Height of inocence
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . "Then why did you eat him?"
What is a baby:
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has
no sense of responsibility at the other.
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's
healthy.
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!