It's prose I suppose

Look at me splash - Look at me bash, as a punch that water in

I’m a really fast swimmer, You can tell by the lane I’m in

I always choose the fast lane so I can splash and plow

And prove to the oeuvre how much water I can move

And leave you all to wonder how

Then I stop and stand up in the end of my lane

And do an almighty stretch

Two tickets to the gun show ,

enough to make a grown man wretch

I stand and chat and that and bathe in the praise, soak in the adorition

Then i'm off like a shot, a tuna that’s hot , a liquid silver vision

plowing through the water with no question or concern

a human propeller creating waves, for every admirer I can earn

although to my shame its all just a game , im actually really shit

i'm not swimming any quicker I just a bit of a git