in the story that the two worked together, the two laughed together, the two explored together, and the two created together. In my opinion, the answer that Fujimoto gives for the reason of creation is love. Love for the craft, love for another, love for the world and what you put out into it.
a review by Eva Kantz
5/5 Cresties
a review by Owen McFadden
4/5 Cresties
1984: You hear it referenced here and there, especially on the internet and frequently in the tirades of political extremists, one way or another. You may have gotten the gist from listening to a song like “Karma Police” by Radiohead, or by watching THX 1138, or even from hearing about it in a lecture from your teacher. In any case, 1984 has stood the test of time and is never not talked about in popular culture. But why is that?
Well, I’m assuming here you haven’t read it, but even if you have, here’s the main plotline:
Winston Smith is a man living in (maybe?) 1984, but even he isn’t aware of the true year. He lives in Great Britain, now called Airstrip One in a post-capitalist society governed by The Party, which follows the principles of Ingsoc, or English Socialism. Ingsoc is in fact not English nor socialist, but a doctrine of the unitary authoritarian Marxist-Lenist state, otherwise known as dictatorship. The Party goes about enforcing its tyrannical rule through mass surveillance, secret police, revising history, and rallies in support of the Party. Winston navigates this dystopia by keeping an illegal journal, downing gin, and later on having an illicit relationship with a coworker. However, when he eventually gets tired of the Party and tries to join the rumored, underground opposition known as the Brotherhood (in ironic reference to Big Brother, the figurehead of the Party), Winston receives a copy of a manifesto that explains the global situation.
In summary, this manifesto adds detail to the setting, but primarily serves to realize the immense feeling of dread and desolation the current world order imposes on its citizens. It’s at this point in the novel that, in my opinion, the rest of the story is mostly irrelevant and most of the meaning has been delivered.
Because from here on out, Winston follows the path you’d expect him to: he is brainwashed into genuinely believing the ideology of the Party. He is then released for a limited time before his undated public execution, where he dilutes his trauma with gin. However, before a “bullet is placed” in the back of Winston’s head, a military victory announcement results in a final, true shift in belief for him, culminating in the iconic line: “He loved Big Brother.”
Apart from being a great book with countless metaphors, complex layers, and a myriad of issues where 1984 was ahead of its time, 1984 is REAL. Feel like you’re in a monotonous machine? Validated. Can’t speak your truth? He can’t either. Swamped with endless work but minimal free time, or even a lack of things to do in your free time? Winston gets it. The ending resonates deeply with any sympathizers of the previous sentiments, those losing rights, and honestly many people in today’s world. It feels crushing, that the Party was absolutely unresponsive to all attempts at liberation, silencing each and every one with torture and death. For many of us, it seems like a deep parallel to the current world order and its lack of rapid and effective change.
But there’s always hope. Before the mid-1800s, even men weren’t able to vote, and look at us now: nationwide voting regardless of sex or race! This isn’t to say there isn’t more work to do, but we’ve done it before and we can do it again. Losing the battle doesn’t mean losing the war, and keeping in touch with the status quo while also actively questioning it will keep you educated and aware. Much like in the world of 1984, there are always going to be forces with malicious intent (where most of the parallels drawn come from), and all you can do is fight back in any way you can.
Dorian Gray is a young man in high society whose face captivates all who see him. When he gets his portrait painted, he wishes he could stay this beautiful forever. Time moves on, and his face stays the same, but his portrait ages. As he loses the innocence of the past and becomes crueler, his portrait reflects the monster he's become. A heartfelt story about humanity, fearing repercussions, running away from your mortality, and deceit.
a review by Mason Hart
5/5 Cresties