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UPDATE: Posted a new review for the first time in about 4 years. I'd like to say I am back and that I am updating the page, but we all know that's probably bullshit.

12/4/17

 I would describe myself as a fanatic, in a way. A person motivated by irrational enthusiasm.  My love for 70's and 80's B horror films can only be described as eternal. Many people don't understand the significance or excitement that comes along with purchasing a new, unopened horror film. For me, watching a good horror film is similar to the feeling one may get when treating themselves to a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream.Out of my undying love for B horror movies, I have decided to create this vault of marvelous personal movie reviews. Inside you will find many horror films that you may, or may not have heard of before. Whether you are interested in the bloody, cheesy, or downright bizarre horror movie, you are sure to find something to satisfy your craving.                  ---Enjoy!

My Rating System:

5 Stars = Cream of the crop

4 Stars = Almost perfect

3 Stars = Definitely worth a watch 

2 Stars = Might want to take a look 

1 Stars = Very bad movie

0 Stars = Atrocious. One of the worst.