We don't know why, but most of the verses are something about Mary.
When Moses was, a little boy, he floated down, the River Nile... and he couldn't get to heaven for a whole lot of reasons! This is a fun song where people can follow the leader and people can take turns adding verses.
There's a Hole in my Bucket lyrics...
Found a peanut, where'd you find it, in the tent, what was it doing there... Use your creativity to outlast the other team!
Do you remember your nursery rhymes? They're a lot funnier when they all end up being thrown out the second storey window!
Have you ever seen a horse fly? Really, did it have wings? How many real things sound really funny when you think of them another way? Why not make a competition song out of it!